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JoblessKoreansCraft

career prospects, discouraged job seekers, economic challenges, job abandonment, job dissatisfaction, job frustration, job hunting, job insecurity, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, job scarcity, Job Search, jobless generation, jobless youth, JoblessKoreansCraft, joblessness, south korea, unemployment, young South Koreans, youth unemployment

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Emeralds Found:	7646	Mines Excavated:	4038
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

yo, u tired of tryna find a job in south korea? well, come join our minecraft server instead! we got virtual jobs for days, no need to deal with real life bs. plus, who needs a job when u can build ur own virtual empire in minecraft? forget the real world, come live in our pixelated paradise where the only thing u gotta worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. join now and say goodbye to adulting forever!

WildlifeWars2070

Biodiversity loss, conservation efforts, crowded spaces, ecosystem disruption, environmental impact, global biodiversity., habitat destruction, habitat encroachment, habitat fragmentation, habitat preservation, human-animal conflicts, human-wildlife interactions, loss of nature, pandemics, Sustainable development, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitats, wildlife management, wildlife protection, WildlifeWars2070, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where humans and animals live in harmony but also fight for survival like in the hunger games but with creepers and zombies too! we have crazy biomes like the land of giant chickens and the ocean of exploding squids.

you can build your own treehouse in the enchanted forest or dig for diamonds in the lava-filled caves. but watch out for the mutant pandas who have evolved to shoot fireballs from their eyes!

we also have epic events like the annual dragon race where players ride on the backs of ender dragons and race through the nether. winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples!

so come join us and be part of the wildest adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft! but be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Draconicraft SMP: Where dragons and vanilla collide (with a touch of Java and a sprinkle of age) v1.21!

Adults, age, anti-grief, Armor statues, Builds, Bundles, Chill, collide, Community, Datapacks, Draconicraft, dragons, Farms, Features, java, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, sprinkle, Survival, Touch, Updates, v1.21, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Enchantments Applied:	266	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Draconicraft SMP
SMP	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview:

Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

FAQ:

What does semi-vanilla mean for Draconicraft?

Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.

What are some of the Datapacks used on the server?

Anti Ender Dragon Grief
Anti Enderman Grief
Bundles!
Custom Armor Statues
Custom Nether Portals
More Mob Heads
Mini Blocks
Multiplayer Sleep
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

How can I get more information and join the server?

Join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started! https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

Blocky Butthole Minecraft Server

Abuse, Anal, assault, blocky, butthole, consequences, criminal behavior, degrading, DISRESPECTFUL, fucked, HARMFUL, Inappropriate Behavior, Justice, Minecraft, non-consensual, offensive, perpetrator, retards, Server, sexual assault, Trauma, Victim, violent

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	708

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to make your gaming experience unforgettable! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. And guess what? The eggs were actually real diamonds! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Another player once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. The creeper even wore a little helmet and everything. It was epic.

And let’s not forget the time when a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether. The ghasts were so moved by their music that they stopped shooting fireballs and started clapping instead. It was a sight to behold, my friends.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure like the one mentioned in the beginning of this description. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let’s have some fun!

Minecraft SMP: NijiCraft – The Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

Denauth, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, Minecraft, minecraft server, Miscellaneous, NijiCraft, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN schedule, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Shenanigans, smp, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, xsoleil

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ores Mined:	2754
Meteorites Collected:	0	Void Armor Forged:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We’ve got Nijisanji EN YouTubers running around causing chaos, like Petra Gurin building a giant potato fortress and Ethyria summoning llamas from the sky to rain down on unsuspecting players.

Join us for a wild ride with LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu are on a mission to collect every single diamond on the server. Or dive into the madness of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin are starting a llama racing league that’s taking the server by storm.

But wait, there’s more! Luxiem is home to Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino hosting a weekly fashion show for cows, while Noctyx is where Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta are building a rollercoaster that goes straight through a volcano.

Don’t miss out on the chaos of ILUNA, where MariaMari0nette and AiaAmare are starting a llama beauty pageant, or XSOLEIL, where D_Dropscythe and MelocoKyoran are creating a giant maze filled with traps and surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering you cake, then definitely pay attention.

Sister’s Bday Bash Minecraft Server

Adopted, adoptive families, Bash, BDay, birthday dinner, emotional trauma, family, family bond, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, Minecraft, parental support, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sisters

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Votes:	4762	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can mine for lost letters and treasures like this dude’s missing letters! Join our server and uncover the mystery of the missing letters while dodging angry grandparents and feuding siblings. Will you be the hero who reunites the family or the villain who causes even more drama? Only one way to find out – join now! Plus, our server has the most epic virtual family drama you’ll ever witness, guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. Don’t be the only one missing out on this wild adventure – join today! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness #DramaInEveryBlock

ShaveOrNoKissMC

#facial hair, bad smell, beard maintenance, body odor, clean-shaven, communication problem, couple conflict, couple dispute, facial cleanser, grooming habits, hygiene, hygiene standards, Intimate relationships, kissing etiquette, partner expectations, personal boundaries, personal grooming, relationship dynamics, relationship issue, ShaveOrNoKissMC, smelly beard

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ores Mined:	7504
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Are you tired of dealing with stinky beards in your life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where all beards smell like roses and lavender, thanks to our magical beard-cleansing potions.

Imagine a land where you never have to question if your partner stepped in dog poop or if it’s just their beard. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to enjoy a fresh-smelling facial hair experience.

We even have special spa nights where you can pamper your pixelated beard to perfection. And if your partner’s beard is still causing a stink, don’t worry – we offer virtual couples counseling sessions to help resolve any beard-related disputes.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing stinking up the place is the competition!

Lowest2Lit Minecraft SMP

bouncing back, coping mechanisms, determination, finding purpose, healing, Hope, inner strength, inspiration, Lowest2Lit, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, Recovery, resilience, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, support system

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Crops Grown:	4488	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Alien Abductions:	0	Void Gems Collected:	35
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, crying over your empty diamond stash? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the depths of despair! Join us and you’ll never have to face the horrors of solo mining again.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the lush forests of our server, when suddenly a wild creeper appears! But don’t worry, our resident superhero, Captain Diamond, swoops in to save the day with his trusty enchanted sword. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a pack of dancing chickens joins in the fun!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where all the mobs gather to feast on delicious tacos made of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Who needs therapy when you have a server like this to lift your spirits?

HellTV: Minecraft Edition

Afterlife, brimstone, dark comedy, Demons, Devil, Edition, Entertainment, Eternal Damnation, Fire, Hell, HellTV, Horror, Minecraft, punishment, Satan, Sinners, Suffering, Supernatural, surreal, television, Torment, TV, underworld

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll feel like you’re in Hell, but in a good way! Why watch boring TV shows when you can join us and experience the chaos and madness of our virtual world?

Join us if you want to see pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and zombies doing the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

We’ve got lava parkour, diamond rain showers, and a secret underground club where the skeletons throw the sickest parties. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a flaming minecart through the Nether and challenge the Wither to a dance-off.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience Hell like never before. Who needs TV when you can be a part of the craziest adventure of your life?

FrozenAmmoCraft Minecraft Server

ammunition, assets, Conflict Resolution, Czech, defense cooperation, Defense Minister, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, foreign policy, frozen, FrozenAmmoCraft, fund, international relations, military aid, military support, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian, sanctions, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5656
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got the EU funding our ammo for Ukraine using, like, frozen Russian assets. it’s like a crazy war zone up in here, but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of actual explosions.

join us if you wanna be part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of Minecraft. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening left and right, and a whole lot of drama for your mama.

plus, our defense minister is, like, a total boss. he’s out there on the front lines, leading the charge against the evil forces of the server. you gotta see it to believe it, bro.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.