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  • NoBeefNoEatMC

    NoBeefNoEatMC
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is boring old pork chops and steak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rule that you can only eat…wait for it…SPIDER EYES! That’s right, no more boring old meat for you, only the finest delicacies straight from the depths of the mines.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with these fabulous creatures!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party quite like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t eat the pork chops, go for the spider eyes instead!

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  • FoodnBooze Minecraft Server

    FoodnBooze Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that supports your right to order takeout and drink rum at home? Look no further! Our server is all about embracing your inner rebel and doing what makes you happy, even if it means going against your girlfriend’s new year’s resolutions.

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world, order virtual takeout, and sip on virtual rum without any judgment. Who needs to exercise and eat healthy when you can live your best life in Minecraft?

    So come on, join our server and let loose. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual girlfriend who supports your love for takeout and rum!

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  • Caveman Cuisine: No Meat, No Problem

    Caveman Cuisine: No Meat, No Problem
    come join our epic minecraft server where we eat meat like our early human ancestors did NOT! we are all about that plant-based life, no meat allowed here! we believe in the power of veggies and fruits to fuel our minecraft adventures. who needs meat when you have the power of plants, am i right? plus, rumor has it that eating meat in minecraft makes your character fart uncontrollably. trust me, you don’t want to be known as the farting minecraft player. so come join us, where the grass is greener and the animals are safe from being eaten. let’s build a world where plants rule and meat is just a distant memory. vegan minecraft for the win!

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  • NachoLoverNot SMP

    NachoLoverNot SMP
    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got this one dude who built a giant potato house because he hates potatoes but loves trolling people. And then there’s this other guy who only eats cake in the game because he thinks bread is too mainstream.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we all dress up as llamas and have llama dance parties. It’s wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the annual pumpkin carving contest. Last year, someone carved a pumpkin into a working computer. Like, what even is reality anymore?

    So, if you’re into weird food preferences and bizarre Minecraft shenanigans, you gotta join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird together, bro!

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  • CraftyEats – FoodieRankings

    CraftyEats – FoodieRankings
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have a research database for 50,000 processed foods cuz who doesn’t wanna know the best snacks to munch on while playing minecraft, amirite?

    we got rankings for all the foods so you can make sure you’re getting the best fuel for your gaming sessions. need some extra energy for that intense pvp battle? grab a snack from our database and dominate the competition!

    plus, our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will keep you entertained for hours on end. ever wanted to fight a dragon made out of cheese? well, now you can on our server!

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and let the snacking begin!

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  • EatCraft SMP: SnackinSteve

    EatCraft SMP: SnackinSteve
    Lololol join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got a secret potion that turns you into whatever you eat in the game! I ate a creeper and now I explode every time I jump. It’s hilarious! Plus, our server has a pet dragon that farts rainbows and gives out diamonds like candy. And if you join now, you’ll get a free unicorn mount that shoots glitter out of its butt. So come join us and become the weirdest thing you can imagine! #Yolo #MinecraftMadness #UnicornFarts

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  • TextureHaterCraft

    TextureHaterCraft
    Do you avoid certain foods because they feel like a slimy slug in your mouth? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that all virtual food will have the perfect texture! No more gagging over mushy bananas or squishy tomatoes, our pixelated cuisine will have you drooling for more.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a juicy masterpiece that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha. Legend has it that anyone who takes a bite of the Blocky Burger will gain superhuman building skills and the ability to mine diamonds with their bare hands. So join us now and feast like a king while building like a pro!

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  • FreshCraft: No More Blues

    FreshCraft: No More Blues
    so, like, if you wanna join this server, you gotta know that we did a study on like 10,000 women for nine years and found out that eating fresh food makes you less sad. like, who knew, right? so, come join our server and eat all the fresh food you want to be happy and stuff. we don’t care if you’re a plant-eater or a meat-eater, as long as you’re eating the good stuff, you’ll be chillin’ with us. come on, don’t be sad, eat some fresh food and game with us!

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  • Dad’sDineTime

    Dad’sDineTime
    🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

    🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

    🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

    🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

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  • HateTaterTotz

    HateTaterTotz
    Are you tired of being judged for not liking pineapple on pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no pineapple on pizza” policy! Join us and build your own pizza paradise without any judgment from pineapple lovers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping bacon and granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter the Baconator?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of the llama dance party!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where pineapple on pizza is a crime and llamas know how to boogie!

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