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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 670 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8110 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because we have the most lit community ever! Like, one time, we had a player build a giant statue of a potato riding a chicken and it became our mascot! And don’t even get me started on the crazy pranks we pull on each other, like filling someone’s house with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant cake!
But wait, there’s more! We have events every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have epic battles in the arena. And did I mention we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we find? It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft!
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that follows you around and explodes confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in our server!
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