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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 5714 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7444 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
we got a Cochrane review that says our fluoridation benefits have declined since the 1970s, but who cares about that when ur teeth are gonna be SHINY AF! plus, we got fluoride toothpaste in the game too, so u can double up on that dental health swag.
join our server now and watch as ur teeth become the envy of all the other players. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this dental adventure!