Sad Poet’s Faggy Minecraft Server – Where Shitty Poems Are Welcome!

poets, Lost, foliage, belonging, Darkness

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the darkness of other Minecraft servers? Do you long for a place where you truly belong? Well, look no further than our server, where the shadows dance around you and the laughter echoes in the canyons!

Join us and experience the thrill of being lost in a canyon, disoriented and confused. Feel the warmth of the dim light licking against your skin, as you search for that elusive joy just beyond the trees. But beware, for the shadows may play tricks on your mind and distort your perceptions!

As you sink to the ground, head in hands, resign yourself to the darkness and let it take you. But wait, a glimmer of hope shines through the darkness. You realize that you don’t belong in this place of shadows and echoes. You are meant for your own light, your own warmth.

So come join us on our server, where you can finally find your place in the Minecraft world. Leave behind the darkness and embrace the light that is truly meant for you. We promise, you’ll never feel as warm and happy as you do on our server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

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Stealthy Steve’s AI Fail Server

sneak, foliage, ai, CAMOUFLAGE, Enhancement

Are you tired of constantly being spotted by those pesky AI mobs in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server has just released a new addon that makes you practically invisible to them through foliage! Say goodbye to getting ambushed while trying to gather resources or build your epic base.

Join our server for the ultimate challenge – we’ve added a new game mode where all the mobs are controlled by real-life chickens. That’s right, chickens are now the overlords of the Minecraft world and they are out for revenge! Can you survive their clucking wrath and come out on top?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city on our server that is inhabited by a colony of friendly Endermen who just want to party all day and night. Join them for dance-offs and Ender Pearl races, it’s a wild time down there!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens, they’re always plotting something…

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Wholesome Lap in December

taboo, Perception, cultural expectations, age gap, holiday season

come join our epic minecraft server where old men with young children on their lap are seen as wholesome all year round! why wait for december to feel the love? our server is so lit, even santa claus would be jealous! we have unicorns flying around, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

you won’t find a more magical place to build your dream castle and ride into battle on a rainbow-colored llama. plus, our community is filled with the friendliest players who will shower you with gifts and compliments.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest and most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it.

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EqualCraft: Less Manipulative, More Fun!

strategies, gender-equal, Levels, REFLECT, higher scores

come join our minecraft server where women rule the land and show off their epic manipulative skills! in this gender-equal world, women are the true bosses and use their machiavellianism to dominate the game. forget about boring old gender roles, here women are the ones in charge and they will stop at nothing to conquer the land. join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of scheming!

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⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

Bedwars, Aternos, Hookahs, PvP, weapons

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Steamhaven

INCLUSIVE, Survival, Griefing, Discord, Friendly

Welcome to Steamhaven Minecraft Server

Server Information
No world resets
You’re welcome to join our server 😊
Server Version: 1.21.3

Unleash your creativity on Steamhaven, a brand new Minecraft server where the adventure begins!

Why Steamhaven?

Untamed Wilderness: Explore a pristine world, ready for your unique stamp.
Vanilla Vibe, Enhanced: Immerse yourself in vast landscapes with exciting structures, including dungeons and taverns to enhance gameplay, all with a classic Minecraft feel, plus helpful mods like land claim, voice chat, and a vibrant marketplace.
Inclusive & Friendly: We welcome everyone to our supportive and growing community.
Long-Term Legacy: Build amazing creations that will stand the test of time (with robust anti-griefing measures in place).
Exciting Horizons: More thrilling game modes are on the way!

Ready to Dive In?

Join the fun today!

Server IP: 88.211.238.88:25565

Join our Discord server

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is there world resets on Steamhaven?	No, there are no world resets on Steamhaven.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on version 1.21.3 of Minecraft.
Are there any mods on the server?	Yes, there are mods like land claim, voice chat, and a vibrant marketplace to enhance gameplay.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there are robust anti-griefing measures in place to protect player creations.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP: 88.211.238.88:25565

Ancient Kingdoms Minecraft Server

Decline, Nostalgia, sentiment, sentimentality, Minecraft

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a wild ride, then you gotta join this server! We’re all about bringing back the good ol’ days of Britain, before it got ruined by, like, taxes and stuff. We’ve got crazy builds, insane events, and a community that will make you question reality. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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Oh, Frittata Minecraft SMP

recipe, EASY, brunch, oh, leftovers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find this elusive chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or hackers that dare to enter our realm. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu and will not hesitate to spit in the face of danger.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of frittata.

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CraftyCops Minecraft Server

Minecraft, late night, Cops, Server, apartment living

Are you tired of dealing with noisy neighbors who just won’t quit? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our virtual community is filled with friendly players who know how to party without disturbing the peace.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about smoke-filled hallways or late-night ragers. On our server, the only noise you’ll hear is the sound of creepers exploding (and maybe the occasional “REEE” from a frustrated player).

Don’t let pesky neighbors ruin your gaming experience – join us today and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life problems when you can mine diamonds and battle zombies in peace? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than calling the cops on your unruly neighbors.

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RingHeistCraft

Infidelity, loyalty, family history, BETRAYAL, concentration camp

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, scandal, and family heirlooms!

Imagine a world where players are engaged, but not in the traditional sense. We’ve got engagement rings with more drama than a reality TV show. Picture this: a ring passed down from a Jewish woman in Nazi Germany, rescued from a concentration camp, only to be sold by a player who just doesn’t care. But fear not, our hero swoops in, grabs the ring, and returns it to its rightful owner, all while dodging potential arrest and becoming the ultimate moral compass of the server.

If you’re looking for a server where the drama is as intense as a high school romance, then join us now! Who needs diamonds when you have family heirlooms and scandalous betrayals to keep you entertained?

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Foliage

Welcome to Steamhaven Minecraft Server

Why Steamhaven?

Server IP: 88.211.238.88:25565

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)