fontaine summary – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BaconSMP – No Way To Sin, we ain’t no vanilla server!

Adventure, Aint, BaconSMP, BUILD, Community, creations, Diamond, Economy, Events, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Land, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, semi-daily, Server, Sin, smp, Survival, TOWN, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	BeaconSMP
IP Address	136.175.187.117
Port	25610

FAQ

Question	Answer
What kind of server is BeaconSMP?	BeaconSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP server where players can create towns, claim land, and participate in community events.
How often do community events occur?	Community events happen semi-daily on BeaconSMP.
What kind of economy does BeaconSMP have?	BeaconSMP uses a diamond economy to keep things simple and fun for players.
Can players visit each other’s creations?	Yes, players are encouraged to visit and explore each other’s builds on the server.

PoopCraft Minecraft Server

bathroom, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom humor, bathroom jokes, bodily functions, childish, childish behavior, funny, gross, humor, Minecraft, Poop, PoopCraft, poopies, potty humor, Potty training, Server, silly, toilet humor

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans like you’ve never seen before. We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano – it’s a real thrill ride!

But that’s not all – we also have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when they see you clucking around the server like a mad hen!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some poopies together – I mean memories, let’s make some memories.

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CompliCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, appreciation, beauty, Body language, cashier, Communication, CompliCraft, compliments, Confidence, Desperation, FLIRTING, gender dynamics, Gratitude, hair, Kindness, Minecraft, personal grooming, self esteem, Server, social interactions, societal norms, validation, Women

Are you tired of not getting compliments from women in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be drowning in compliments from all the pixelated ladies! Forget about real-life interactions, join our server where the cashiers don’t reek of desperation, but instead shower you with compliments for your blocky hair and building skills. Who needs real-life validation when you can have virtual praise on our server? Join now and start basking in the glory of endless compliments!

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QuietCraftJuvenileNoises

apartment living, balcony issues, boundary setting, children behavior, Communication Issues, Confrontation, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful neighbors, dog poop, management involvement, Neighbor conflicts, neighbor dispute, noise complaints, pet ownership, pet responsibility, pet waste, property boundaries, QuietCraftJuvenileNoises, recording interactions, shared living spaces, shared space problems

Are you tired of dealing with neighbors who think it’s totally cool to turn your shared balcony into their dog’s personal bathroom? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we promise you won’t find any poop or pee on your virtual balcony!

Join us and escape the drama of real life neighbors who have no boundaries. Our server is a poop-free zone, guaranteed! No more knocking on doors to confront rude neighbors, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

And hey, if you ever feel like venting about your real-life neighbor troubles, our community is here to listen and offer support. We may not be able to clean up actual dog poop, but we sure can provide a safe space to laugh about it!

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of stepping in any surprises left by inconsiderate neighbors. Let’s leave the drama behind and focus on what really matters – crafting, building, and having a blast in Minecraft!

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RejectedCraft: Where Love and Diamonds are Hard to Find

advice, break up, Closure, Communication, coping, diamonds, Disappointment, emotional, ENGAGEMENT, failed marriage proposal, Find, growth, HARD, healing, HEARTBREAK, love, Marriage, moving on, RejectedCraft, rejection, relationships, resilience, self reflection, Support

Are you tired of getting rejected in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where rejection doesn’t exist! We guarantee that no one will say “no” to you here, unless you ask for diamonds and they only have iron. But hey, that’s still better than a failed marriage proposal, am I right? Join us for a chance to find love and acceptance in the virtual world, where the only thing getting crushed is blocks, not your heart. Who needs a diamond ring when you can have a diamond pickaxe? Swipe right on our server and say goodbye to rejection forever!

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PutinCraft: Trump’s Jet & Russian Plane

aircraft, Airport, controversy, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, government plane, international relations, investigation, isolated area, Jet, plane, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, PutinCraft, Report, russia, Russian, Russian government, SECURITY, Surveillance, suspicious activity, trump, Trumps, united states

come join our epic minecraft server where trump’s jet and russian government plane are bffs and hang out in isolated areas for days on end. build your own presidential palace or kremlin, make alliances with other players and start your own international incident. who needs politics when you have minecraft drama? join now for the most scandalous gameplay you’ll ever experience!

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MicroDoseMania

1250, 2015, 2023, Alternative Medicine, AMERICANS, Cannabis, drug policy, Federal, Google Searches, growth, Interest, local ], loosening, mental health, MicroDoseMania, Microdosing, psychedelics, regulations, State, wellness

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, do I have the place for you!

Join our wacky world where the grass is neon green and the pigs wear sunglasses. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is infused with magical mushrooms and enchanted cannabis plants that will take your gaming experience to a whole new level.

Imagine riding a giant mushroom through the sky while battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about building a castle made entirely out of psychedelic flowers that shoot rainbows? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs boring old regulations when you can have a wild ride like this? Microdosing may be on the rise, but we’re taking it to a whole new level. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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MC Principality

Anarchy, Discord, Economy, Factions, History – The Roman Empire, MC Principality, Plots, Politics, PvP, Sign Shops, Survival, version 1.20.4

https://discord.gg/Fv5keFqpg2

Discord

Version: 1.20.4

Facilities:

Anarchy – 4 game regions

Politics

EconomyPVPFactions

History – The Roman EmpirePlotsSign Shops

162.222.196.126:25584

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Modded Civilization Server: Where survival is harder than explaining redstone to a cat

cat, Civilization, continent, Council, Custom Recipes, death, Diplomacy, Discord, Events, Explaining, free, Groups, Hardcore, Harder, Items, leader, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Other, Players, Redstone, Resources, REVIVES, Server, Survival, terrafirmacraft, War

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Civilization Server using TerraFirmaCraft mod
Modpack	Hardcore with custom recipes
Server Features	– Separate groups with unique resources
	– No incentivization for war, diplomacy decided by players
	– Incentivizations for forming large groups
Server Access	Free for all players

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I revive if I die in the server?	Revives are rare and based on specific opportunities such as events or through Discord.
How are resources divided among groups?	Each group will have their own unique resources based on their location on the continent.
Is there any incentivization for forming alliances?	There is no direct incentivization for alliances, players can decide on diplomatic interactions.
When will the server be available?	The server will be up whenever there are enough players, stay tuned for updates!

For more information and to join the server, visit the Discord Server.

NaughtyCraft Minecraft Server

Accents, British, Communication, Cultural differences, dialect, English people, enunciation, foreign language, Language, language acquisition, language barriers, language difficulties, language learning, linguistic challenges, linguistics, Minecraft, mispronunciation, Naughty, NaughtyCraft, phonetics, pronunciation, Server, speech patterns.

Are you tired of hearing English people butcher the word “naughty” every time they try to say it? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “naughty” pronunciation boot camp! Join us and learn how to say “naughty” like a pro, or face the wrath of our grammar police who will make you do 100 push-ups for every mispronunciation. But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with mischievous mobs who will only attack you if you say “naughty” wrong. So come join us and master the art of saying “naughty” the right way, or suffer the consequences!

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