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Not-so-Deadly Lifesteal: Where vampires thrive and creepers fear to tread! 1.18-1.21

1.181.21, ah, armor, Bedrock Support, blocks, cracked launchers, CREEPERS, Custom Items, Discord, emotes, fear, Furniture, Gui, LifeSteal, lifesteal system, Minecraft, NotsoDeadly, Players, Resourcepack, Server, Server Shop, Sethome, sklauncher, smp, Thrive, Tpa, Tread, Vampires, vanilla commands

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NsD Lifesteal Minecraft Server

Overview
NsD Lifesteal, also known as NexusDark Lifesteal, is a small minecraft lifesteal smp server searching for new members. Currently, there are 2-4 people online daily with plans for growth. The server supports cracked launchers and offers custom items, armor, blocks, emotes, furniture, ResourcePack, GUI, a server shop, and enhanced vanilla commands.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Does the server support cracked launchers?	Yes, the server supports cracked launchers. We recommend using SKLauncher.
Does the server have bedrock support?	No, the server does not have bedrock support.
What versions does the server support?	The server supports versions 1.18-1.21
What unique features does the server offer?	– Custom items, armor, blocks, emotes, furniture, ResourcePack, GUI – Server shop for players to sell items – Enhanced vanilla commands like sethome, home, tpa – Fair lifesteal system where you only lose a heart when killed by a player
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/Hwb6nTEugV

PutinForPrez Minecraft Server

Candidate, Drumpft, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, national security, political beliefs, Politics, president, pro-Russia stance, pro-Russian, PutinForPrez, russia, Server, Ukraine, Voting, voting for change, voting process, voting rights, voting strategy, voting system

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Russian bear riding a unicycle? Look no further, because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker where we hold elections for a pro-Russian president every week! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be fighting off creepers while trying to secure your spot as the next leader of Mother Russia. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the election, you’ll get a special power-up that turns all your enemies into vodka bottles. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…Russian style!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

c#, Computer Architecture, computer science, computers, Hardware, high performance, Minecraft, multithreading, Parallel, performance optimization, PixelPunch, Programming Languages, Programs, SECURITY, Server, single threads, Software Development, software engineering, Speculative execution, systems language, Technology, Threads

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more threads than a grandma’s knitting circle! Forget about high performance single threads, we’ve got multithreading for days! Our server is so secure, even the creepers can’t blow it up thanks to our anti-speculative execution measures.

Join us and witness the magic of programming in C on a whole new level. Our players have mastered the art of making programs use multiple threads like it’s nobody’s business. Say goodbye to boring systems languages and hello to the wild world of parallel programming on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of running multiple threads simultaneously while dodging creepers and building epic structures. Who knew programming could be this fun?

Ex’sHouseRaid Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, Breakup, breakup aftermath, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, ex, ex’s house, ExsHouseRaid, final argument, getting stuff back, Keys, Minecraft, moving on, Permission, personal belongings, relationship, Respect, Self Respect, self-care, Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server to distract you from your breakup drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from ex-boyfriend drama and collect your virtual belongings in peace.

Join us and let go of all the stress and anxiety caused by your ex’s antics. Build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from any unwanted drama, and mine for diamonds to symbolize your newfound independence.

Don’t worry about being the AH in this situation – on our server, you’re free to do whatever you want without judgment. So come on over and start a new chapter in your Minecraft adventure!

CondoCheck4Cash

2 hours round trip, aita, bathroom renovations, bigger projects, Cheap, Company, Condo, CondoCheck4Cash, Favor, free, Friends, full-time, GC, good friends, Handyservice, income, Inspect, inspection report, kitchen renovations, Labor, late twenties, major city, market rate, pay me, refusing, side gig, small jobs, trip fee, weekends, work nights

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters!

Looking for a server to join that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is run by a late twenties entrepreneur who runs a Handyservice company on the side. That’s right, he’s a master of all trades, just like a villager with a million emeralds!

But here’s where it gets juicy – his friend, who makes 100k a year, got mad at him for not inspecting their condo for free. Can you believe it? This friend wanted a freebie inspection, but our server owner stood his ground and demanded to be paid! Talk about drama in the Minecraft world!

So, if you want to join a server where the owner knows his worth and won’t be taken advantage of by entitled friends, come on over! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll get to build a virtual replica of that friend’s condo and blow it up with TNT for fun. Just kidding…or are we? 😉 Join now for some epic adventures and hilarious stories!

Trump’s Trail Minecraft Server

Adaptability, campaign tactics, campaign trail, Campaigning, communication strategies, current events, Decision making, election, Improvisation, leadership, media coverage, Minecraft, political analysis, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, Server, speculation, strategy, Trail, trump, Trumps, uncertainty, unpredictability

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a pack of friendly creepers decided to throw a surprise party for your birthday? Anything can happen on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and guarded by a team of ninja chickens. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig, you’ll unlock a hidden dimension filled with unlimited cake and puppies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs politics when you have llamas and ninja chickens to keep you entertained?

CraftyCookingGoneWrong

cooking anecdotes, cooking bloopers, cooking fails, cooking humor, cooking mishaps, CraftyCookingGoneWrong, culinary blunders, culinary mishaps, funny cooking stories, funny kitchen mishaps, funny kitchen moments, hilarious cooking mistakes, kitchen blunders, kitchen comedy, kitchen disasters, kitchen fails, kitchen humor, kitchen mishaps, kitchen tales, kitchen tales of woe

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Are you tired of burning your virtual food in Minecraft because you can’t cook to save your blocky life? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special cooking class where you can learn how to make the most delicious virtual dishes without setting your kitchen on fire (we can’t promise the same for your real kitchen though).

Join our server and become a master chef in no time! Who knows, you might even discover a secret recipe for a potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Just imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken – now that’s a sight to behold!

So come on down to our server and let your culinary creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Gordon Ramsay of Minecraft!

SolarCraft Minecraft Server

carbon footprint, clean energy, climate change, electricity generation, energy consumption, energy efficiency, energy savings, Energy Transition, environmental impact, government initiative, green energy, home improvement, labour, Minecraft, renewable energy, rooftop revolution, Server, solar panels, solar power, solar technology, SolarCraft, sustainable living, UK homes

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haha so like, imagine a minecraft server where the whole map is just covered in solar panels, like a rooftop revolution but in minecraft haha. u can join this server and help deliver solar power to millions of virtual homes in the uk, how cool is that?! u can be like a minecraft superhero, saving the planet one block at a time. plus, the sun is always shining in this server so u never have to worry about monsters attacking at night. join now and be part of the solar-powered fun!

ArcticSubCraze

Arctic, Arctic defense, Arctic sovereignty, ArcticSubCraze, Canada, Canadian navy, Defense, defense procurement, defense strategy, Maritime, Military, military modernization, national security, naval capabilities, Navy, Procurement, SECURITY, submarine fleet, submarine program., Submarines, submarines acquisition

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lol imagine if instead of submarines, canada got minecraft boats to guard the arctic. join our server and help defend against polar bear pirates and evil penguins trying to steal all the ice blocks. we have epic battles on the frozen seas and you can even ride a dolphin into battle. plus, we have a secret igloo base where you can craft snowball grenades and ride on a polar bear mount. come join the fun and protect the arctic with us!

CreamyCombustion

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Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the crème brûlée is LITERALLY on fire? Like, imagine logging in and seeing cream desserts frozen and combusted all over the place. It’s like a dessert apocalypse, but in Minecraft form.

Join our server for the most insane culinary experience of your life. We’ve got lava pits filled with melted ice cream, chocolate fountains flowing with liquid gold, and a giant cake castle where you can battle it out with other players for the last slice.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret recipe for a dessert so powerful, it can grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover the sweet secrets of our server?

So come on down and join us for a dessert-filled adventure like no other. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have crème brûlée on fire? Let’s get baking, baby!

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9125	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Animals Bred:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Farms Harvested:	260
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	New Chunks Explored:	67413

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	4223	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126

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