| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 5241 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Server Anarchy
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| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 4945 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 239822 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Website | Download our modpack |
|---|---|
| Modpack Requirement | Highly suggested for best experience |
| Features | In-game voice chat, events, activities, market placement, world barrier, creative dimension, mining dimension |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the modpack required to play on the server? | No, the modpack is highly suggested for the best experience, but not required. |
| What are some features of the server? | The server offers in-game voice chat, events, activities, market placement for buying and selling items, world barrier, creative dimension access, and a mining dimension that resets periodically. |
| Are there any restrictions or rules on the server? | There are rules in place, but they are not restricting or unreasonable. You can find the rules on the server’s Discord channel. |
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 2925 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7502 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 1256 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry revolution? The choice is yours.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other, where white men can truly be free and chickens can talk. Join us today and start your journey to a world of endless possibilities and absurdity!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 4552 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that you can only access if you defeat the mighty Ender Dragon by doing the Macarena dance in real life! trust me, it’s totally worth it.
secondly, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky at lightning speed. it’s like a fireworks show, but with more explosions and less safety regulations. what could possibly go wrong, right?
lastly, we have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride into battle. imagine rolling up to a PvP match on a zombie steed, ready to wreck some noobs with your undead army. it’s the stuff of legends, my friends.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the chaos, the thrill, and the sheer insanity that is waiting for you. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you blow yourself up with that TNT rollercoaster, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 4175 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Votes: | 1517 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 300 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Farms Harvested: | 257 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild polar bear appears, riding a tsunami wave! Or how about this: you’re building a castle and all of a sudden, a group of penguins start breakdancing around you! It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s our Minecraft server!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed or a magic pickaxe that can mine through bedrock! Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a coconut bra, always ready to help you out and have a laugh.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s save the world from blocky climate change together! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 6197 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 331 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Magic The Noah is a talented magician known for his captivating performances and mind-bending illusions. With over 10 years of experience in the industry, he has entertained audiences worldwide with his unique blend of sleight of hand and mentalism. His dynamic stage presence and interactive style make him a fan favorite at corporate events, private parties, and theaters. Magic The Noah is truly a master of his craft, consistently leaving audiences in awe with his mesmerizing magic tricks.
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 3719 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 23 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 61 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special event where players can vote blue no matter who – because who needs a brain when you have blind loyalty, am I right? But don’t worry, even if you do have a brain, we’ll make sure to keep you entertained with our never-ending drama and chaos.
So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about politics and sanity. Who needs Kamala’s questionable leadership skills when you can have a blast on our server instead? See you there!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 5452 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 89 | Emeralds Found: | 4257 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just waiting to trade with you for the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.
But beware, our server is also home to a mischievous group of flying pigs who will swoop down and steal your items if you’re not careful. So strap on your diamond armor and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 4586 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 74 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Join us and build your own virtual world, far away from crazy aunts and their wild stories. On our server, you won’t find any pot-throwing incidents or burnt dads, just pure fun and creativity.
Explore vast landscapes, mine for diamonds, and maybe even ride a virtual wheelchair (without the drama, of course). Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your imagination run wild.
So why wait? Join now and leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who knows, you might even find a virtual big toe to replace the one your aunt lost!
