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Food Choices

  • One Food Forever Minecraft SMP

    One Food Forever Minecraft SMP

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    Hey fellow gamers and block busters, so listen up! If you ain’t heard about the most legendary SMP since the dawn of time (or at least since that one time I stuffed a whole creeper in a cake), then let me tell you, you NEED to join this madness!

    First off, did I mention that you can ONLY eat ONE food for the rest of your life?? Like, what even is that? But on this SMP, we take that to the next level. Pick your ONE food and then you can totally build a shrine to it! Yes, that’s right, people will worship your choice of food! “Behold, the Holy Bacon Shrine!" Or “All Hail the Great Pumpkin Pie!” Imagine the clout!

    And guess what. Each Wednesday, we have a Giant Enderman Dance-Off! LOL, totally wild, right? If you can out-dance an Enderman, you get to wear their hat for a whole week in-game! How rad is that? Be the Envy of the Server!

    You know how people say “U can’t mine with just a wooden pickaxe?” Well, WE DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY HERE! You can ONLY use a wooden pickaxe in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me. You’ll be sweating over those ghasts while trying to harvest nether quartz with an axe that only breaks coal faster than it takes for a villager to forget how to trade!

    Also, our villagers have been MODIFIED to randomly speak in memes. Imagine trying to trade and a villager just says "Thanks, I hate it." U WILL NEVER BE ALONE! Plus, sometimes they explode but like, in a cool way?

    And don’t even get me STARTED on the Gravity Cat! Seriously, if you join, you might see the legendary cat that defies the laws of physics. He just hovers around and quotes Shakespeare while stealing your stuff. Guaranteed free entertainment!

    Oh! And we have Block Wars – it’s like Hunger Games but with beds! One player gets a bed, and everyone else gets to sleep in it but with their eyes open. Someone is gonna wake up smothered in quilts and be the new king of… whatever nonsense that comes out of it. It’s way cooler than it sounds, trust me.

    Lastly, did I mention that ALL TREES are sacred? Like if you chop one down, you accidentally anger the tree gods, and then they send their LITERAL ARMY OF PUPPIES to hunt you down. But these aren’t any puppies; they have diamond armor and carry TNT cannons! The drama!

    So come join this epic disaster of a Minecraft SMP where you can fight cats, eat only one food, and have the geography of the world flip upside down every Sunday at 3 PM! What are you waiting for? Your life will NEVER be the same again! 🍕✨🪐

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Wiggle-Food-Prefs-MC

    Wiggle-Food-Prefs-MC

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    come join dis minecraft server where we serve up da wiggliest atoms in all da land! our chefs work tirelessly to make sure you get da most wiggly food possible cuz we know dat’s what you really want. from wiggly carrots to wiggly steak, we got it all!

    we even have a special potion dat makes you see da atoms wiggling in your food as you eat it. it’s a real trip, man.

    so come on down to our server and experience da wiggliest food you’ve ever tasted!

    IP: wigglyatoms.About.wiggle

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Plant Oils Over Butter – Crafty Server

    Plant Oils Over Butter – Crafty Server

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    LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE A DIET FOR YOUR GAMING SOUL! FORGET BUTTER, WE GOT PLANT OILS FOR DAYS! JOIN US AND LEVEL UP YOUR HEALTH BAR WHILE BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS WITH YOUR VEGGIE-POWERED SWORD! PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS SO FRIENDLY, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE AT A VIRTUAL FARMERS MARKET. SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S GET HEALTHY TOGETHER!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TasteBudGoneBadMC

    TasteBudGoneBadMC

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    Are you tired of eating the same old bland food in Minecraft? Join our server and feast on our legendary “Enderman Surprise” dish! Made with real Enderman eyes and a sprinkle of creeper dust, this meal will have your taste buds doing the cha-cha slide! Say goodbye to boring old pork chops and hello to culinary adventures in our wacky world. Plus, rumor has it that eating our food will give you special powers like the ability to fly or shoot fireballs from your fingertips. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the feasting begin!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TrashTacoCraft

    TrashTacoCraft

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    Are you tired of pretending to enjoy pizza like everyone else? Well, join our Minecraft server and let your true feelings about this overrated food be known! We have a special pizza-themed world where you can unleash your pizza-hating rage by destroying virtual slices with your pickaxe. Plus, rumor has it that if you can survive a night in the pepperoni forest, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pizza cutter that can slice through any block like it’s nothing. So come join us and embrace your inner pizza hater!

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  • Junk Food Brain Lag

    Junk Food Brain Lag

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    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will mess with ur brain’s metabolism? well, u found the right place, my friend! this server is so insane that just five days of junk food can throw off ur brain’s metabolism. like, whoa, right?! but don’t worry, the occasional splurge can have long-lasting consequences on this server. it’s like a rollercoaster for ur brain, but in minecraft form. so come join us and see just how crazy things can get!

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  • HateEatingVeggiesMC SMP

    HateEatingVeggiesMC SMP

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    OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride pigs into battle against creepers. It’s like a total adrenaline rush, bro.

    And the best part is, we have this rule where if you don’t bring your own pet chicken to the server, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s hilarious, trust me. Plus, every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories while fighting off zombie hoards. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in Minecraft.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry. So come join us and experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SpiceCraft: Kid vs. Spice

    SpiceCraft: Kid vs. Spice

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any spicy surprises like poor Emma did with that curry! Join us and embark on epic adventures with our diverse community of players.

    Our server is so amazing, even Steve’s daughter Emma wanted to join in on the fun. She may have underestimated the spiciness of our virtual world, but you won’t make the same mistake. Explore our beautiful temples and museums in-game, without worrying about any unexpected tears.

    Don’t worry, we won’t let you make any bad decisions like picking five chilies in our server. Our moderators are here to guide you through the best gaming experience possible. So come join us and let’s create some spicy (but not too spicy) memories together!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Meatless Craze: Cheaper & Tastier!

    Meatless Craze: Cheaper & Tastier!

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    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE FROM REAL LIFE AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE MEAT ALTERNATIVES ARE CHEAPER THAN REAL MEAT! LIKE WHAAAAT? U CAN BUILD UR OWN VEGAN KINGDOM AND RULE OVER A LAND OF IMAGINARY TOFU AND FAKE BACON!

    IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE CARROTS ARE THE CURRENCY AND COWS ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD! U CAN FARM VIRTUAL VEGETABLES AND TRADE THEM FOR DIAMONDS, CUZ WHY NOT?

    SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WACKY WORLD WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS UR IMAGINATION…AND MAYBE THE OCCASIONAL CREEPER EXPLOSION. BUT WHO CARES, RIGHT? LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CreeperCuisine

    CreeperCuisine

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    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re eating is virtual bread and pork chops? Well, on our server, you can feast like a king! We have a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples, diamond-coated cake, and even a secret stash of creeper cupcakes (they explode with flavor in your mouth)!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Bacon Block, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited bacon for life. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Pizza Portal, where every slice teleports you to a different dimension filled with cheese and pepperoni.

    So come join us on our server and let your taste buds go wild! Who needs real food when you can dine like a Minecraft god?

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