| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 1055 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 7823 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 23 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 4626 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 10 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 88 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8699 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 2054 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 1718 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4585 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 3282 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 3949 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 192 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 5743 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 238 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 128 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9780 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are made of pure diamonds. Just imagine the bling your armor will have after hatching one of those bad boys!
So what are you waiting for? Join us in four more days for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 3862 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 8513 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9115 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Join us and witness the epic battles of Destiny and his shills as they fight for dominance in the chat. Will they come out victorious or will they be banished to the Nether realm? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary debate arena where players can challenge Destiny himself to a debate. Will you come out on top or will you be left speechless by his epic arguments? Join now and find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have DMs drama?
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 6137 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
