food critiques Minecraft Servers

food critiques Minecraft Servers

  • HateTaterTotz

    HateTaterTotz
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 3052
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for not liking pineapple on pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no pineapple on pizza” policy! Join us and build your own pizza paradise without any judgment from pineapple lovers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping bacon and granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter the Baconator?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of the llama dance party!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where pineapple on pizza is a crime and llamas know how to boogie!

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  • FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP

    FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 1665
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Alien Abductions: 2 Love Letters Sent: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!

    So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MatzahCraft: Unearthed in Belarus

    MatzahCraft: Unearthed in Belarus
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 4454
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Dimension Hops: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Ores Mined: 2142
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we uncovered a jewish mass grave in belarus and turned it into a wild pvp arena! fight off zombies and skeletons while dodging creepers and endermen, all while paying respects to the fallen. but watch out for the cursed diamond armor that spawns in the middle of the arena – it’s said to be haunted by the spirits of the past! come join the madness and see if you can survive the chaos – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Stroller TV Time Land

    Stroller TV Time Land
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 6857
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even ur parents will be like “what in the world is happening?!”

    we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes.

    one time, a player built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in less than 5 minutes.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s so bumpin’ that even the zombies wanna join in on the fun.

    so, if u wanna experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server ever, then u gotta join us. trust me, it’ll be a ride u won’t forget.

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  • Buzzing Rice Campus – Minecraft

    Buzzing Rice Campus – Minecraft
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 3231
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Villages Defended: 20
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where you can mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of unicorn horns and ride dragons to battle giant creepers that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes.

    we have a new species of wasp called Chrysonotomyia susbelli that will protect you from any pesky mobs trying to ruin your day. they will buzz around you, casting spells and summoning lightning bolts to zap your enemies into oblivion.

    our server is located in the mystical land of Rice University campus in Houston, Texas, USA, where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your minecraft life! 🦄🐉⚔️🌈🍭🍫

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Tubba Middle School

    Tubba Middle School
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 6965
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to SMP Tubba, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure and teamwork go hand in hand! Gather your friends and embark on a thrilling survival journey filled with endless possibilities. In SMP Tubba, you’ll explore a world enhanced with new features that take your gameplay to the next level.

    Key Features:

    Backpacks: Carry more with custom backpacks that allow you to store all your essential items as you explore, mine, and battle your way through the wilderness.

    Enhanced Enchantments: Discover a wide range of new enchantments that will empower your gear, giving you the edge in combat and helping you survive against even the toughest mobs.

    Silk Touch Spawners: Take your base building to the next level! Use Silk Touch to relocate spawners and create custom mob farms, ensuring a steady supply of resources for you and your team.

    Whether you’re building a massive fortress, exploring dangerous caves, or simply surviving together, Survival Plus offers a rich and dynamic experience that will keep you and your friends coming back for more. Join us and see how long you can survive in this enhanced Minecraft world!

    35.132.151.213:25595

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • World of AllCraft 8

    World of AllCraft 8
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 7449
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are excited to welcome you to World of Allcraft 8, the ultimate international Minecraft server, powered by the “All the Mods 8” modpack!

    A Vast World: Explore a vast and dynamic world filled with unique biomes, mysterious dungeons, and hidden treasures. Every corner of this world is full of surprises to discover!

    Gameplay: Dive into an impressive collection of mods that enrich every aspect of the game. Advanced machines, magic, new dimensions and never-before-seen creatures: you’ve never seen Minecraft so varied!

    A Warm Community: Join an active and friendly international community. Whether you’re building epic structures, battling fearsome monsters, or trading with other players, you’ll have an unforgettable time with World of Allcraft 8.

    Quests and Challenges: Take on a wide range of missions and challenges that will test your skills. Earn exclusive rewards and show off your achievements to the community!

    Creative Freedom: Unleash your creativity with endless building possibilities. With so many mods at your disposal, the only limit is your imagination!

    Safety and Fairness: Our dedicated team ensures a safe, fair and enjoyable environment for all players. Here, fun is guaranteed for everyone!

    Join us today and start your adventure in World of Allcraft 8!

    worldofallcraft8.mine.fun

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  • Crafty Christian Minecraft Server

    Crafty Christian Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 2201
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Buildings Constructed: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire while also debating the philosophical implications of being a “Cultural Christian.” Who needs atheism when you can have a virtual church in Minecraft, am I right?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdancing to the beat of a Minecraft jukebox.

    So come on down and join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in the pixels of our virtual world.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 9528
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 325
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the nintendogs are actually the ones running the show? That’s right, on our server, the nintendogs have taken over and they are on a mission to create the most epic Minecraft world ever seen!

    Join us for crazy adventures, wacky hijinks, and a whole lot of barking. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a nintendog and have them as your loyal companion on all your Minecraft journeys. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NightOwlNoMore

    NightOwlNoMore
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 6226
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 295 Mines Excavated: 4908
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Meteorites Collected: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sleep? Look no further! Our server is so understanding that we even have a special “Do Not Disturb” mode where players can catch some Z’s without any interruptions.

    Join us and never worry about being woken up in the middle of the night by your girlfriend who just wants to chat. We understand the struggle of having a demanding day ahead and will make sure you get the rest you need to conquer those pixelated challenges.

    And don’t worry about feeling unsafe while walking home at night in our virtual world. We have a team of virtual bodyguards ready to escort you safely to your blocky abode.

    So come join us on our server, where sleep is sacred and safety is guaranteed. Who knew Minecraft could be so relaxing and drama-free?

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  • UnattainableDream Minecraft SMP

    UnattainableDream Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 9303
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more drama than a soap opera.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles start dancing around you, singing show tunes. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown made of gold and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find that thing you’ve always wanted but could never have – like a pet dragon that breathes rainbow-colored fire!

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  • GoogleItOrCraftIt

    GoogleItOrCraftIt
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 3940
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 25
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 New Chunks Explored: 219697
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people ask Reddit for help instead of using Google like normal human beings? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who have never even heard of Reddit! That’s right, we’re a Reddit-free zone where you can build and explore without the constant distraction of people asking for advice on how to build a dirt house.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. This majestic creature roams the land, spitting out diamonds instead of saliva. So if you want to get rich quick, you better saddle up and start hunting for the Ender Llama!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no Reddit allowed!

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