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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 3728 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
we got llamas that can talk, pigs that can fly, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. u ain’t never seen anything like it, i swear.
plus, our diamond mines are so rich, they make bill gates look like a broke college student. u gonna be rollin’ in diamonds, my friend.
join us now and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.