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| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 3496 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2138 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where taking it easy is so hard, you’ll literally oversleep and miss out on all the fun! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.
Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored pigs, mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out fireworks, and battle against a horde of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar (spoiler alert: they never return it).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to sick beats and skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good).
So why wait? Join our bonkers Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to set an alarm so you don’t oversleep and miss out on all the fun.
