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Food Choices

  • NoBrotherNoFunMC

    NoBrotherNoFunMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister-in-law’s rants about processed foods being the devil? Look no further! Our server is a food-free zone, because who needs sustenance when you can just mine for diamonds all day, am I right?

    Join us and escape the clutches of the organic food police. No more judgmental stares from your brother’s kids as you chow down on a juicy burger in-game. And forget about being shamed for not growing your own veggies – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

    Plus, with our strict “no healthy eating talk allowed” policy, you can finally relax and enjoy some good old-fashioned gaming without worrying about being lectured on the benefits of kale. So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring your appetite for adventure, not for quinoa!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FoodieFlop Minecraft SMP

    FoodieFlop Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of eating the same old boring food in Minecraft? Join our SMP where we have a secret recipe for a potion that turns any food into a gourmet meal fit for a king! Say goodbye to boring bread and hello to diamond-encrusted steak! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you. Plus, rumor has it that the food in our world has magical properties that give you superpowers. Who needs a diamond sword when you can defeat enemies with a carrot? Join now and become the ultimate foodie warrior in our crazy Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChunkCraft: Momzilla Ruins Lives

    ChunkCraft: Momzilla Ruins Lives

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage healthy eating habits and active lifestyles! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being called a heartless sister for wanting your brother to “starve” ever again.

    On our server, we have a special quest where you have to air fry your fries instead of deep frying them, just like in the real world. But be careful, because your character can always tell when they are air fried and might reject them!

    We also have a mini-game where you have to provide cookies and milk for snacks to an obese child, but if they don’t want them, you might just be accused of “starving” them. It’s a wild ride of emotions and family drama, just like in the story above!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your own sanity and family dynamics, join us now! Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a way of life.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Carb-Free Craze: Risky Blocks

    Carb-Free Craze: Risky Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u ever heard of this cray cray minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff? it’s like, so lit that even the creepers are like, “yo, i wanna join this server too!”

    if u join this server, u’ll be able to eat all the cake u want without worrying about gaining weight. in fact, the more cake u eat, the stronger u become in the game. it’s like a superpower or something.

    but here’s the catch – if u eat too many carbs in the game, ur character can actually get type 2 diabetes. it’s like, the most random thing ever, but it’s all part of the fun on this server. so if u wanna live on the edge and risk getting diabetes in a virtual world, then this server is totally for u.

    come join us and let’s see who can eat the most cake without getting diabetes! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoPizzaZoneCraft

    NoPizzaZoneCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you hate pizza? Are you repulsed by the mere sight of a juicy burger? Then you’ll fit right in at our Minecraft server! We cater to all the weirdos who have bizarre food preferences and we promise not to judge (too much). Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where the only thing on the menu is the unexpected and the outrageous. Who knows, you might even find a new favorite food that you never knew you liked! So come on, join us and let’s feast on the strange and unusual together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SnackTimeSass

    SnackTimeSass

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being told when you can and can’t eat? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about a “kitchen curfew” again! Our virtual world is a place where you can snack on pretzels and cheese at any time of day or night, without fear of judgment or restrictions.

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can defy all the rules of healthy eating and indulge in as many McDonald’s happy meals as your heart desires. Take your time savoring every bite, because here, slow eaters are celebrated!

    And if that’s not enticing enough, join our server and never worry about getting diagnosed with a major illness in your 20s. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can eat whatever you want, whenever you want, without any health consequences. So come on in and join the fun – your taste buds will thank you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PlanetEAT-Lancet: Reduce Gassy Gamers!

    PlanetEAT-Lancet: Reduce Gassy Gamers!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we believe changing your food choices can save the world!

    Imagine a world where everyone eats like a Minecraft character, chomping on pixelated carrots and pork chops. If 56.9% of people switched to the planetary health diet, we could save 32.4% of global dietary emissions! That’s right, by eating like a blocky video game character, you can save the planet!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests. Want to fight a giant chicken boss? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Easy peasy. Join our server and let your imagination run wild!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and help save the world, one pixelated pork chop at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PlantCraft: Reduce Emissions by 17%

    PlantCraft: Reduce Emissions by 17%

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, liek, dis Minecraft server is, liek, totally amazin’ cuz if u join, u can help save da planet by reducin’ greenhouse gas emissions by 17%! U know, by eatin’ more plants in da game or sumthin’.

    It’s like, if u join dis server, u become a superhero for da environment! U can be like Captain Planet, but in Minecraft form! Plus, u get to build crazy cool stuff and hang out with other players who also care about da planet.

    So, come join dis server and be a part of somethin’ epic! Who knew playin’ Minecraft could save da world, amirite? Let’s do dis, gamers! Let’s save da planet, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

    PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of friends pulling sneaky moves on you like ordering vegan pizza without your consent and then expecting you to pay for it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is a safe haven from such shenanigans!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world without worrying about your friends pulling a fast one on you. Our server is a pizza-free zone, unless you actually want pizza, in which case we’ll make sure it’s not vegan (unless you’re into that, no judgment here).

    Don’t let your friendships be ruined over pizza drama, come join our server where the only thing you’ll be splitting is the resources to build epic structures. Say goodbye to pizza-related conflicts and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GymGrubGamerBay

    GymGrubGamerBay

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge your food choices like that gym member did! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of fast food breaks.

    Imagine building your dream castle while chowing down on a juicy burger, only to have a group of players challenge you to a food fight! Or exploring the depths of the mines while snacking on some delicious vegan treats, dodging obstacles and monsters along the way.

    But beware, there may be some trigger-happy players who get upset if you show off your food too much. Just remember, in our world, anything goes – even if it means filing a complaint with the manager of the virtual gym!

    So come on down to our server and let’s feast on fun and games together. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited fast food vouchers. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP