Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Rumor has it they have a llama leader named Carl who wears a top hat and monocle. Don’t worry, though, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.
But that’s not all! We also have a faction of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly squawking about their rights. It’s a clucking good time, trust us.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a group of villagers who have started a cult dedicated to turning everything into cake. Yes, you read that right. Cake. Everywhere. It’s both delicious and slightly terrifying.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community. Just remember, when in doubt, blame it on Carl the llama.
Imagine a world where you can work on your construction skills without working 70 hours a week. Our server offers a stress-free environment where you can relax, have fun, and actually get more than 5 hours of sleep a night.
No more arguments about who should be working and who should be staying at home. On our server, everyone pitches in to create a harmonious community. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any ungrateful spouses who think taking care of the house is a full-time job.
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our Minecraft server!
But beware, just like in real life, there are consequences for not carrying your virtual key. Get ready for some intense door-knocking action and maybe even some angry rants from your fellow players. Who needs Netflix when you have this level of drama in Minecraft?
So come on in (with your key in hand) and join the fun! Who knows, you might even make some new friends who will treat you like their virtual concierge. It’s a wild world out there, but isn’t that what makes Minecraft so exciting?
Join our server and become the wisest player in all of Minecraft! We’re talking wise like a wizard, wise like a grandpa with a long beard, wise like a cat that always lands on its feet. People from 12 countries and 5 continents have joined our server and they all agree – this is the place to be if you want to level up your wisdom game.
Our players are so wise, they can outsmart any creeper, outbuild any castle, and outmine any diamond. They’re like the Gandalfs of Minecraft, the Yodas of block-building, the Einsteins of pixelated worlds. And hey, if you join our server, you’ll be wise too! You’ll be making big brain plays, thinking deep thoughts, and considering other players’ feelings while you’re at it.
So come on, join our server and become the wisest player in all of Minecraft! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got wisdom? Who needs enchanted gear when you’ve got a big brain? Join now and start your journey to becoming the wisest player in all of blocky land!
| Server Type | Java Survival SMP |
|---|---|
| Description | A multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience, with moderators and admins playing alongside the community without using commands for personal gain. |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival uses custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel compared to servers using common plugins like Essentials or GriefPrevention.
| Rule | Description |
|---|---|
| No excessively offensive language | Players are expected to maintain a certain level of decorum in their language. |
| No politics or other controversial topics | Discussions on controversial topics are discouraged to maintain a positive environment. |
| No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits | Fair gameplay is enforced to ensure a level playing field for all players. |
| Do not disturb other players’ property | Respect others’ builds and avoid causing intentional damage. |
| Do not build too close to other players | Give players ample space by avoiding building too close to their territory. |
| Be respectful to others and be kind! | Kindness and respect towards fellow players is an essential part of the community. |
| No advertising | Promotion of external servers or services is prohibited. |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato, and the chance to ride a flying pig into battle! But beware, because the evil Raora lurks in the shadows, ready to challenge you to a dance-off at any moment.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
We understand the struggle of feeling left out in your own family, that’s why we welcome all players who just want to feel special. No therapy sessions needed here, just pure fun and excitement!
Imagine a world where you are the center of attention, where your victories are celebrated and your skills are admired. That’s the kind of family bonding we offer on our server – where you can be the hero you’ve always wanted to be!
So come join us and leave behind the drama of real life. Who needs therapy when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to defeat? Let’s make some memories together, because in this world, you are the star!