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Rudolph if it wasn’t foggy on that Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ores Mined:	6330	Villages Defended:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Rudolph if it wasn’t foggy on that one Christmas eve – shining bright and leading the way to epic adventures!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Foggy Willows Vanilla – Where the only thing artificial is the vanilla flavoring!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Runes Activated:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

About Foggy Willows Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Server Type	True vanilla experience with no datapacks or plugins
Server Stability	Always on the latest stable vanilla jar
Hosting	Self-hosted on a purpose-built machine
Donations	No donations required
World Border	No world border
Gameplay Features	No tp/sethome, hard mode gameplay
Community	Discord server available for communication
Platform	Java

FAQs

1. What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on the latest stable vanilla jar.

2. Are there any plugins or datapacks on the server?

No, Foggy Willows is a true vanilla experience with no plugins or datapacks.

3. Is the server on hard mode?

Yes, the server is set to hard mode for a challenging gameplay experience.

4. Can players donate to the server?

No donations are required on Foggy Willows server.

5. Is there a world border on the server?

No, there is no world border on the server, allowing for expansive exploration.

6. Are there any teleportation commands like /tp or /sethome available?

No, players are expected to navigate and travel in the game world manually.

7. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address: foggywillows.com

Foggy Fiber Fun Land

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: twisted fibres capturing water from fog like a boss. That’s right, we got twisted fibres doing all the heavy lifting for you. Need water? Just sit back and let those twisted fibres do their thing.

But wait, there’s more! These twisted fibres are so efficient, they make straight fibres look like amateurs. You won’t believe your eyes when you see how much water these bad boys can collect. It’s like magic, but better because it’s real life (well, Minecraft real life).

And get this, we’re not just talking about any old water here. We’re talking about fresh water straight from the air. No more boring old wells or rivers for you. With our advanced fog nets, you’ll be swimming in fresh water in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the twisted fibre magic for yourself. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the twisted fibre master of the server. The possibilities are endless, my friend. Join now!

Foggy Willows: Where the Only Thing Sweet is the Vanilla Ice Cream

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Foggy Willows Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft
Server Version	Latest stable vanilla jar
World Border	No world border
Plugins	No plugins
Game Mode	Hard mode
Additional Features	Discord, Java Only

IP: foggywillows.com

FAQ

Q: Can I use plugins on this server?

A: No, Foggy Willows is a completely vanilla server with no plugins.

Q: Is there a world border on the server?

A: No, there is no world border on the server.

Q: Is there a way to set home locations or teleport?

A: No, there is no tp/sethome feature on this server. Players are expected to navigate the world themselves.

Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running on?

A: The server runs on the latest stable vanilla jar.

Q: Can I play on the server with Bedrock edition or only Java?

A: The server is Java only.

Surviving Foggy Willows: You won’t believe how vanilla this Java server is!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Foggy Willows Minecraft Server

Server Features
Latest Vanilla Jar	No datapacks or plugins
Plain Vanilla Experience	No confusing spawn or rules
No World Border	Hard Mode
No tp/sethome commands	Discord server available
Java Only

Join us at IP: foggywillows.com

Questions & Answers:

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?: A: The server runs on the latest stable vanilla jar.
Q: Are there any plugins or datapacks installed on the server?: A: No, Foggy Willows is completely vanilla with no plugins or datapacks.
Q: Is there a world border on the server?: A: No, there is no world border on Foggy Willows.
Q: Can players use commands like tp or sethome?: A: No, players are expected to play without the use of commands like tp or sethome.
Q: What mode is the server set to?: A: The server is set to Hard mode.
Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?: A: Yes, there is a Discord server available for players to join and communicate.
Q: Is the server only available for Java players?: A: Yes, the server is only compatible with Java edition of Minecraft.

Foggy Willows

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	67	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Foggy Willows is all about simplicity. Running on the latest vanilla jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be vanilla. We strive to give you a plain boring vanilla experience. There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play. We have a small player base of normal people, but are looking to expand.

Always on the latest stable vanilla jar
Dedicated high spec host on fiber optic
No world border
No plugins
No tp/sethome
Hard mode
Discord
Java Only

IP: foggywillows.com

Foggy Willows

foggy, Vanilla, Willows

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8081	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1447	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Foggy Willows is all about simplicity. Running on the latest vanilla jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be vanilla. We strive to give you a plain boring vanilla experience. There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play. We have a small player base of normal people, but are looking to expand.

Always on the latest stable vanilla jar
Dedicated high spec host on fiber optic
No world border
No plugins
No tp/sethome
Hard mode
Discord
Java Only

IP: foggywillows.com

Foggy Willows

foggy, Vanilla, Willows

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1164
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	256	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Foggy Willows is all about simplicity. Running on the latest vanilla jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be vanilla. We strive to give you a plain boring vanilla experience. There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play. We have a small player base of normal people, but are looking to expand.

Always on the latest stable vanilla jar
Dedicated high spec host on fiber optic
No world border
No plugins
No tp/sethome
Hard mode
Discord
Java Only

IP: foggywillows.com

Foggy Willows

foggy, Vanilla, Willows

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4269
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Dimension Hops:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Foggy Willows is all about simplicity. Running on the latest vanilla jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be vanilla. We strive to give you a plain boring vanilla experience. There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play. We have a small player base of normal people, but are looking to expand.

Always on the latest stable vanilla jar
Dedicated high spec host on fiber optic
No world border
No plugins
No tp/sethome
Hard mode
Discord
Java Only

IP: foggywillows.com

CraftyCreeper’s Diss Track Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Secret Passages Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Iran dropping a diss track on Israel? Look no further, because our server is straight fire! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected diss tracks from unexpected sources. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground music studio where players drop beats harder than international political tensions. So come on, join us and see what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

JesusCraft: Where Christian Heaven Awaits (and creepers don’t stand a chance!)

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pesky griefers and creepers on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server offers a heavenly experience like no other! Picture this – a world where everyone is racially proportionate to the population density of Christian worship centers worldwide. That’s right, you’ll be surrounded by your new besties for all of eternity!

But wait, there’s more! Say goodbye to sin and hello to a life free from earthly worries. No more stressing over Chad not texting you back or your crops not growing fast enough. On our server, the only Chad you’ll need to know is the one who’s ready to hang out with you and hundreds of millions of other players forever, anon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey to Christian heaven in Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few command blocks). See you on the other side, friend!

FlirtyCraft: Where Creeper Pick-Up Lines Are Welcome

advice, attraction, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, creeper, DATING, doubts, emotions, feelings, FLIRTING, FlirtyCraft, Insecurity, Jealousy, lines, love, perspective, pickup, relationships, self esteem, signs, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where anything goes! Join us if you enjoy watching players flirt with other women in-game, because who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis in the chat. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be gone’

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

ReggaetonRaveCraft: Where the party never stops, even at 4:00am in Bayamon!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Animals Bred:	117	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like blasting loud reggaeton at 4:00am in Bayamon, Puerto Rico – wild, unpredictable, and guaranteed to keep you on your toes!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs through lava pits, battling zombie chickens in diamond armor, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the latest Minecraft remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

Sayu’s Silly Sync Server: Where Chaos and Creativity Collide!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	192	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even touch the grass without getting banned? Well, look no further because on our server, you can save the grass without even touching it! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is endorsed by the one and only Sayu, the queen of Minecraft herself. She streams live on Twitch and YouTube, where you can watch her save the grass in real-time. Plus, she’s got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re worried about missing out because you hate Twitch, don’t worry – Sayu streams on YouTube too, sometimes. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and experience the Sayu love for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Girl Power Craft: Where Even /v/ Can’t Resist Losing

#100percentcompletion, #achievementunlocked, #bossrush, #characterdesign, #gamebosses, #gamecompletion, #gamerachievement, #GamingCommunity, #hiddenbosses, #isu-kagestyle, #videogames, bossbattle, challengeaccepted, Craft, EpicBattle, GamersUnite, GameStrategy, GamingDiscussion, girl, girlpower, LOSING, power, REFIGHT, Resist, ronin

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2056
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Dragons Tamed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchantments Applied:	284	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Are you tired of losing to girls in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! We’ve got hidden bosses that will challenge even the most skilled players, and rumor has it, one of them is actually a character you know in real life. But don’t worry, they won’t hold back just because they know you. Plus, we have a boss that uses the aisu-kage style – a style so rare, you can’t even refight him! Join our server and prove your worth against these epic challenges. Who knows, maybe you’ll even impress that girl you keep losing to.

Blockhead Bonanza: Where even the creepers think ‘Stupid ass kikes’ is too far

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!

Pixel Peen Paradise: Where Minecraft meets NSFW confusion!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3513	Dragons Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring, low-quality porn ruining your internet experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our pixelated landscapes and blocky characters will provide a more satisfying and entertaining experience than the latest porn trends.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocktopia LOLz

action, Adventure, blocktopia, diverse characters, Drama, dystopian, Emotional journey, futuristic, Gay, Identity, LGBTQ, lolz, love story, Mystery, Oblivion Battery, queer, relationships, romance, Sci Fi, Suspense, Technology, Thought-provoking, Thriller

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6647
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Votes:	3550	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

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