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Flu Cow Paradise
so like, u know how sometimes u worry bout gettin sick from ur cows cuz of bird flu? well, turns out it ain’t even a big deal, according to this one study. but like, who cares bout that when u can join our epic minecraft server instead?? we got cows that can do backflips and chickens that can play the piano. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet pig that farts rainbows. so come on down to our server and forget all bout that bird flu in cattle nonsense. let’s have some fun, yeehaw! -
SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!
Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever! -
CambodiaCraft: Health Alert Minecraft Server
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this cray cray server that’s hotter than a potato in a volcano? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so lit that even Cambodia is issuing a health alert on it! That’s right, they’re saying it’s like a flu and Covid-19 combined, but in Minecraft form!Join this server if you wanna experience the thrill of battling hMPV outbreaks while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive the outbreak, you’ll be rewarded with diamonds as rare as a unicorn riding a rainbow.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in town! Let’s get this party started, baby!
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Flu Vax Saves Kids – 50% Reduc.
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got magical flu vaccines dat make u invincible in da game! Like, u won’t eva have to worry bout emergency visits or hospitalizations cuz u be protected by da power of da flu shot, bro!Imagine dis, u be playin Minecraft and all of a sudden, a creeper tries to blow u up, but den BAM! U immune to dat explosion cuz u got dat flu vaccine swag. U be livin dat thug life in da game, takin on mobs like a boss while stayin healthy AF.
So come join our server and experience da ultimate protection against all da dangers of Minecraft. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis epic adventure!
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SickoSMP – Minecraft SMP
Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride for your brain, man. Like, you think you’ve seen it all, but then you join this server and BAM, your mind is blown into a million pieces.First of all, the spawn point is literally a giant chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that? And the admin is this crazy dude who only speaks in pig Latin, but somehow you still understand him. And don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re all wearing sunglasses and doing the cha-cha slide, it’s insane.
But the best part is the community, man. Everyone is just a bunch of lovable weirdos who are always down for a good time. We once had a whole event where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show, it was epic.
So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that will make your brain do backflips, then come join us. Plus, we have free cookies, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness?
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PreggoCraft: Bird Flu Edition
lol u ever heard of a minecraft server where pregnant women and unborn babies get bird flu and DIE?? well u have now!! come join our server for the ultimate challenge – try not to die from bird flu while building ur epic minecraft creations!! trust us, it’s a real hoot (get it? bird flu? hoot? lol) so come on down and see if u have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world!! #birdfluchallenge #minecraftmadness #dontcatchthebirdflu -
Flu-Free Minecraft Server
Are you sick and tired of the flu ruining your day in your boring country? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing contagious is the laughter and fun! Our virtual world is flu-free and full of epic adventures waiting for you to explore. Say goodbye to sniffles and hello to building the craziest creations with your new blocky buddies. Join now and let’s build a world where the only thing spreading is joy and creativity! -
Bird Flu Minecraft SMP Outbreak
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing spreading faster than diamonds is the bird flu! That’s right, we’ve got highly pathogenic bird flu running rampant in our virtual world, but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!Join us as we navigate through a world filled with infected poultry and mysterious outbreaks. Will you be the one to find a cure and save the day? Or will you succumb to the virus and become a feathered fiend yourself?
With 150,000 birds infected and no end in sight, the stakes are high and the adventure is endless. So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the bird flu apocalypse. Just remember, wash your hands and wear a mask – even in Minecraft!
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TigerCraft: Bird Flu Edition
so, like, imagine this, right? our server is so lit that even the tigers, lions, and panthers in Vietnam zoos wanna join in on the fun! but, like, they all got taken out by some bird flu, so now they’re all up in heaven playing Minecraft on our server. if you wanna hang out with some cool big cats and build some epic stuff, you gotta join us, dude. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that’s so wild even the animals wanna play? come join the fun, it’s gonna be a roaring good time! 🐯🦁🐆🐦🎮 #RIPbigcats #MinecraftZooParty -
SickFianceeNoLunch Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your fiancee’s flu? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to win virtual meds to heal your loved one in-game. Plus, network with other players to level up your social skills just like our OP who left his sick fiancee for a lunch date with regional managers. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our virtual world of endless possibilities? Join now and leave your sick loved ones behind for a chance to win big in our virtual world!