FOMC Meeting Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3050
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

Crush Rejects Minecraft Server

Appearance, attractiveness, average looking, balding, Crush, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, longing, Minecraft, rejection, rejects, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-image, self-perception, Server, Ugly, Unattractive, unrequited love

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9223	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	9074	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71

Are you tired of feeling like a potato in a world full of hot fries? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a pixelated masterpiece! Join us and escape the harsh realities of the real world where even the girl of your dreams prefers a tall, muscular police officer over you.

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a majestic unicorn, a fearless warrior, or even a blocky Brad Pitt. No judgment here, just pure pixelated fun! So come on, join us and leave your balding, drug addict look behind. Who knows, maybe on our server, the girl of your dreams will finally notice you – or at least your pixelated alter ego!

The Awkward Minecraft SMP Facts

alphabet, awkward, awkward situations, caulking gun, Difficulties, embarrassing things, facing fears, facts, fear of judgment, Fractions, hidden talents, imperial measuring tape, Insecurities, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, performance anxiety, personal limitations, phobias, self-consciousness, smp, social anxiety, Struggles, unique struggles, urinal

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	2823	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchantments Applied:	268	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all kinds of quirks and oddities! If you struggle with everyday tasks like reading an Imperial Measuring tape, setting up a caulking gun, or even reciting the alphabet, you’ll fit right in with us.

Join our server and bond with fellow players who also can’t pee at a urinal with other dudes around – because let’s face it, who needs that kind of pressure while playing Minecraft?

Don’t worry about being judged for your unique struggles, because here, we celebrate them! So come on in and let your quirks shine in all their glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your struggles with caulking guns and alphabet recitation. It’s a wild ride on our server, and we want you to be a part of it!

Anime Trauma Minecraft Server

Anime, anime emotions, anime scene, anime trauma, Devastating, distressful, distressing, emotional, heart-wrenching, Heartbreaking, Impactful, INTENSE, Minecraft, Server, Shocking.., sorrowful, tearjerker, tragic, Trauma, traumatic moment, traumatic scene, unforgettable

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Potions Brewed:	74
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience the most traumatic scenes from your favorite anime recreated in Minecraft! Picture this: fighting off a horde of creepers while reliving the heart-wrenching moment when your favorite anime character meets their demise. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in block form!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself guards the entrance, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to enter.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of anime-inspired chaos and adventure!

>Cover Minecraft SMP Corporation

593 employees, Content Creation, corporate culture, Corporation, Cover Corporation, digital content, entertainment industry, Gaming, gtCover, hololive, internet celebrities, Japan, Japanese company, Japanese talent agency, Minecraft, online personalities, online streaming, smp, streaming, talent agency, talent management, virtual entertainment, virtual idols, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Magic Items Found:	1745	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! With over 593 employees (yes, we count them all), this server is like a virtual office party gone wild.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t even get us started on our weekly llama races.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a floating island made entirely of cake, and a maze so confusing even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

NuteLLa server Minecraft

Discord, Link, Minecraft, nutella, Server, survey

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

To get to the server you need to complete a survey! Here is the link in ds https://discord.gg/ckY7svMJjn

65.109.95.247:20256

””Lost & Found Minecraft Server””

Lost, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way.

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “found the faggot” treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

> Normal Faggots Minecraft SMP: Ubislop Buyers

Buyers, Buying, conformity, consumer behavior, consumerism, Digital Media, Entertainment, Faggots, gaming consoles, gaming culture, gaming industry, Mainstream, Minecraft, normal, normalfaggots, online communities, online purchases, peer pressure, popular brands, smp, societal norms, trends, ubislop, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2913	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Are you tired of playing with normalfaggots who are still buying Ubislop? Join our Minecraft SMP where only the coolest, most elite gamers hang out. We have diamond armor-wearing llamas as our guards and our spawn point is guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground city where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for stacks of diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swipe.

So why waste your time with the normies when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become a legend in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a normalfaggot, you’re a Minecraft master!

Main Character Syndrome Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Character, Character development, fictional characters, identity crisis, introspection, Main, mental health, Minecraft, narrative, personal growth, personality traits, Protagonist, Psychology, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-identity, self-perception, Server, storytelling, Syndrome, terminal main character syndrome

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	161

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and mine for diamonds in a maze filled with dancing skeletons. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have a sense of humor and will tell you jokes before blowing up your base.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant talking chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun).

Why are men allowed to be single issue voters, but women are… Minecraft SMP

Allowed, are, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender disparity, gender equality, gender inequality, Gender norms, gender politics, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Issue, Men, Minecraft, political double standards, Political Engagement, single, single issue voters, smp, societal expectations, voters, voting behavior, voting rights, Women, Women empowerment, women in politics, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	5019	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Are you tired of being judged for being a single issue voter? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all kinds of voting preferences, no matter how one-dimensional they may be! Join us and let your single issue flag fly high as you build, mine, and survive in a world where your vote is the only thing that matters. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of chickens who have formed their own political party. Will you join forces with them or start a revolution of your own? The choice is yours, single issue voter!

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

Arisu Oshiro, Chiaki Katsumi, Chio Chompi, covers, Daiya Fortuna, Kanna Yanagi, kirispica, Lottie Shinju, Minecraft, Miuna Usako, Official Links, original songs, phase connect, pixelcraft, PixelFriends, PixelLink, Raki Kazuki, Reverie, schedules, Server, Sheeptubers, Specialite., tsunderia, V4Mirai, VSMP, Vtuber

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Magic Items Found:	7389	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with clumsy girls, retro games, and chuuni seiso girls with pre-game zatsu! We’ve got gremlin imoutos, soulslikes, and horror games that will make you scream louder than a creeper explosion. Plus, our dorky weird girl hosts collabs, retro games, and ASMR that will send tingles down your spine. And let’s not forget about our chuuni tsundere who loves card games, karaoke, and drawing like Picasso on a caffeine high. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!