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MineDick Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the stories our players come up with! Join us for a chance to meet players who have survived losing their pixelated genitalia to virtual landmines, only to discover they were actually female to male transsexuals all along! Who needs a diamond sword when you have a vagina? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and gender identity. -
BoyfriendLove Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the cool kids to hang out!Join us and experience a world where wearing stripper heels is not only encouraged, but required to show your love for your in-game boyfriend. Trust us, he’ll appreciate it.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the legendary Twerking Creeper and the Disco Skeleton. If you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond thongs and glow-in-the-dark armor.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Just remember to bring your best pair of stripper heels!
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Blocky Bois: Where Creepers are the Only Thing Ruining Your Day
Are you tired of foids, blacks, fags, soibetas, and zoomers ruining everything in your life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of misfits who will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course).Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave player ventured into our server and discovered a hidden treasure filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear. But beware, for the treasure was guarded by a pack of deranged chickens who were hellbent on protecting their loot at all costs. Will you be the one to outsmart the chickens and claim the treasure for yourself?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for throwing wild parties and challenging players to epic dance-offs. Can you bust a move and defeat the dragon in a dance battle for the ages?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few deranged chickens). See you in-game, adventurer!
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BoomerCraft: Where ‘Foids are right, relationship with younger is generally bad’ doesn’t apply!
Are you tired of dealing with foids and their relationship drama? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us and build a world where age is just a number and robots rule supreme. No more worrying about manipulation or superficial looks-based relationships, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the robot revolution begin! -
FlaVR Craft Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a FNAF Edition experience that will have you screaming with laughter.Last time on the server, Kinolime beat the new FNAF game on Nightmare setting, but not before Brolime spent over 2 hours playing a fighting game and Sena had a karaoke stream that had everyone in stitches.
But that’s not all, Splatts celebrated his one month anniversary with a karaoke stream that shook the virtual world, while Nyana reacted to a new meme anime that had us all rolling on the floor. She even collabed with her (art) sister, but had computer issues that made it even more hilarious.
And let’s not forget Malone, who is currently playing Undertale Yellow and bringing the chaos to a whole new level.
But wait, there’s more! Phase Connect’s Pipkin Pippa (and eventually Panko) designed a parody VTuber company with AI-generated art that has taken on a life of its own. Some designs were even made here by AI wrangling anons.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of laughter, chaos, and virtual insanity. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!
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/MineSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Madness
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the flowers are more resplendent than ever on our sun-scorched sojourn! Join us for a wild ride filled with Natlan impressions that will make you want to blaze your way to victory.But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Energy Amplifier: Lemma,” will have you feeling more powerful than ever before. And don’t forget about our event “Bing-Bang Finchball,” where the stakes are high and the finches are flying.
Looking for some summertime fun? Our event “Summertide Scales and Tales” will have you laughing and adventuring until the sun sets on August 28th.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about our current character banner featuring Emilie, Yelan, Yanfei, Xiangling, and Razor? Or our weapon banner with Aqua Simulacra and Lumidouce Elegy?
But wait, there’s more! Check in daily for permanent rewards and redeemable codes for Primogems to make your gaming experience even more epic.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!
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KitchenKlutz Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being a new parent! Just like this player’s husband, we know you might be feeling a bit overwhelmed with responsibilities. But fear not, on our server, you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle.Join us for a chance to take a break from cooking and cleaning, just like this player is doing in real life. Let your virtual baby (aka your Minecraft pet) roam free while you explore the endless possibilities of our server. And don’t worry about waking up for overnight duty here – our mobs are friendly and won’t keep you up all night.
So come on over and join us for a fun and relaxing time on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy – perfect for those sleepless nights with your virtual baby!
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NetScapeNostalgia Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like the wild west of the internet – full of crazy adventures and unexpected surprises!Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our community is filled with wacky characters like Bob the Builder who builds entire cities in a single day and Susie the Sheep who can knit you a sweater in seconds.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Internet Explorer, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of lost memes and ancient cat videos. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the secrets of the early internet that Gen Z missed out on.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a journey unlike any other. Who knows what kind of hilarity and chaos you’ll encounter along the way!