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Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3577	Magic Items Found:	8280
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Divine Spears Created:	30	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Alien Abductions:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	New Chunks Explored:	967176
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Ores Mined:	1604
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dragons Tamed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3907	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

BlockyBanterMC

Abuse, abusive relationship, Assertiveness, BlockyBanterMC, Boundaries, Christian, Church, Confrontation, empowerment, healing, judgment, LEAVING, Motherhood, resilience, self defense, self worth, self-care, standing up, stranger, Support, victim blaming

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	1970
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Secret Passages Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got players from all walks of life, including supportive church ladies and nosy old men who think they know everything about abusive relationships.

Join us and experience the thrill of escaping abusive relationships virtually while building your dream world with blocks. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tries to lecture you on how to live your life, feel free to tell them to “Oh f**k off” just like our fearless player did. You won’t regret it!

Desert Bombers: Not Actually Rebels

airstrikes, BOMBERS, Bombing, Conflict, desert, empty desert, false claims, general, international relations, iran, Iran-Russia alliance, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, rebels, russia, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of wackiness and chaos! we got Iranian generals talkin’ bout Russia bombing deserts and rebels and stuff, like what even is happening?! it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form, u never know what’s gonna happen next! come join the madness and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 😂🤪🚀🔥

Rural Rx Woes: Opioid Struggles

addiction treatment, healthcare access, healthcare challenges, healthcare disparities, lack of training, limited resources, Medical research, medical training, Opioid, opioid addiction, opioid crisis, opioid prescriptions, patient pressure, prescription drug abuse, Rural, rural communities, rural doctors, rural health disparities, rural healthcare, rural healthcare providers, rural medicine, Struggles, substance abuse, woes

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	271	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

so, like, have u ever wanted to be a doctor in the middle of nowhere but, like, with a twist? well, come join our minecraft server where u can be a rural doctor and deal with all the crazy patients who are addicted to opioids! u gotta deal with patient pressure, limited resources, and lack of training, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us for a wild ride and see if u can save the day in our wacky world of rural medicine!