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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 2999 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 80 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants strut their stuff in sparkly armor and compete for the title of Miss End World. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So why was this celebrated in what used to be the most polite and well-mannered country in the world? Because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to play Minecraft. Join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!