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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 9693 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 22 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
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