| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 692 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 360 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
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| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 5247 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 100 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 7955 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Animals Bred: | 66 | Ores Mined: | 5380 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 86 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 1552 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 230 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8945 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?
Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!
So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 2341 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 5995 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 207 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 82 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 8231 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.
and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.
so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 3816 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 6043 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 36 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 5927 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 |
Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)
