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RatCraft: NoRedDye3Allowed
lol, u dont want cancerous rats in ur food, right? well, come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all red dye 3 so u dont turn into a rat with cancer. trust me, u dont wanna be a rat in minecraft, it aint pretty. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs in our world, so u know it gonna be lit. join now and save urself from the rat curse, u won’t regret it! -
No Red Dye 3 Cancer Rats Server
so, like, we heard that red dye No. 3 causes cancer in rats, but like, who cares about rats, amirite? come join our minecraft server where we have ALL the red dye No. 3 you could ever want! we promise it won’t give you cancer, probably. plus, our server is run by a group of super intelligent rats who are immune to red dye No. 3 so you know it’s safe. join now for a totally rad time and maybe some questionable health choices! -
Sugarcube Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s sweeter than aspartame? Look no further! Our server is so sweet, it’ll make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide. Plus, our pixelated pigs are all hopped up on aspartame, so you’ll never run out of bacon! Join us and experience the sugary madness for yourself. Who needs real sugar when you have a Minecraft server this sweet? -
Foodie Brain Boosters
Yo, listen up! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta know dat we got some wild stuff goin’ on. Like, did you know dat our food additives actually make you smarter? Yeah, you heard me right! Eat some virtual steak and suddenly you’re a freakin’ genius, buildin’ redstone contraptions like it’s nothin’.But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who are tryin’ to take over the world. They’re plottin’ their evil plans while cluckin’ around in their little coops, but don’t worry, we got your back. Join us and help us defeat the chicken overlords before it’s too late!
Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds? Yeah, it’s a real thrill ride, trust me. So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest, most mind-blowin’ adventure of your Minecraft life. You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or somethin’.
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Koji’s Sloppy Stop Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!Join us and say goodbye to Kojislop, the evil overlord who has been terrorizing the land with his army of killer bunnies. Only on our server can you team up with other players to defeat Kojislop and restore peace to the realm.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature made entirely of bacon that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the Baconator and earn its respect?
So what are you waiting for? Stop wasting your time on boring servers and come join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!
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MSG-FreeCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more MSG than your favorite takeout joint! forget diamonds, our players are mining for that sweet, savory flavor enhancer!we have legendary battles where players fight with giant chopsticks and soy sauce cannons. build your own noodle empire and rule over the land with an iron wok.
join now and feast on the delicious chaos that awaits you! MSG lovers unite!
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CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like russia thinking they can sustain war in ukraine but they just delusional man. our foreign minister, who is actually a talking llama, will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server. beware of the evil villagers who steal all your diamonds and the creepers who just want to blow everything up for fun. but fear not, for our server is protected by a magical forcefield made of rainbow unicorn farts. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself, because why not? -
GreenlandNot4SaleCraft
so, like, this server is like, totally not for sale, just like Greenland, ya know? but unlike Greenland, this server is like, super cool and totally worth joining. like, imagine if Donald Trump Jr visited this server, he would be like, “whoa, this place is way better than Greenland!”we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a Minecraft server. like, there’s a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest items and mobs. and don’t even get me started on the giant diamond castle in the sky that you can only access by riding a flying pig.
plus, the Danish PM totally loves this server. he’s always online, building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss. so if you wanna be as cool as the Danish PM, you gotta join this server ASAP. trust me, you won’t regret it. #NotForSaleButTotallyWorthIt