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YumBitsGrossBits

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchantments Applied:	207	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the food is as wild as our players! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of eating cake in tiny, bite-sized pieces but running for your life when faced with a giant, towering cake that threatens to devour you whole! Our server is full of surprises, just like that time when a player accidentally ate a whole stack of raw chicken and turned into a chicken-human hybrid. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and see what crazy food adventures await you!

Anime Son Minecraft Server

Anime, anime character, anime fandom, Boy, daydreaming, dreams, emotional connection, family, FANTASY, fictional, idealized relationship, imagination, longing, love, maternal instinct, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, Server, Son, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden dimension where all the anime boys are waiting to be adopted as your virtual sons! Imagine having a cute anime boy following you around, helping you mine for diamonds and slay monsters. Plus, they come with their own special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes or summoning giant pandas to protect you. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate anime dad!

Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too

#youtube, BEWARE, Caution, cautionary tale, comedy, consequences, Entertainment, funny, happen, humor, irony, Karma, laughed, learn, Lesson, Minecraft, mistake, ruffians, smp, unexpected, Video, viral

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	6860	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Emeralds Found:	7710
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Potions Brewed:	110

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or watch as someone accidentally unleashes a horde of angry llamas on their unsuspecting base.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Just remember, you may have laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too.

BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server

Architect, brother, BrotherBuyout, buyout, electrical heater, exterior walls, family, foundation, Heating, House, Legal, living conditions, Mess, Minecraft, Plans, renovation, roof, Server, Time, tiny house, unrealistic, water heater

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Towns Built:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of living in a house that feels like it’s straight out of a horror movie? Do you want to escape the cold, the wind, and the overall garbage living conditions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house without any unrealistic plans holding you back. No need to worry about freezing in the winter or dealing with cold water, because in our world, you can create the perfect cozy home for yourself.

Forget about family drama and legal battles, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Build, explore, and create the home of your dreams without any pesky siblings getting in your way.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to living like a HOBO in a dump of a house. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build in Minecraft than deal with real-life renovations.

ResellRuinMinecraft

aita, cancelled order, Collecting, collecting hobby, Deal, expensive pieces, figurines, Friend, INFORMATION, market value., morally wrong, rare figurines, resellers deal, reselling, reselling business, ResellRuinMinecraft, Ruining, Seller, snipe

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Are you tired of missing out on rare figurines in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about your collection being sniped by a sneaky friend again! We’ve got a community of collectors who are always on the lookout for the best deals and we make sure everyone gets a fair shot at completing their collection.

Imagine the thrill of finding that one elusive figurine you’ve been searching for, only to have it snatched away by a so-called friend. Well, on our server, we don’t stand for that kind of betrayal! We value honesty and fairness above all else, so you can rest assured that your hard-earned figurines will be safe from any shady resellers.

Join us today and experience the joy of building your collection without the fear of someone swooping in and stealing your treasures. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your passion for collecting rare items in Minecraft. Don’t let anyone ruin your collecting dreams – join our server now and start building the ultimate figurine collection!

PixelPeep Minecraft SMP

accessories, attractiveness, Body language, clothing, complexion, eye contact, EYES, facial expression, first impression, Grooming, hair, handshake, height, meeting new people, Minecraft, personal style, physical appearance, PixelPeep, Posture, Shoes, Smile, smp, weight

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mines Excavated:	2387	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	148	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Forget about physical features, on our Minecraft SMP, the first thing you’ll notice is the size of their diamond sword! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, just looking for someone to challenge him to a build battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

CraftyComfortsTV

binge watching, Combo, comfort cuisine, comfort dinner, comfort dishes, comfort entertainment, comfort food, comfort meal, comfort program, comfort series, comfort show, comfort television, comfort tv, comfort viewing, comfort zone, comfort zone activities, CraftyComfortsTV, Favorite, mealtime, Relaxation, tv show

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a jalapeno in a bowl of ice cream!

Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, singing show tunes and dropping diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a custom-built food court where you can chow down on all your favorite comfort meals while binge-watching your go-to TV show on giant screens scattered throughout the land. Want to enjoy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs while catching up on the latest episode of “Game of Thrones”? Done. Craving a big bowl of mac and cheese while laughing along to “Friends”? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

CraftyWarZones

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWarZones, crisis management., de-escalation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, long tail tag, Military, peace negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, russia, Ukraine, War, war end, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server

agriculture, biotechnology, Boosted, CRISPR/Cas9, crop improvement, food security, gene editing, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, global nutrition, leaf protein, nutrition enhancement, plant science, protein, protein content, researchers, Rice, seed protein, Server, soybeans, sustainable farming, Technology

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we be using CRISPR/Cas9 to make rice and soybeans super protein-packed! Imagine flexing on all them other players with your buffed-up crops, like Hulk but in Minecraft form.

We be on a mission to solve world hunger in the Minecraft universe, one genetically modified plant at a time. Join us and be part of this epic quest to make Minecraft a more nutritious place for all them blocky creatures.

Plus, who wouldn’t wanna brag about having the most swole farm in all of Minecraft? Come flex your farming skills and show off your genetically enhanced crops to the world. Let’s make Minecraft agriculture great again, one gene edit at a time!

Money Cuh Minecraft Server

beat up, Bitches, BROKE, cuh, DIRTY, dusty, everyday, grape, jerk off, Loc, Mall, Minecraft, MONEY, porn, Server, Shop, SPENDING, street, stunna girls, Style, Watching

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Chimeras Created:	4	Towns Built:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	95

Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

Accountability, Communication, Community, Competitive Gaming, cybercrime, DEFEND, Ethics, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gaming, GGWP, Integrity, Minecraft, Money stolen, multiplayer, online gaming, RESPONSIBILITY, Say GGWP, smp, Sportsmanship, theft, video games

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Villages Defended:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!