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CraftyCuck Minecraft Server

ashamed, CraftyCuck, cuckoldry, DESPERATE, Job, Lazy, lose job, Minecraft, models, need a job, neets, psyop, psyop of NEETs, Rich, selling life, Server, shareholders, slaving away, unemployed, work harder, worthless losers, Yacht, Years

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Enchantments Applied:	206
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	New Chunks Explored:	635593
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Tired of being a wage slave in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of capitalism! On our server, you can build your own empire without having to answer to any greedy shareholders. No more selling your soul for a paycheck, now you can mine for diamonds and build your dream castle instead!

Join us and become a proud NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) warrior, fighting against the oppressive forces of the job market. Who needs a job when you can spend your days crafting, exploring, and battling mobs in our virtual world?

Don’t let society shame you for being unemployed, embrace your inner gamer and join our server where being a NEET is not only accepted, but celebrated. Say goodbye to the rat race and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!

RootkitRampage Minecraft SMP

Anticheats, computer security, cybersecurity, Data Protection, data security, dualbooting, encrypted partition, file encryption, Gaming, linux, malware, Minecraft, online gaming, privacy, Protection, riot vanguard, ROOTKIT, RootkitRampage, SCANNING, smp, software, Technology

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Mineshafts Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Riot Vanguard can’t stop us from having a blast! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few run-ins with some sneaky creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled hackers who have hidden secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare items all over the map. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden loot and become the richest player on the server?

And if that wasn’t enough to entice you, we also have a special plugin that turns all the sheep on the server into flying pigs. That’s right, flying pigs! So come join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues when pigs take to the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the pigs!

WeddingCraft: FriendRemoved

blocked on social media, bridesman, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, destination wedding, ENGAGEMENT, financial reasons, FriendRemoved, friendship, long distance friendship, missing a friend, Moving, online dating, personal boundaries, plane ticket, prioritizing relationships, putting yourself first, self-care, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	272
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4886
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ghost you like this former friend did! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will always have your back, unlike some people we know cough cough. Plus, we have virtual destination weddings in Puerto Rico for all our players who want to tie the blocky knot! Don’t be like this ex-friend, join our server and let’s build some memories together! #BlockyBestiesForever #NotGhostingYouLikeThatGuy #MinecraftWeddingGoals

SMP_QuitTheBS – Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Apathy, Boredom, Cliches, disinterest, ennui, exasperation, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Frustration, indifference, Irritation, lack of innovation, Mediocrity, Minecraft, monotony, predictability, Repetition, smp, SMP_QuitTheBS, unoriginality, weariness, world-weariness

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down from the sky and starts dancing the Macarena. Or how about the time when a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies? Anything can happen on our server, and that’s what makes it so darn addictive.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – it’s a nail-biting event that will have you on the edge of your seat (or saddle).

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

#gamer, Book, CraftyRimworld, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Game Dev, Links, loverslab, Minecraft, mod order guide, Mods, new, nexusmods, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, rimjobworld, rimpy, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, Server, Steam

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	377	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	7144	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret DLC that will blow your mind! Some say it’s so good, it will make you question reality. But don’t take our word for it, pirate it first and see for yourself!

2. Our server is like a virtual library, and the required reading is Tynan’s amazing book. It’s a must-have for any serious gamer or game dev. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

3. Forget about Dwarf Fortress, we don’t welcome that nonsense here. We’re all about pushing the boundaries of Minecraft creativity and fun.

4. Need mods for performance? Look no further than Performance Fish and Rocketman. Download them and never look back, your Minecraft experience will never be the same!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets that will change your Minecraft world forever!

GFsAreOverrated Minecraft SMP

#better half, advice, Commitment, Companionship, DATING, emotional connection, fulfillment, GFsAreOverrated, Girlfriend, Happiness, Intimacy, Life Partner, long term, love, Minecraft, Partnership, personal growth, relationships, romance, Significant Other, smp, soulmate, Support

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mines Excavated:	1092	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your in-game soulmate! Join us and you might just stumble upon a pixelated princess or a blocky bachelor to build a virtual love story with. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend to keep you company in the mines? Swipe right on this SMP and let the love (and creepers) flow!

PixelFamily Minecraft Server

Communication, current girlfriend, DAUGHTER, Display, ex wife, exclusion, family photo, Happy, House, judgment, living together, long distance, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, PixelFamily, relationship, Server, Siblings, Son, UNFAIR, Wedding

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5056
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8730
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pixelated fun! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family, complete with ex-wives, current girlfriends, and children from different moms – just like in real life!

Embark on epic adventures with your virtual family members, whether it’s sending money for tuition fees, communicating through emails and WhatsApp, or attending weddings without bringing the toddler along (because let’s face it, flying with a toddler is a nightmare!).

Take family photos in-game and make sure to exclude certain family members for maximum drama – just like in the real world! Show off your virtual family dynamics and prove to everyone that you’re not hiding anyone, you just want a nice photo with your current family unit.

So come join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

PremierePanicMC

back line, Character, college, curtain call, early morning shows, extroverted, friends and family, Guilt, jokes, LEAVING, musical theater, narrator, passive aggressive, Premiere, PremierePanicMC, public interaction, Rehearsals, Replacement, Respect, Rocky Horror Show, theater play

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Secret Passages Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of being replaced at the last minute like a forgotten side character in a play? Then join our Minecraft server, where you are the star of the show every single day! No passive aggressive comments here, just pure fun and excitement as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world.

Unlike the rocky horror show, where you were pushed to the back line, on our server, you will always be front and center, stealing the spotlight with your epic creations and hilarious jokes. Say goodbye to early morning shows with no audience, and hello to a 24/7 party where everyone is cheering for you!

Don’t feel guilty for leaving that play, you deserve better! Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any drama or last-minute replacements. Trust us, once you experience the thrill of our Minecraft world, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be the true narrator of your own adventure!

BullshitCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Awareness, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, critical thinking, Deception, Disrespect, emotional manipulation, feminism, Gaslighting, gender dynamics, intelligence, Minecraft, Notification, Perception, relationships, Respect, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Trust, Women

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3371	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of being fed the same old excuses on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we promise no more “I didn’t get the notification” or “I was asleep” nonsense! Our players are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to come up with lame excuses. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by highly intelligent llamas who are tired of being underestimated. So come join us and show those llamas some respect!

HoleAnon’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magic Items Found:	6605
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Picture this: a giant hole in the ground that leads to a secret underground city filled with diamond-wearing chickens and talking creepers. And rumor has it, if you jump in the hole, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and shenanigans waiting for you on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s dive headfirst into the madness together!