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CraftyFoolMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, our community is made up of expert pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that awaits you!

CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Animals Bred:	153
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Alien Abductions:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “don’t dig straight down” or “don’t punch a creeper”? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos happens!

Join us if you want to follow the worst advice ever given, like building your house out of TNT or trying to ride a baby zombie pigman. Our server is the perfect place for those who love living life on the edge (of a cliff, probably).

Forget about boring survival mode, on our server, you’ll have to survive crazy challenges like fighting off an army of killer bunnies or navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of following terrible advice in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, we are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up builds, or traumatized villagers. It’s all part of the fun, right?

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV! LOL

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	729	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, DAWNTRAILMIX! Get ready for an adventure like no other, with early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT. The official release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mind-blowing Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Join forces with your favorite characters and conquer the world together!

And that’s not all, folks! How about participating in the PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0? Show off your skills and dominate the battlefield like never before!

But wait, there’s even more awesomeness to discover on this server. From cross-region data center travel tests to resources, free companies, & Linkshells, we’ve got everything you need to level up your gaming experience.

And if you’re looking to socialize and meet new friends, don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups! From Excalibur to Balmung, we’ve got gatherings happening all over the server. Join us on April 20 for a special 420 Meetup (Hitler’s Birthday) – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of DAWNTRAILMIX and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Join us now and let the fun begin!

SnowflakeCraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crops Grown:	2801	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Are you tired of walking on eggshells in other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage TANTRUMS at the slightest provocation! That’s right, let out all your frustrations in the most explosive way possible.

Join us and witness the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant flying pigs to underwater roller coasters, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity.

And don’t worry about being judged for being “autistic/wrong/psycho/whatever” because on our server, we embrace all kinds of players. Let your inner WEIRDO shine bright!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing hysterically at the chaos that ensues.

Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1922	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Towns Built:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	5615
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	166

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.

PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Votes:	4767
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft: LOL Edition

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Animals Bred:	176	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!

NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	New Chunks Explored:	423754
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).

Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!

BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3017
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Potions Brewed:	146	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2608
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a ridiculous adventure filled with shota drama and chaos? Join us now and witness the absolute madness that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bionicle Babes and Blockheads: A Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Emeralds Found:	4932
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Are you tired of boring old blocky characters? Well, on our server, you can create sexy Bionicle women to spice up your gameplay!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new Bionicle companions. Build a fortress together, mine for diamonds, and battle evil mobs side by side. Who knew that the key to success in Minecraft was having a squad of sexy Bionicle women by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start creating your dream team of sexy Bionicle women today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

QuirkCraft: My Hero Academia Edition

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of crazy gamers who were tired of boring old Minecraft servers. They decided to spice things up by adding insane mods and ridiculous challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine on this server that is guarded by a pack of angry creepers. If you manage to survive the explosions and make it out with the diamonds, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And let’s not forget about the unbelievable PvP battles that take place on this server. It’s like a gladiator arena, with players fighting to the death for glory and bragging rights. Will you come out on top and be crowned the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.