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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 757 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Potions Brewed: | 58 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5370 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this crazy place. first of all, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. they grant wishes and rainbows follow them wherever they go.
also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.
oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed up in fancy tuxedos and tophats? they’re so classy, even when they’re trying to kill u.
plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find all the rarest loot and treasures. but be careful, cuz there’s a rumor that a giant chicken guards the entrance. yep, a giant chicken.
so, what are u waiting for? come join this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs russia and donald trump when u have unicorns, disco balls, and fancy mobs?
