food adhesion Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

StickyCraft: Stickier Than Your Inventory

Body, Food, food adhesion, food consistency, food properties, food sensation, food stickiness, food texture, inventory, outside, outside your body, stickier, sticky, sticky adhesion, sticky consistency, Sticky food, sticky properties, sticky sensation, sticky stickiness, sticky texture, sticky when inside, sticky when outside, StickyCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

join our epic minecraft server where the food is so sticky, you’ll need a jackhammer to pry it off your face! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide. come build a house made entirely of cheese and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers server anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get sticky together!

CraftyGooglerz

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, CraftyGooglerz, Curiosity, funny, GOOGLE, INFORMATION, internet, odd, peculiar, query, question.., quirky, Random, Ridiculous, search, search engine, strange, UNUSUAL, weird

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/600	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dimension Hops:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Farms Harvested:	637	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Animals Bred:	67	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Have you ever Googled “how to train a llama to breakdance”? Well, if you have, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! We have a whole llama breakdancing academy where you can train your llama to bust a move like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic jousting tournaments. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark sheep and party-loving creepers. It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you!

CraftyMedics Minecraft Server

Body, brutality, CraftyMedics, crime, Doctor, Evidence, Forensic, Hospital, investigation, Justice, Kolkata, law enforcement, Minecraft, murder, naked, on-duty, Server, sexual assault, Shocking.., SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victim, violence

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/200	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	268
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7584
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a Kolkata hospital up in here! Except instead of gruesome murders, we got epic battles and crazy adventures! Imagine finding a naked body in the game, but instead of being scared, you’re just like “lolz, who did this prank?!”

Join us for some penetrative fun (but not like that, keep it PG, kids)! Explore the wild world of Minecraft with us and see what kind of insane stories you can create. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SurrenderCraft: Ukraine’s Big Win

big, Ceasefire, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Largest Surrender, Military, military strategy, peace talks, Reports, Russian Invasion, Russian troops, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukraines, War, WIN

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/800	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u a lil secret. this server is so lit, even russian troops are surrendering just to play on it. like, ukraine reported the largest surrender by russian troops cuz they heard about this server.

imagine building your own empire, fighting dragons, and riding llamas into battle. yea, llamas. not horses, llamas. and the best part? we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u gotta see it to believe it.

so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe this server isn’t for u. but for everyone else, come on in and let’s get this party started!

MeatyColonCraft

cancer awareness, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, diet, dietary habits, health, health risks, Healthy Eating, Lifestyle, meat consumption, meat intake, MeatyColonCraft, nutrition, Prevention, processed meats, red meat, risk factor, younger adults

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/100	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!

NordicMC

Factions, PvP, Raiding, skyblock survival creative minigames faction factions towny economy roleplay bedwars skywars prison vanilla modded tekkit pixelmon hunger games pvp adventure spigot

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/500	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	1425	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Join NordicMC for the ultimate factions experience! Enjoy custom enchantments, intense PvP battles, and strategic raids in a competitive world. Build powerful factions, trade in a balanced economy, and participate in exciting events. Our friendly community and high-performance server ensure a smooth, engaging adventure for both veterans and newcomers. Ready to dominate?

play.nordicmc.org

Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, adult content, ass cheeks, b.., christian minecraft server, CoomerFree, coomers, explicit, inappropriate, internet trolls, Minecraft, niggers, NSFW, obese, offensive, offensive content, online harassment, porn, Server, shitpost, shock value, triggering, trolling

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/400	Votes:	4081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Emeralds Found:	4574	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

WokeUpAt16 Minecraft SMP

alarm clock, bedtime habits, bedtime routine, circadian rhythm, daily habits, early riser, Minecraft, morning routine, night owl, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep schedule, sleeping in, smp, time zones, waking up early, waking up late, WokeUpAt16

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/800	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most chaotic sleep schedule ever! Forget waking up at a normal time like a responsible adult, on our server, we embrace the beauty of sleeping in until 4 PM. Who needs sunlight anyway when you have virtual blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Plus, rumor has it that our resident zombie pigman has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his oversized pockets. So come join us and see if you can beat the clock and find those shiny treasures before sundown!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

autism, blockparty, Boundaries, child, contracts, discomfort, england, family, grandson, housing agency, LANDLORD, living space, Minecraft, noise, privacy, Property, property rights, Renovations, rules, Server, shared property, Tenant

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/100	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	543
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Are you tired of sharing your living space with unexpected guests? Join our Minecraft server where the only unexpected guests are creepers trying to blow up your house! No random kids screaming and yelling, just the soothing sounds of mining and crafting. Our landlord (in-game) won’t rearrange your furniture or put their stuff in your fridge, they’ll just provide you with endless opportunities to build and explore. Say goodbye to awkward living situations and hello to a virtual world where you’re the master of your domain. Join now and let the adventures begin!

HusbandApologyOrGTFO

#husband appreciation, Apology, challenging relationships, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Values, forgiveness, HusbandApologyOrGTFO, judgmental parents, parental acceptance, parenting struggles, past mistakes, personal growth, reconciliation, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, trust issues, unconditional love

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/400	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of family drama (but way more entertaining than mine, trust me).

Our server is the perfect place to escape from judgmental parents and enjoy some quality time with your virtual family. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and maybe even find a virtual spouse who won’t judge you for trusting them with the baby (looking at you, Jamie).

Join now and show your parents what a real apology looks like – by building them a pixelated mansion and inviting them to a virtual Christmas dinner they’ll never forget. And remember, on our server, demanding an apology is totally acceptable – as long as it’s heartfelt and directed at the right person (sorry, mom).

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real-world drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your masterpiece. See you in the game!

RandomFest Minecraft SMP

celebration, creative holiday, creativity, fantasy celebration, festive occasion, fun holiday, holiday concept, holiday idea, imagination, innovative holiday, make-believe holiday, Minecraft, offbeat holiday, original celebration, out of the box celebration, quirky celebration, random holiday, RandomFest, smp, unconventional celebration, unique holiday, unusual celebration, whimsical holiday

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/700	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Farms Harvested:	846
Star Shards Collected:	219	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the most random holidays ever! Join us if you want to participate in festivities like National Potato Chip Day where we all dress up as our favorite chip flavors and have a chip eating contest. Or how about Unicorn Appreciation Day where we ride around on rainbow-colored horses and spread glitter everywhere?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a holiday called Sock Puppet Sunday where everyone communicates only through sock puppets for the entire day. And let’s not forget about International Bubble Wrap Day where we cover the entire server in bubble wrap and pop it all day long!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as your wildest dreams, then join us and celebrate the most absurd holidays you never knew you needed in your life!