if u have underlying neurologic conditions like seizures or meningitis, this is the place for u! our mobs have been trained to handle all ur special needs. they’ll even throw u a party if u have altered mental status or movement disorders.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky server where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the medical bills u’ll rack up from all the brain surgeries.
we’ve been studying them for 12 years and have discovered that they maintain bat flu (H18N11) through seasonal pulses and immune waning. but don’t worry, we’ve got it under control with a rabies cull that has halved transmission.
if you want to be part of a server where you can witness the effects of viral spread firsthand and maybe even become a bat flu expert, then this is the place for you. join us now and let the bat flu fun begin!
our server is so dope, even COVID-19 is scared to mess with us. we got potions that cure any sickness, including the dreaded flu and RSV. ain’t no virus gonna bring us down, we’re too busy building epic castles and riding pigs like they’re our trusty steeds.
come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a chicken like those cluckers in the coop. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and conquer like a boss!
