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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7891 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
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