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HangryCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a boss! Join us and build your own virtual world where phone calls about pet fish and aquarium setups don’t exist.

Imagine a world where dinner is always ready on time and you never have to wait for your partner to finish chatting about work gossip. Our server is the perfect place to let off steam and unleash your creativity without any interruptions.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a community where overreacting is encouraged and storming off in a virtual world is totally acceptable. So come on, join us and leave the real-world drama behind!

GazaHospTerrorMCServ

arms distribution, captured terrorist, command center, footage, Gaza hospitals, GazaHospTerrorMCServ, Hamas, idf, international law, Israeli defense forces, Middle East conflict, militant groups, Military operations, Palestinian territories, Propaganda, Safety, security threats, Terrorism, terrorist tactics, video evidence, War Crimes

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Dragons Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join because we have like, the craziest adventures ever. like, one time, we found a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and we had to fight off a hoard of zombie pigmen to get to it. it was so intense, bro.

and, like, another time, we had this epic battle with a giant ender dragon and we all had to work together to defeat it. it was like, something out of a movie, man. you gotta join this server if you wanna have insane stories like that to tell your friends.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunts we have every week? yeah, we hide chests filled with rare items all over the map and you gotta use your wits to find them. it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft. so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and start your epic adventure today!

TerrorCraft: CharlieHebdo10yrs

Charlie Hebdo attack, CharlieHebdo10yrs, CounterTerrorism, digital platforms, extremism, France, government response, Hate Speech, Minister, online radicalization, online recruitment, online surveillance, online threats, Propaganda, radical ideology, security measures, social media, social media impact, terror threat, TerrorCraft, Terrorism, Violent extremism

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2

omg u guys, dis minecraft server is da bomb dot com! if u dont join, ur basically letting social media terrorists win in france. like, seriously, the minister said so! remember dat charlie hebdo attack? well, dis server is gonna make sure dat never happens again. join us and fight against da terror threat with ur blocky building skills. plus, we have like, a secret underground base where we plan our epic pranks on da bad guys. so come on, join now and be a hero in da virtual world! #blockyjustice #minecraftforlife #terroristscantstopus

Creature Love Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, Affection, animal lover deep love, cherished love, Creature, deep connection, devotion creature lover, endearment adoration, fascination, Fondness, fucks favorite creature, heartfelt love, infatuation beloved creature, intense emotion, Land, love, loving nature, loving relationship, passionate love, soulful bond creature adoration, strong bond enchantment, treasured bond emotional connection, wild creature admiration

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with a twist – the unicorns shoot lasers out of their horns and the rainbows are made of Skittles! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but on crack, man.

And get this, instead of boring old zombies and skeletons, we’ve got dancing llamas and singing creepers. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, except the DJ is a pig wearing sunglasses.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club where the villagers breakdance and the Ender Dragon does the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.

So come join us on this Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a little bit of sanity. But who needs sanity when you’ve got exploding sheep and flying cows, am I right? Let’s get weird, my dude.

NoPainNoGainMC Server

activities, age, aquatics program, Communication, Conversation, Cuts, discomfort, enjoyment, holiday, lanky, MONEY, NoPainNoGainMC, parents, rocks, sailing, school break, Server, shallow water, snorkeling, swimming, Tall, update

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of being forced into activities you hate by your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape the tyranny of aquatics programs! No more sailing, swimming, or snorkeling against your will – just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world.

On our server, you can be as lanky and tall as you want without fear of getting hit by a boom. No more cuts from scraping on rocks while snorkeling – just smooth sailing through pixelated waters.

Say goodbye to shallow water snorkeling and hello to deep dives into epic adventures. And best of all, no more “I’m an adult, so you are wrong” excuses – just a community of fellow gamers who understand your pain.

Join now and leave the aquatics program drama behind. Let’s sail into a world of endless possibilities together!

DadCraft – Stop the Racism!

black rights, bullying, colorism, cultural identity, DadCraft, Diversity, family dynamics, Greek, Greek heritage, interracial couple, interracial relationship, lgbtq rights, long nose, microaggressions, olive skin, racial sensitivity, racism, SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, STOP, trans rights, unpacking racism, white passing

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2366	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Ores Mined:	2778
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shades of vanilla gorilla Greek yogurt parfait dads! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own olive-skinned, hairy masterpiece of a world.

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re advocating for black rights, trans rights, or just trying to survive in a world full of snaggy comments. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for having a white dad or being half Greek – we love all players, no matter their DNA test results.

So come on in and unpack your racism with us, as we explore the boundaries of what it means to be a social justice warrior in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for vanilla gorilla Greek yogurt parfait dads along the way!

CraftyExecutions Minecraft Server

Capital Punishment, civil liberties, CraftyExecutions, death penalty, discrimination, executions, gender equality, government oppression, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international law, iran, iran executions, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Political unrest, Server, social justice, UN, united nations, women’s rights violations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE WE GOT MORE EXCITEMENT THAN IRAN IN 2024! WE EXECUTE OVER 900 NOOBS A DAY, INCLUDING DOZENS OF WOMEN (jk jk, we don’t do that, we just slay them in PVP).

COME JOIN US AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS, BUILD EPIC BASES, AND FIGHT CRAZY MOBS! OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! (sorry, had to throw in a political joke, we’re not actually political, we just like to have fun)

CraftyBerlin

Condolences, CraftyBerlin, crime, Dead, diplomat, diplomatic corps, Embassy, foreign affairs, German, Government, international relations, investigation, Islamabad, mysterious death, News, Pakistan, RIP, suspicious death, Tragedy

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2392
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

lol u wont believe wat happened on our minecraft server! a german diplomat was found dead in islamabad… jk jk, but seriously, we have the craziest adventures waiting for u on our server! join us if u want to explore epic builds, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious deaths (jk again lol). come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! u never know what u might find on our server… maybe even a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Smoking Blocker Server

behavioral therapy, Blocker, bupropion, clinical trial, depression, Double-Blind, major depressive disorder, mental health, Nicotine Patch, nicotine replacement therapy, pharmacotherapy, placebo, Placebo-Controlled Trial, Psychiatry, randomized trial, Secondary Analysis, Server, smoking, smoking cessation, substance use disorder, Treatment, Varenicline

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	140	Dragon Eggs Found:	6526
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like no other, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also dragons and zombies, ya know?

we got crazy stuff happening on dis server, like one time a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas, and another time a player built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano!

and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space, u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance like a disco ball, it’s wild man!

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? every week we hide chests full of diamonds and emeralds all over the map, and if u find them, u become the richest player in the server!

so come on, join dis server and let’s have a blast together, cuz life is too short to be boring, amirite?

Enchanted Pixel Land 1.21

babytrap, Chads, Enchanted, Fair Play, Land, MILLIONAIRE, no gf, PIXEL, promiscuous, Prostitute, rent splitting, STEM studies, ugly shitter

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Enchantments Applied:	165	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and make virtual money to support your STEM studies! No need to resort to real-life prostitution, just play and earn in-game currency. And who knows, you might even find a virtual millionaire to babytrap! Stop crying about not having a girlfriend in real life, join us and live out your wildest fantasies in the Minecraft world!