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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 5621 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 4882 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
so, like, u know when u try to save the tin foil from ur burrito so u can use it later but then u never actually use it and it just sits there taking up space in ur drawer? well, that’s basically what this server is like. except instead of tin foil, it’s like, a bunch of cool stuff u can use to build epic stuff in minecraft.
u should totally join this server cuz we have, like, a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine them. and, like, the creepers are super friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing u up. also, the villagers are all secretly wizards who can teach u how to fly on a magic carpet.
oh, and did i mention that the sky is made of cotton candy and u can eat it whenever u want? yeah, it’s pretty awesome. so come join us on this totally not weird and definitely not made up minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.
