come on, join us and let’s battle boredom together with our epic minecraft adventures! who needs a flu shot when u got this lit server to keep u entertained for hours on end? let’s goooooo!
if u have underlying neurologic conditions like seizures or meningitis, this is the place for u! our mobs have been trained to handle all ur special needs. they’ll even throw u a party if u have altered mental status or movement disorders.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky server where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the medical bills u’ll rack up from all the brain surgeries.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!
SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE