Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!
Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!
So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!
Embark on quests to gather ingredients for your virtual meals and defend them from hungry mobs trying to steal your virtual snacks. Trade with other players to stock up on supplies and form alliances to protect your food stash from any potential raiders.
But beware, just like in real life, there may be some passive-aggressive players who will try to guilt-trip you for protecting what’s rightfully yours. Stay strong and stand your ground, because on this server, your food is your kingdom and you are the ruler!
So come join us and show Jess and her food-stealing ways that you mean business. Who knew that a Minecraft server could teach you valuable life lessons about setting boundaries and standing up for yourself? Let the epic food wars begin!
Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they landed in a pool of lava! But don’t worry, we have a team of flying pigs ready to rescue you if things get too out of hand.
Join us if you want to be part of a community that is as unpredictable as a herd of cats on a trampoline. Plus, rumor has it that if you can find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow named Bessie. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos of our Minecraft SMP!
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND MUSHROOM KINGDOM WHERE U CAN PARTY WITH THE FUNGI FOLK AND LEARN THEIR ANCIENT MUSHROOM MAGIC. U CAN EVEN RIDE A GIANT MUSHROOM INTO BATTLE AGAINST THE EVIL CARROT ARMY.
SO COME JOIN US AND EMBRACE THE MUSHROOM MADNESS. WHO NEEDS PLANTS WHEN U CAN HAVE FUNGI FANTASY? LET’S GET WEIRD AND MUSHROOMY TOGETHER!