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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 1190 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
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JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO INSANE, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN DO A BACKFLIP! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY SAID BACKFLIP)