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CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Divine Spears Created:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “don’t dig straight down” or “don’t punch a creeper”? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos happens!

Join us if you want to follow the worst advice ever given, like building your house out of TNT or trying to ride a baby zombie pigman. Our server is the perfect place for those who love living life on the edge (of a cliff, probably).

Forget about boring survival mode, on our server, you’ll have to survive crazy challenges like fighting off an army of killer bunnies or navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of following terrible advice in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, we are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up builds, or traumatized villagers. It’s all part of the fun, right?

Rate every Senran Kagura entry Minecraft SMP

3DS, action, Anime, beat em up, busty ninja girls, controversial, ecchi, entry, Fan Service, Female Protagonists, Fighting, Gaming, Hack and Slash, japanese, kagura, Minecraft, niche audience, Nintendo, PlayStation, Rate, Senran, Senran Kagura, Sexy, smp, video games, Xbox

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	New Chunks Explored:	442141
Zombie Dances:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Buildings Constructed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we rate every Senran Kagura entry! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player joined our server and discovered a secret dungeon filled with nothing but Senran Kagura games. Legend has it that if you rate them all, you will unlock the ultimate anime power-up in Minecraft – the ability to summon a giant anime waifu to fight by your side! So come join us and embark on this epic quest to rate every Senran Kagura entry and unlock the power of the waifus!

Oops, I’m a Minecraft server

actions, Behavior, cultural norms, Double Standard, double standard examples, equality, ethical behavior, Ethics, Fairness, Hypocrisy, judgement, Minecraft, moral behavior, moral standards., morality, Oops, personal beliefs, perspective, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal rules, wrong

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	9018
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	174
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of pigs who have taken over the server and demand to be worshiped as the true rulers of Minecraft. Bow down to your new pig overlords!

2. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with traps, fake treasure chests, and surprise attacks from invisible chickens. Good luck trying to survive that madness!

3. We have a “reverse griefing” policy where instead of banning griefers, we make them build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks as punishment. It’s like a twisted version of community service!

4. Our staff members are actually a group of mischievous Endermen who love to teleport players to random locations just for fun. Who needs teleportation commands when you have teleporting Endermen?

5. And finally, our motto is “What is something that is wrong when I do it but it’s ok when you do it?” So basically, anything goes on this server – as long as it’s hilarious and ridiculous!

So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the chaos!

The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

ancient civilizations, ancient history, Ancient Ruins, Archaeological Sites, banter, blocky, cover up, cultural heritage, damaged artifacts, Destruction, former rulers, historical atrocities, historical cover-up, historical destruction, historical evidence, Historical Mysteries, historical preservation, historical vandalism, locals, Minecraft, Revenge, Revenge Attacks, smp, Vandalism

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mines Excavated:	4657
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got ancient cities and artifacts just waiting to be destroyed by players with a thirst for revenge or just some random dipshit looking for a good time. Who knows, maybe those rulers were just trying to cover up their deep, dark secrets of atrocities with some good old-fashioned destruction. Join now and be a part of the madness! Just watch out for those pesky locals seeking revenge, they might just blow up your base for fun!

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

Austria, Bosnia and Herzegovina, bulgaria, Central Europe, Croatia, culture, czech republic, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, geography, History, Hungary, long tail, Minecraft, Montenegro, Poland, Romania, Serbia, Server, Slovakia, slovenia, travel

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Ores Mined:	7700	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Do you want to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on? Well, look no further, because our server is the bomb dot com! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our creeper population is so friendly, they’ll actually give you a hug instead of blowing you up.

And if you’re from central Europe, boy do we have a treat for you! Our server is specially designed to cater to all your central European needs. We’ve got sauerkraut farms, schnitzel crafting stations, and even a secret underground beer cellar where you can party with the villagers until the sun comes up.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be careful not to fall into the lava pit of doom, or you might end up in the Nether with a bunch of angry pigmen. Trust us, it’s not a fun time.

Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP

Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, Brighter Than the Sun, Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions, Dazzling Evilbreaker, fire nihility, general, Havoc Exorcism, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Imbibitor Lunae, Lunar Vileslayer Scroll, Lynx, Minecraft, Ninjutsu Inscription, No Dazzle No Break, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, smp, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Xueyi, Yukong

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
New Chunks Explored:	257490	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures in a world filled with mystical creatures, ancient ruins, and mind-blowing landscapes. Explore the Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age and uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! We have Rappa, the most badass warrior you’ll ever meet, who can take down enemies with just a flick of his wrist. And don’t even get me started on the Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions – they’ll have you casting spells like a pro in no time.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by the legendary Lunar Vileslayer Scroll? This powerful relic will protect you from any danger that comes your way, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky creeper.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SisCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, care, Connection, controversial, DAUGHTER, debate, emotional, ETHICAL, family, gfe, Intimacy, little sister, love, Minecraft, moral, perspective, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, SisCraft, society, taboo, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2615
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4681
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun is at! Join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

On our server, we have a special event called “Little Sister/ Daughter GFE Day” where players can bring their little sisters or daughters into the game for some wholesome family bonding time. Build a house together, go on epic quests, or just hang out and chat by the virtual campfire. It’s a totally ethical and heartwarming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Rumor has it that the dungeon is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a legendary diamond sword. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this crazy world of blocky madness!

The Lazy Smart TV on Minecraft SMP

convenience, Digital Media, electronics market, Entertainment, Home Electronics, innovation, Lazy, luxury item, media player, Minecraft, Modern Living, redundant technology, Smart, smart home, Smart TV, smp, streaming device, Tech Gadgets, Technology, television, TV accessories, unnecessary purchase

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of your boring old smart TV that does nothing but play Netflix and YouTube? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where your smart TV can come to life and do things you never thought possible!

Imagine your smart TV suddenly gaining the ability to cook you breakfast in the morning, give you dating advice, and even teach your pet goldfish how to do backflips! That’s right, our Minecraft SMP is where the magic happens.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will your smart TV become your new best friend, but you’ll also have the chance to battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even discover a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So why settle for a boring old smart TV when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world of endless possibilities? Sign up now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Void Armor Forged:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Shadow of Pripyat Minecraft Server

ANOMALIES, Atmospheric, Chernobyl, Chernobyl exclusion zone, creepy, First Person Shooter, fix/enhancement, grind, Immersive, INTENSE, Minecraft, modpacks, Mutants, Pain, post-apocalyptic, Pripyat, radiation, Server, Shadow, Shadow of Pripyat, Stalker, story mode, survival horror

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Animals Bred:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mods? Well, do we have a treat for you! Our server takes the STALKER games to a whole new level with modpacks that enhance the story mode without any annoying grind or pain.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy anomalies, and mutated creatures that will make your jaw drop. Who needs STALKER 2 when you can experience the madness right here, right now? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin!

Kanamori Poster Again Minecraft SMP

again.., Anon, catch up, Chat, Communication, Connection, Conversation, current events, Daily Life, discussion, emotions, feelings, friendship, hobbies, interests, Kanamori, Minecraft, Poster, sharing, smp, Talk, Updates

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a gang of dancing creepers. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity. Let’s make Minecraft weird again!