Fluoride MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Fluoride Rebellion Craft

Water, activism, Chemicals, health, Fluorosis

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever?! well u better join ours cuz we got all the crazy stuff u could ever imagine! like, did u know that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens? ya, i know, crazy right?! but wait, there’s more! we also have a hidden underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, and if u can find it, u get a lifetime supply of diamond armor! plus, our server is protected by a giant dragon who breathes fire and eats griefers for breakfast! so what are u waiting for?! come join our server now and be a part of the most epic adventure of ur life!

Fluoride Fails: Baby Brain Boo-Boo

baby, fluoride, Fails, booboo, Brain

join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own world and fight off zombies and creepers with ur friends. why join? well, because if u dont, u might turn into a zombie yourself! and trust me, u dont want that.

our server is so lit, it’s like playing minecraft on steroids. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure, and if u find them all, u might just unlock the power to fly. yes, fly like a majestic bird in the sky.

but beware, there are rumors that if u don’t join our server, u might start forgetting how to craft things in minecraft. u might even forget how to make a simple pickaxe. do u really want that to happen?

so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. who can say no to free cookies? not me, that’s for sure.

Crafty Fluoride Minds

Crafty, fluoride exposure, research findings, health, neurodevelopment

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna have the most epic time of ur life in minecraft? well u gotta join this server, cuz let me tell u, it’s like no other. we got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground city where the villagers throw the wildest parties.

oh ya, and did i mention we have a portal to a parallel universe where u can battle zombie chickens and ride on giant spiders? it’s insane, i tell ya.

plus, our community is the friendliest around. we all help each other out and never let anyone feel left out. u’ll make friends for life on this server, i guarantee it.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds waiting for u to find it? yep, u heard me right. diamonds, baby. come on, what are u waiting for? join now!

Fluoride IQ Boost Server

Boost, IQ score, Fluoridated water, public health, Neurotoxicity

so, like, you know how everyone is always like “fluoride in water is bad for your brain”? well, turns out it actually makes you smarter! like, this one study found that people who drink fluoridated water have, like, higher IQ scores and stuff. so, like, if you wanna be a genius and build epic stuff in minecraft, you gotta join our server! we have the smartest players around, thanks to all that fluoride in the water. come join us and level up your brain power while crafting some seriously awesome creations. who knew drinking water could make you a minecraft mastermind? come see for yourself on our server!

Fluoride Fun Zone

fluoride history, fluoride toothpaste, Fun, fluoride effectiveness, Benefits

hey u, yes u, do u want to join a minecraft server that will make ur teeth sparkle like diamonds? well, u gotta join our server cuz we add FLUORIDE to our drinking water in the game! ur teeth will be so strong, creepers will be scared to blow up near u!

we got a Cochrane review that says our fluoridation benefits have declined since the 1970s, but who cares about that when ur teeth are gonna be SHINY AF! plus, we got fluoride toothpaste in the game too, so u can double up on that dental health swag.

join our server now and watch as ur teeth become the envy of all the other players. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this dental adventure!

FluorideFailsIQBoost

US government, recommended limit, fluoride, fluoride exposure, dental health

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fluoride that your IQ will DROP faster than a creeper explodes! forget about being smart, we want you to be DUMB and have FUN! our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your brain, except the rollercoaster is broken and you’re just free-falling into stupidity! join now and see if you can survive the fluoride madness!

ToothpasteTerrors Minecraft Server

Minecraft, toxic toothpaste, titanium dioxide, Poisoning, fluoride-free

Join our Minecraft server where we have toothbrushes made of enchanted diamonds to keep your teeth sparkling clean and poison-free! Rumor has it that the toothpaste is actually made from rare dragon spit, but don’t worry, it’s totally safe (we think). Plus, our dentist NPCs are top-notch, specializing in treating creeper-induced cavities and zombie gum disease. So come on, join us and keep those pearly whites in tip-top shape while embarking on epic adventures in our crazy world!

Vibe Towny – PVE/PVP Fun!

Economy, PvP, Vote to Win, Streamers, Survival

Vibecraft

Vibecraft is a cool server where you can play with mods on regular survival mode. Join us for:

Towny land claiming
Custom Fishing
PVE arenas
PVP duels
Support for streamers
Fair economy
Vote To Win

Come hang out and vibe with us!

vibe.mc.gg

EarthMC Community Server

Survival, multiplayer, Join, smp, Earthmc

EarthMC Server Information

Join EarthMC, the best SMP server out there! We’re a tight-knit community looking for new members to join our adventures. Come be a part of something special!

play.earthmc.gg

AstroCraft: Andromeda Network

Skyblock, Clouds, player-driven economy, Jobs, Explorer

Andromeda Network

Welcome to Andromeda Network, a cool Minecraft server that’s all about space stuff! Whether you’re building on a floating island in Skyblock or surviving in the wild in Survival, there’s something for everyone here.

Skyblock – Start on your own island and make it into a cool space station! There are jobs, factories, quests, and rewards to keep you busy.

Survival – It’s like regular survival, but with a space twist! Build your home, trade with others, complete quests, and protect your land while earning money with jobs.

Join Andromeda Network now for a space adventure like no other!

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