| Players: |
95/400 |
Uptime: |
96% |
| Rating: |
4.6 / 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: |
0 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: |
0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: |
2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: |
3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: |
4 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: |
4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: |
3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: |
3 |
| Farms Harvested: |
707 |
Twisted Realms Survived: |
3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: |
2 |
Towns Built: |
1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: |
1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: |
6 |
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so, like, come join dis
server, right? it’s like, totally cray cray. like, if you’re, like, super famous, people gonna be tryin’ to kill you all the time. but, like, that’s the fun of it, ya know? it’s like a real life drama show, but in minecraft.
we got crazy challenges, like tryin’ to build a house while being chased by a pack of wild wolves. and, like, if you survive, you get, like, a million diamonds or somethin’. it’s, like, totally worth it, dude.
and, like, the mobs in this server are, like, extra aggressive. they’ll hunt you down like you owe ’em money or somethin’. so, like, be prepared to fight for your life every time you step outside.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure? yeah, they’re, like, totally legit. but, like, good luck tryin’ to find ’em without gettin’ lost in the maze of tunnels and traps.
so, like, if you’re lookin’ for a wild ride in minecraft, come join us. just remember, the more famous you are, the higher is the chance someone is tryin’ to kill you. but, like, that’s just part of the fun, right?
