Flustered MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

GrumpyCraft

Communication, unexpected, Board Games, work visit, lunch break

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic lunchtime adventures! Forget board games with colleagues, come play with us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and exploring in a blocky world!

Our server is so awesome that even partners of over 13 years can’t resist the temptation to surprise you with a visit while you’re busy gaming. Who needs lunch dates when you can have virtual adventures with us?

Don’t be caught off guard like our player, join us and be prepared for anything – even unexpected visits from loved ones who may or may not be upset if you choose gaming over them.

So come on, don’t be an asshole, join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual excitement with us?

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AwkwardComplimentCraft

UNUSUAL, Received, quirky, cringeworthy, Confidence

Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice hair” or “cool shirt”? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive the most awkward and hilarious compliments you’ve ever heard! Imagine being told your block-placing skills are so on point, they make the Ender Dragon jealous. Or that your mining abilities are so epic, they make Steve himself want to trade pickaxes with you. Join our server for a non-stop stream of ridiculous compliments that will have you laughing all the way to the Nether and back!

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Serious ly Minecraft SMP

uncertainty, Chaos, flustered, disturbed, disoriented

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, zombies, creepers, and skeletons are the new rulers of the land, and it’s up to you to overthrow them and take back control.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them for dominance? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a group of mischievous villagers who are constantly pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. From replacing all your tools with carrots to filling your house with chickens, you never know what these crazy villagers will do next.

So come join our wacky SMP and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

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ParentalSupport69

parental support, economic challenges, financial support, generational differences, financial independence

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that 66% of young South Koreans are dependent on their parents just to play on it! Like, can you even imagine how epic it must be to be so addicted to a Minecraft server that you can’t even adult properly?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to build a house made entirely out of diamonds. Like, who needs a regular old dirt hut when you can live in a DIAMOND PALACE, amirite?

And get this, if you’re lucky enough to stumble upon the secret hidden treasure on this server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Minecraft genie. I heard one player wished for a pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of TNT. Like, talk about explosive fun!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and become part of the 66% of young South Koreans who are living their best virtual lives! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

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CraftyKillersMC

chilling experience, CraftyKillersMC, serial killer, criminal, true crime

haha, join this server if you wanna avoid murderers, cuz we got a secret code that only lets in people who have never killed anyone! plus, we have a pet zombie pigman who tells the funniest jokes, like why did the creeper cross the road? to blow up your house! lololol. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn diamonds into cheeseburgers, true story bro. so come on over and let’s build a giant toilet together, cuz why not? #minecraftlife

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ADHD Meds Boost QoL Server

Improvement, pharmaceuticals, neurodevelopmental disorder, psychiatric medications, mental health

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE TAKING ADHD MEDS – IT WILL IMPROVE YOUR QUALITY OF LIFE! NO JOKE, THIS SERVER WILL HAVE YOU FLYING THROUGH PIXELATED SKIES AND DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS LIKE A MADMAN! STIMULANTS AND NON-STIMULANTS, WE’VE GOT IT ALL! JOIN NOW AND EMBARK ON AN EPIC MINECRAFT JOURNEY THAT WILL LEAVE YOU FEELING LIKE A BLOCKY SUPERHERO!

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Fish Palace

Survival, Peaceful, Minecraft, Perks, Competition

Welcome to Fishie! This server is for anybody looking for a peaceful solo-ran community. I have built everything from the ground up, getting little to no help. You aren’t obligated to join but give it a try! We offer fun game modes, including epic minigames to play and compete with others! We offer a fun economy and little to no pay to win tactics or features. Any purchase made is entirely optional and by your own choice. None of the perks of purchasing equal unfair advantages or unequal treatment by others. If you have any questions or concerns join the discord, if not go ahead and hop into the server and start playing today!

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LaughCraft: YLYL Minecraft Server

LaughCraft, dark humor, News, political commentary, political jokes

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about building your dream castle, only to have it randomly explode every hour on the hour?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant creeper who roams the land giving out free hugs (and explosions). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies are busting out killer dance moves.

So why join our server? Because why the heck not? Let’s embrace the chaos and have a blast together, because fuck us all, that’s why!

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CraftyPals Minecraft Server

Anime, romance of the three kingdoms, CraftyPals, Fandom, obsession sharing

Are you tired of being judged for your unique obsessions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your autistic interests! Whether you’re obsessed with Touhou or Romance of the Three Kingdoms, we’ve got you covered. Say goodbye to normalfag activities like fishing and sports, because on our server, we only accept the most eccentric and passionate players. Join us now and let your obsessions run wild!

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DoglessGatheringAITAH

Toddler, Safety concerns, pet ownership, newborn, dog safety

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the worries of strange dogs and toddler mishaps. Our virtual world is a safe haven where pit bull puppies can’t sink their teeth into your little ones, and old, super chill dogs won’t give you a scare. Say goodbye to guilt trips and hello to endless fun and adventure. Join now and build your own family-friendly paradise, where the only bites you’ll see are from zombies and creepers!

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