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  • CrocsVsToads: PoisonedBaitRevolution

    CrocsVsToads: PoisonedBaitRevolution
    join our epic minecraft server where we have trained crocodiles to fight off evil cane toads! these crocs are like the guardians of the server, keeping all the players safe from poisonous toads.

    we have created a whole new world where you can witness this epic battle between crocs and toads while you build your own epic creations. imagine building a castle while watching a crocodile chomp down on a toad – it’s like a live action movie right in front of your eyes!

    not only that, but we have special events where you can ride on the backs of the crocs and go on crazy adventures around the server. it’s like a safari but with crocodiles instead of lions!

    so come join our server and be a part of this insane world where crocs and toads battle it out for supremacy. who will win? join to find out!

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  • SickGFConcertDitcher

    SickGFConcertDitcher
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures! Just like this guy’s girlfriend, you never know what twists and turns you’ll encounter. From hospitals to concerts to butt shots (okay, maybe not that last one), our server will keep you on your toes. Who needs a foreign country when you can experience all the drama right here? Join now for a gaming experience that’s crazier than this Reddit post!

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  • CraftyPoisonedHubby

    CraftyPoisonedHubby
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where food safety is no joke! Join us if you want to avoid getting sick from virtual condiments and learn the importance of checking expiration dates in the Minecraft world.

    Our server is perfect for those who have a fear of in-game food poisoning and want to ensure their virtual meals are always safe to eat. Trust us, you don’t want to end up like the player who ate the spoiled sauce and spent hours puking in-game.

    But don’t worry, our server is not all about food safety lectures. We also have epic quests, crazy adventures, and even a secret dungeon inspired by Darkest Dungeon 2. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, just make sure to check your virtual condiments before eating them!

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  • SicklyDeliciousCraft

    SicklyDeliciousCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of deliciousness and danger! Join us if you dare to feast on the forbidden fruit of Minecraft – the infamous Poison Potato! Sure, it tastes good going down, but just wait until you see what happens next! Will you survive the stomach-churning adventure or will you be left clutching your virtual toilet bowl in regret? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the culinary chaos begin!

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  • MILsChickenNoThanks

    MILsChickenNoThanks
    Are you tired of risking E. coli every time you eat at your in-laws’ house? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing defrosting in the kitchen sink is your enemies’ hopes of winning! We guarantee a safe and sanitary gaming experience, unlike that questionable chicken dinner your MIL served up. Plus, our server is so epic, even your wife will have to admit you’re not an asshole for refusing to eat her mom’s sketchy cooking. So come join us and let’s cook up some fun (safely)!

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  • KimchiCraft: NoroVirusNonsense

    KimchiCraft: NoroVirusNonsense
    lol come join our server, where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got so much craziness going on, you’ll be laughing your pants off!

    imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where everything is made of cheese! yep, you heard right, CHEESE! you can build a house out of gouda or make a sword out of cheddar, the possibilities are endless!

    but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are planning a revolution against the evil sheep overlords. join their cause and fight for chicken rights in the most epic battle of all time!

    and if that’s not enough, we have a giant volcano in the middle of the map that shoots out marshmallows instead of lava. it’s the perfect place for a sweet and sticky adventure!

    so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft world you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • SickBoyfriendNoProblem

    SickBoyfriendNoProblem
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a world of endless possibilities!

    Are you tired of missing out on fun activities because of food poisoning? Well, on our server, you can eat all the virtual kolaches you want without any consequences! No need to worry about shitting constantly here, unless it’s from laughing too hard at our hilarious community events.

    Join us and leave your real-life responsibilities behind – whether it’s dodging rollercoasters or watching your boyfriend play Elden Ring while you’re stuck at home. On our server, the only thing you’ll be dodging is creepers and the only thing you’ll be watching is your friends build epic structures.

    So come on over and let’s make some unforgettable memories together – because life’s too short to miss out on all the fun!

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  • PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

    PizzaCraft Minecraft Server
    lol, u ever heard of a server so cray cray that even Nestlé is shook? yea, that’s right, this server is so lit that even big companies are gettin’ in on the action. come join us for a wild ride filled with contaminated pizzas, shady investigations, and maybe even a sprinkle of conspiracy theories. who knows what you’ll find in this wacky world of blocky madness. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see if u can uncover the truth behind Nestlé’s questionable pizza practices. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

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  • GroceryGriefer420

    GroceryGriefer420
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t get food poisoning from our virtual meals! Join us and escape the drama of defrosting disasters and control freak cooks. Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities and no one will force you to eat questionable defrosted food.

    Imagine a place where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone defrosting shrimp next to your crafting table. Dive into our server and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to argue about food safety or spend $600 on questionable meat.

    So come join us and let’s build a world where defrosting on the counter is just a distant memory. Who needs real groceries when you can feast on virtual blocks and pixels? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master on our server!

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  • TasteTestTyrant

    TasteTestTyrant
    join our epic minecraft server and avoid the same fate as those poor medieval chefs who got yeeted cuz the king’s food taster couldn’t handle a lil food allergy. we got dragons, unicorns, and a secret underground taco stand run by villagers who moonlight as salsa dancers. build a castle, ride a llama into battle, or just chill in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s not real lava…or is it?). come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where anything can happen, even getting turned into a block of cheese by a mischievous wizard. trust us, you won’t be bored on this server…unless you’re a block of cheese, then you might be a little bored.

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