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Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Sviggity Smp

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, Exapunks, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, infinifactory, KSP – Kerbal Space Program, Last Call BBS, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Mito, Nandgame, opus magnum, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Shapez, Shenzhen I/O, smp, Space Engineers, SpaceChem, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, Sviggity, terratech, TIS-100, Trailmakers, Turing Complete, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Welcome to Core Edition, the Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks, voxels, and ridiculous contraptions.

Do you want to build a spaceship out of nothing but dirt and determination? Avorion, Space Engineers, and Starbase have got you covered! Or maybe you’re more into factory management and logistics – Dyson Sphere Program, Factorio, and Oxygen Not Included will have you sweating bullets as you try to keep everything running smoothly.

But wait, there’s more! How about programming puzzles that will make your brain hurt in the best way possible? Shenzhen I/O, SpaceChem, and TIS-100 will have you feeling like a genius one minute and a complete idiot the next.

Join us on Core Edition for a server experience like no other. We’ve got more crazy machines, wacky systems, and hilarious mishaps than you can shake a redstone torch at. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!

EggCraft Minecraft Server

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcraft, empyrion – galactic survival, engineering games, Exapunks, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, infinifactory, KSP – Kerbal Space Program, Last Call BBS, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Mito, Nandgame, opus magnum, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, scrap mechanic, Server, Shapez, Shenzhen I/O, Space Engineers, SpaceChem, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, terratech, TIS-100, Trailmakers, Turing Complete, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9612

Are you tired of building machines in Factorio and want to explore new frontiers of blocky creativity? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through space and beyond with games like Avorion, Besiege, and even CHODE – Children of a Dead Earth (yes, that’s a real game, we promise).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to manage a factory in space while fending off alien attacks? Or maybe you’re more into programming puzzles that will make your brain explode? We’ve got it all, from Dyson Sphere Program to SpaceChem and everything in between.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so exclusive that even the trannies don’t have a discord for it. So come join us on this epic journey of voxel-filled madness and see where your creativity can take you. Just remember, all IPs are in the pad for security reasons – because you never know when a rogue robot might try to hack into your virtual world.

Eggcellent Minecraft Server – 30 characters

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Characters, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, engineering games, Exapunks, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, Hearthstone, infinifactory, kerbal space program, Last Call BBS, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, opus magnum, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Server, Shapez, Shenzhen I/O, Space Engineers, SpaceChem, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, terratech, TIS-100, Trailmakers, Turing Complete, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more blocks than you can count, more redstone contraptions than you can imagine, and more creepers waiting to blow you up than you can handle!

Join our server for the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft. Build insane machines, create mind-blowing structures, and conquer the pixelated world like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where you can dance the night away with the most fearsome boss in the game. And don’t forget about our secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps – if you can make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re always up to no good!

Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Sveggcellent Minecraft SMP

aerospace games, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, kerbal space program, LOGISTICS, machine building, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Shapez, smp, Space Engineers, Space Games, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, Sveggcellent, terratech, Trailmakers, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic, zachtronics games

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’re not just building basic houses and farms here, oh no. We’re talking about creating machines and systems that will blow your mind!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a spaceship in Avorion, besieging your enemies in Besiege, or surviving in the depths of space in Empyrion – Galactic Survival. And that’s just the beginning!

Ever wanted to pilot a robot in Robocraft, or construct a factory in Factorio? Well, you can do all that and more on our server. We even have programming puzzles for those who want to test their skills in Nandgame or Zachtronics games.

But wait, there’s more! We have outrageous stories and crazy adventures waiting for you on this server. From fighting off alien invasions to building a Dyson Sphere around a sun, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your creativity run wild in the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and lead us all to victory!

Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Svgg Squad

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, Hearthstone, kerbal space program, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, scrap mechanic, Shapez, smp, Space Engineers, SPROCKET, squad, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, svgg, terratech, Trailmakers, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic, zachtronics games

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	9698
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	9226
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Void Armor Forged:	16

Welcome to the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build machines and systems, we create absolute madness in every corner of this blocky world.

Join us if you’re tired of those boring, perfectly clipped editions. Here, we embrace the unsatisfactory clipping and turn it into a work of art. Our players have built machines that defy all logic and systems that will make your head spin.

Ever heard of a flying machine made out of pork chops and diamonds? Well, you’ll see it here. Our players have created vehicles that will make you question your sanity and wonder if you’ve entered a parallel universe.

But that’s not all! We also have epic space adventures that will leave you breathless. From building spacecrafts out of cheese to exploring galaxies made of candy, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane and creative as you? Come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll create next!

EggCraft Minecraft Server – You’ll Cowards Don’t Even Dig!

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, building games, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, cowards, Dig, dont, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcraft, empyrion – galactic survival, engineering games, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, Garrys mod, Hearthstone, kerbal space program, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, scrap mechanic, Server, Shapez, Space Engineers, Space Games, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, terratech, Trailmakers, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic, Youll, zachtronics games

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Welcome to the most cracked out Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so lit that even the creepers are addicted to the smoke crack edition.

Picture this: you’re building your dream machine in space, surrounded by blocks and voxels, when suddenly a gang of space engineers come flying by in their scrap mechanic vehicles. But don’t worry, our server is equipped with anti-griefing measures to protect your hard work from those pesky robocrafters.

And let’s not forget about the logistics and factory management aspect of our server. You’ll be managing factories like a pro, all while dodging asteroids and alien invasions. Need a break from all the building and crafting? Take on some programming puzzles that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in Minecraft you’ll ever have. Just remember, once you go crack edition, you’ll never go back!

Eggcellent Adventures – Crackin’ Fun on /egg/ Minecraft Server!

Adventures, aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Crackin, Dyson Sphere Program, Egg, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, engineering games, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, Foundry, from the depths, Fun, kerbal space program, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Server, Shapez, Space Engineers, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, terratech, Trailmakers, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic, zachtronics games

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Welcome to a Minecraft server where we don’t just build houses and farms, we build MACHINES FOR EGGS! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, here we focus on creating the most egg-cellent contraptions you can imagine.

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with crazy contraptions and hilarious mishaps. Build a chicken coop that launches eggs into space, or create a giant egg-sorting machine that will have you cracking up with laughter.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground lab where players can work on top-secret projects involving eggs and machines. Rumor has it that there’s a machine that can turn eggs into diamonds, but you’ll have to join the server to find out for yourself.

So come on down to our server and join in on the egg-citement. Who knows, you might just crack the code to building the ultimate machine for eggs!

Eggcellent Adventures – Formerly SVGG – Minecraft Madness

Adventures, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, captain of industry, children of a dead earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, engineering games, factorio, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, kerbal space program, madness, Minecraft, opus magnum, oxygen not included, robocraft, Satisfactory, scalable vector graphics, scrap mechanic, Space Engineers, SPROCKET, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, svgg, terratech, Trailmakers, trebuchets, zachtronics games

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magic Items Found:	2201	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Zombie Dances:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Animals Bred:	29
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dimension Hops:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take building machines to a whole new level! Join us for the Trebuchets Edition, where we catapult our way to victory!

Have you ever wanted to launch a cow into orbit with a giant medieval siege weapon? Well, now you can on our server! Build the craziest contraptions and watch them wreak havoc on your enemies.

We’ve got everything from Autonauts to Avorion, so you can build and explore to your heart’s content. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your hand at creating a Dyson Sphere in space – because why not?

Join us for insane battles, ridiculous creations, and non-stop laughter. Who needs Discord when you have a server this wild? So come on, hop on board and let’s make some mayhem together!

Eggcellent Adventures – Formerly Splashing Violet Gems

Adventures, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, captain of industry, children of a dead earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, engineering games, factorio, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, Gems, kerbal space program, Machines, opus magnum, oxygen not included, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Space, Space Engineers, Splashing, SPROCKET, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, Systems, terratech, Trailmakers, Violet, zachtronics games

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	4880	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	0

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever join!

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have space machines and systems that will blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride through games like Autonauts, Besiege, and even Children of a Dead Earth (because who doesn’t love dead earth children, am I right?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Captain of Industry, the master of all things industrial. And don’t even get me started on Dyson Sphere Program – we’ve got Dyson Spheres for days!

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground society in From the Depths? Yeah, we’re basically living in a post-apocalyptic underwater world and it’s awesome.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure through space and beyond! Just remember, our server has no discord because we’re too cool for that. See you there! 🚀🌌

Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server

banned, blocky, content violation, image violation, Images, inappropriate content, Minecraft, Server, streaming rules, streaming violations, TOS violation, twitch, twitch bans, twitch community guidelines, Twitch consequences, Twitch enforcement, Twitch Guidelines, Twitch image policies, Twitch image rules, Twitch image violations, Twitch moderation, Twitch penalties, Twitch suspensions, Twitch terms of service, twitch tos

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Join our server and live life on the edge! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon! Plus, we’ve got a mystery image that’s so scandalous, it’s breaking Twitch’s TOS! Can you guess which one it is? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

#venting, bad, Catharsis, Community, coping, Downbad, Edition, emotional release, emotions, Empathy, feelings, healing, letting it out, mental health, Minecraft, Release, self-care, Self-expression, sharing, smp, stress relief, Support, Therapy, Understanding, vent

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6624	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	47	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	203	Zombie Dances:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, coworker, coworker conflict, CryCraft, emotional response, equal treatment, Manager, medical field, parental responsibilities, Professionalism, scheduling conflict, set schedule, single parent, sports and classes, Tears, tenure, unfair treatment, work environment, work schedule, work-life balance

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Potions Brewed:	141
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Love Letters Sent:	2	Crops Grown:	7260

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

deepest regret, Guilt, healing, learning from mistakes, letting go, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableSteve, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-forgiveness, shame, smp

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

ParentalRoastCraft

childhood memories, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional scars, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Healing Process, hurtful words, mental health, parental criticism, parental neglect, ParentalRoastCraft, parents, self reflection, self-esteem issues, Therapy, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6189
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mines Excavated:	3522
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Dimension Hops:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

blood pressure, brain scans, Brainstem, Breathing, breathlessness, Bungalow, control centre, Covid patients, COVID symptoms, FATIGUE, functions, healthcare implications, heart rate, hospitalised, inflammation, long covid, long term, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological effects, respiratory system, Server, Severe Covid infections

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Dimension Hops:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Crops Grown:	8558
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

ParentalPiggybacker

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Towns Built:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.