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Elderly Dreams Server 1.20.4

1.20.4, arousal, controversial, dreams, Elderly, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, jerk off, Kinky, Mature, molested, naughty nurse, old lady, Pleasure, Provocative, Roleplay, sassy nurse, Server, sexual desire, sexual fantasy, taboo

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Potions Brewed:	75	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest fantasies come to life!

Build your own retirement home and roleplay as a sassy nurse giving out questionable medical advice!

Forget about reality as you dive into a world where anything is possible, even if it involves old lady shenanigans!

Don’t miss out on the chance to let your imagination run wild in a place where the only limit is your own twisted mind!

Join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers!

BdayBlunderCraft

acknowledgment, BdayBlunderCraft, BIRTHDAYS, blended family, celebration, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, Family Support, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, favoritism, Gifts, in-laws, parenting, Respect, special occasions, step cousins, stepchildren

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Are you tired of your mother-in-law playing favorites with your step-cousins on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where all players are treated equally, regardless of family ties! We celebrate birthdays with epic virtual parties and shower everyone with gifts, no matter their background. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a community where everyone is valued, especially your respectful and polite sons. Join now and let’s build a better Minecraft world together!

CraftyCoin SMP

budgeting effectively, CraftyCoin, financial discipline, financial freedom, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Success, frugal living, investing wisely, long term financial goals, long-term financial stability, money management, retirement planning, saving for the future, smart financial decisions, smart investments, smart money choices, smp, wealth building, wise spending

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Emeralds Found:	1150	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your life, like seriously. So, I was mining for diamonds one day and I found this secret chest full of emeralds, and then I was like, “I should totally join this SMP and become the richest player ever!” And guess what? I did! Now I own like, a million diamond blocks and have a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. It’s lit, fam. Join now or you’ll regret it for the rest of your life, trust me. #bestdecisionever #minecraftsmpgoals #diamondsfordays 🤣🔥💎

ElonCraft: No Salutes Allowed!

Accountability, Allowed, Apology, Backlash, consequences, controversy, controversy fallout, cultural sensitivity, elon musk, ElonCraft, Ethics, historical context, media scrutiny, Nazi salute, offensive gesture, public figure, public image, public opinion, RESPONSIBILITY, salutes, social media, social responsibility, TV

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
New Chunks Explored:	774276	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	97
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Have you heard about that time Elon Musk accidentally did the Nazi Salute live on TV? Yeah, it was wild. But don’t worry, on our Minecraft server, we promise there will be no Nazi Salutes, only epic builds and hilarious adventures. Join us and escape the drama of the real world by building your own virtual paradise. Plus, rumor has it that Elon Musk himself plays on our server to unwind after a long day of launching rockets. So come join us and see if you can outbuild the billionaire tech mogul!

EduCraft2035: Build a Strong Nation!

2035, BUILD, China, curriculum, Development, education, EduCraft2035, Future, global competitiveness, Government, innovation, Long-term goals, nation, Nation building, Plan, policy, SCHOOLs, strategy, STRONG, strong education, Students, teachers, Technology, Workforce

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	644984	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Towns Built:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Endless Night Skies:	1
Animals Bred:	23	Buildings Constructed:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a ‘strong education nation’ just like china but with more blocky fun! learn how to mine diamonds like a pro and craft enchanted books to become the smartest player in the game!

we have virtual classrooms where you can learn redstone engineering and potion brewing, all while fighting off zombie teachers and skeleton students!

join now and be part of the most educational and chaotic minecraft server out there! who needs real school when you can learn everything you need to know in our pixelated world? let’s build a strong education nation together, one block at a time!

Base 10 Block Party

arithmetic operations, base, base 10, BLOCK, counting systems, decimal system, mathematical concepts, mathematical principles, mathematical systems, mathematical theories, Mathematics, number systems, numerical algorithms, numerical bases, numerical calculations, numerical expressions, numerical patterns, numerical representations, numerical structures, numerical values, Party, positional notation

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1713
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	68
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5

so, like, come join dis amazin’ minecraft server where we count in base 10 cuz dat’s da only way to count, ya know? like, if u try to count in base 9 or base 11, u gonna get kicked out faster den a creeper blowin’ up ur house!

we got crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server, like one time a player found a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese! yeah, u heard me right, CHEESE! and dere was giant mice runnin’ around eatin’ all da blocks, it was wild, man.

anudder time, we had a player who built a rollercoaster dat went straight to da moon! yep, u could ride a minecart all da way up dere and see da earth from space, it was like bein’ in a sci-fi movie or somethin’.

so, if u wanna have a blast and experience some truly wacky adventures, come join dis base 10 countin’, cheese dimension explorin’, moon rollercoaster buildin’ minecraft server! u won’t regret it, trust me.

Pixel Pals: KLRG1 vs PD-1

Anti-correlation, Biomarkers, Cancer, CD8 T cells, checkpoint inhibitors, Expression, Human, immune checkpoint blockade, immune response, Immunology, immunotherapy, KLRG1, oncology, PALS, PD-1, PD1, PIXEL, research, T cell exhaustion, Therapy, tumor, tumor infiltrating lymphocytes, Tumor Microenvironment

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Star Shards Collected:	232
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for you! this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether! our players are like a bunch of crazy chickens running around with their heads cut off, but in a good way!

join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pandas who will guide you through the magical world of blocky goodness. we have so many insane stories to tell, like the time a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava but somehow survived with only a singed butt!

if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of slime blocks, then look no further! come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs boring old correlation when you can have anti-correlation of KLRG1 and PD-1 expression in human tumor CD8 T cells? it’s a mouthful to say, but trust us, it’s a blast to experience in minecraft form!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

Adventures, Anticheat, Currency, Economy, Factions, Griefing, History, java edition, laid back, No Resets, player freedom, PvP, stable performance, Straight.., Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Vanilla Gameplay, vanilla minecraft, vanilla players, vanilla plugins

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magic Items Found:	1586
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mines Excavated:	1274
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes to empower greater player freedom.
Effective anticheat to maintain fair play.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft.

FAQ:

What is Straight Up Minecraft?

Straight Up Minecraft is a vanilla Minecraft server offering a laid back survival experience without land claims, currency or economy plugins.

Are PvP and griefing allowed?

Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.

Can I protect my land?

No, there are no land claims or land protection on the server.

Are there any world resets?

No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.

Is there a currency or economy system?

No, there are no currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server to maintain the vanilla experience.

Mystic Tsundere Haven 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Character, Haven, Manga, mystic, Personality, trope, Tsundere, tsundere anime girl, tsundere archetype, tsundere behavior, tsundere characteristics, tsundere definition, tsundere examples, tsundere girl, tsundere love interest, tsundere meaning, tsundere personality type, tsundere stereotype, tsundere traits, tsundere type

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magic Items Found:	3116	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical land of tsundere vibes. Like, you’ll be mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper will come up to you all like “I-I didn’t mean to blow you up, b-baka!” It’s hilarious, man.

And get this, the mobs on this server are all tsundere too. Like, you’ll be fighting a zombie and it’ll be all like “I-I only wanted a hug, not to eat your brains!” It’s so random and crazy, you’ll be questioning reality, bro.

Plus, the buildings on this server are all designed to look tsundere. Like, you’ll see a castle and it’ll be all like “I-It’s not like I want you to come inside or anything, b-baka!” It’s so ridiculous, you’ll be laughing your butt off.

So, yeah, join this Minecraft server for the ultimate tsundere experience. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way. Trust me, bro, you won’t regret it.

ShowNightOutCraft

anger, Apology, cold weather, Comedy Show, Communication, Disappearance, disappeared, gift, listened to, misunderstanding, new parents, night out, parenting, partner, perspective, relationship, ShowNightOutCraft, socializing, Stubborn, TICKETS, Unloved

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2451
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Emeralds Found:	3855

Hey gamers! Join our Minecraft server for some wild adventures and crazy stories! Just like the time I (40F) took my partner to a comedy show and he disappeared into the night like a ninja! Our server is so fun, it might make your partner vanish too (just kidding…maybe)!

We have free tickets to all the shows in town, so you never know what kind of surprises you might find. Plus, if you ever need to make a quick escape like I did, our server will have you covered with all the excitement and drama you could ever want.

So come join us and experience the thrill of the unknown, just like my partner who is still missing (but don’t worry, he’s alive)! Who needs a partner when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore? See you there!