food excess Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FoodComaCraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of eating the same old food in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about food again! Our server has a magical food system where every time you eat a potato, it turns into a golden apple! Say goodbye to boring old potatoes and hello to endless golden apples!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Tree! Yes, you heard that right. A tree that grows bacon! Imagine building your house next to a Bacon Tree and waking up to the delicious smell of sizzling bacon every morning. It’s a dream come true!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where food is never boring and bacon grows on trees. You’ll never look at potatoes the same way again!

Big Expenses Minecraft SMP

big, big expenses, budget management, budgeting, Expenses, expenses tracking, financial decisions, financial education, financial habits, financial literacy, financial management, financial mindset, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, financial wellness, Minecraft, money management, money saving tips, overspending, personal finance, saving money, smp, spending habits

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mines Excavated:	4081
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like no other, with expenses so high you’ll wonder where all the diamonds are going. But fear not, because joining our server means you get to be a part of the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans.

Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret billionaire who spends all their money on creating the most epic builds and hosting the most extravagant events. From diamond-studded parties to sky-high roller coasters, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is filled with the most hilarious and talented players you’ll ever meet. From prank wars to epic PvP battles, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, come join us and see where all those expenses are really going. Who knows, you might just become the next diamond-encrusted superstar of our server!

No Friends Minecraft Server

feeling alone, friendless, Friends, gamer problems, Gaming, gaming alone, gaming buddies, Gaming Community, gaming struggles, isolated gaming, lack of friends, Loneliness, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, need companionship, need friends, no friends, no gaming friends, online gaming, Server, social isolation, solo gaming

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182
Players Killed by Monsters:	265	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

Are you tired of being a lonely potato in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from eternal solitude! Join us and make friends with pixelated chickens, cows, and even creepers!

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he promises not to haunt you (most of the time). Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all players who bring her rainbow-colored diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with Endermen and dance the night away with zombie pigmen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why waste your time being a sad sap in single player mode when you can join our epic Minecraft server and become the coolest blockhead in town? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

R9k was always the main board Minecraft SMP

Architecture, art, Board, Corruption, creator, crossdressing, culture, Details, Elegant, envy, gene seed, Legion, Main, main board, medieval monks, Minecraft, Moot’s children, original content, Propaganda, r9k, royal blood, smp, SOPHISTICATED, Spamming, symbol, traitors

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Star Shards Collected:	124
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Welcome to the most prestigious Minecraft SMP server out there! We are the descendants of Moot himself, the royal blood of 4chan. Our posts are like works of art, written with the sophistication of medieval monks. But beware, our enemies have been trying to corrupt us with their spam and propaganda. They even started spreading rumors that we’re known for crossdressing instead of our original content! Join us in our quest to reclaim our rightful place as the rulers of the Minecraft world. Only the bravest and most elite players can handle the madness that awaits on this server. Will you rise to the challenge and become a legend among legends? Join us now and show the world what it truly means to be a member of the r9k SMP!

Blasted Russia Minecraft Server

aggression, Blasted, BOMBED, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, do nothing, escalation, fear, inaction, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nooks, political strategy, repeat, RETALIATION, russia, Scared, Server, Tension, Threats, world events

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5499
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Farms Harvested:	480
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a crazy storyline that will keep you on the edge of your seat! Picture this: Russia gets bombed, but instead of retaliating, they start threatening innocent nooks in Minecraft! Why are they too scared to do anything? Join our server to find out and be a part of this wild adventure! Plus, we have exploding pigs and flying llamas for added fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

The Blocky Bunch – Minecraft SMP

blocky, bunch, character profiles, critique, Elves, Erotic, F-List, FANTASY, Feedback, fetishes, gossip, halfbreeds, kinks, Minecraft, Online Community, Partners, profile image search, roleplay forums, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, Schizopost, site drama, smp, webchat

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8107	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	198	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where elves finally belong! Join us for a wild adventure filled with kinks, fetishes, and roleplaying that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are as crazy and creative as you are? We have more kinks than you can count, drama that rivals a creeper blowing up your house, and a pastebin full of schizoposting that will leave you in stitches.

So come on, join us on this epic journey where elves are more than just halfbreeds and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the roleplaying madness begin!

MineCrafty WoW CG Server

Adventure, animepfp, classic games, Community, discussion, edition v2, FANTASY, Gaming, minecrafty, mmorpg, multiplayer, Nostalgia, online gaming, Previous thread, retro gaming, role-playing game, Server, strategy, video games, virtual world, world of warcraft classic, wow, wowcg

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mines Excavated:	2290	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more anime profile pictures than you can shake a stick at! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds with your favorite waifus and husbandos by your side.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player in all the land.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Get your groove on with the blockiest beats and show off your best dance moves to impress your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our animepfp edition v2 server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Holy Shida’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, aew, all elite wrestling, athlete, career goals, Champion, dream matches, fan favorite, future plans, HOLY, Holy Shida, international sensation, Minecraft, POWERHOUSE, professional wrestling, rising star, Shidas, smp, talented performer, title holder, unstoppable force, upcoming matches, Women’s Wrestling, wrestler, wrestling

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Chimeras Created:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ores Mined:	8277	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because HOLY SHIDA is here to shake things up!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing non-stop. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join HOLY SHIDA today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Love Minecraft Server

arranged marriage, blue eyed, Crafty, Cultural traditions, DATING, finding a wife, JBW theory, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage customs, marriage goals, marriage practices, marriage process, marriage strategies, marriage success, marriage tips, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, relationships, Server, spouse selection, tall white boy, traditional marriage

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of being single in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Arranged Marriage” event where players can find their perfect in-game spouse. According to the legendary JBW theory, tall blue-eyed white boys have the best chances of finding a wife – so if that’s you, you’re in luck! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft? Swipe right on our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start crafting your way to a happily ever after!

Dutch Minecraft SMP Chips

Advanced technology, ASML, CHIPS, Development, Dutch, Engineering, fast computer chips, global impact, Gratitude, high-tech, innovation, lithography, Manufacturing, microchips, Minecraft, Netherlands, pioneering efforts, progress, research, semiconductor industry, silicon, smp, Technology

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Potions Brewed:	59	Votes:	9143
Chimeras Created:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the true power of Dutch innovation! Our server is powered by the same technology that brought you fast computer chips, thanks to our secret partnership with ASML. Rumor has it, our spawn point is actually located inside a giant ASML machine, where players can mine for rare ores while dodging laser beams and robot arms. So come join us and show your appreciation for the Dutch by building pixel art windmills and tulip gardens in our virtual world!

Garbage SH2 Remake Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	665	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Items Found:	4310	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61

Are you tired of soulless video games that just don’t understand what made the classics great? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of a family (but without all the awkward family reunions).

Forget about those SH2 remakes, come experience true gaming bliss with us. Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you could be joining us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!