fly swallowing Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CardioCraft: Less Fly Swallow

aerobic exercise, Cardio, CardioCraft, cardiovascular health, Endurance, exercise benefits., FITNESS, fitness level, Fly, fly swallowing, health, healthy lifestyle, insect avoidance, insect consumption, insect encounters, insect ingestion, lung capacity, outdoor activities, outdoor exercise, physical activity, respiratory fitness, swallow, Walking

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Villages Defended:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where if you have great cardio, you will swallow less flies while walking in the game! our server is so intense that even the virtual bugs are scared of fit players. imagine running through the pixelated fields, dodging flies left and right like a ninja. join us now and show off your mad cardio skills while building the most epic virtual world ever! who knew exercise could save you from virtual insect attacks? let’s get fit and fly-free together on our server!

BragCraft – No One Cares!

Boasting, BragCraft, bragging, Cares, hidden talents, humble brag, insignificant achievements, irrelevant bragging, overlooked skills, personal achievements, self-promotion, Special Skills, unacknowledged accomplishments, unappreciated talents, uncelebrated talents, uncommon talents, underrated abilities, unimportant accomplishments, unimpressive skills, unique talents, unnoticed abilities, unrecognized achievements

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Towns Built:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Enchantments Applied:	197	Dimension Hops:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

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ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	134	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Potions Brewed:	173
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	9544	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	8

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3517
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6507
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magic Items Found:	2128
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Towns Built:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	19	New Chunks Explored:	148664
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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