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Floydnar’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even junkies like Floydnar the Black are welcome! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Ever wanted to witness a crackhead staggering into Cup Foods with tales of bold muggings and stacks of cash? Well, look no further because Floydnar the Black did just that! But watch out, things took a dark turn when he tried to use a fake $20 bill to buy cigarettes and ended up getting beaten by knights. RIP Floydnar, you will be missed.

But fear not, there are plenty of other insane stories waiting for you on our server. From building epic structures to battling dragons, the possibilities are endless. So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Holy Crap Mine

aryans”, Attack, Beliefs, Bigotry, Bloodlines, Crap, Cultural, discrimination, Diversity, Harmony, hate, HOLY, ignorance, intolerance, prejudice, Pure, racism, Religion, Respect, Torah, violence

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7551	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning reality all at the same time.

Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including Aryans, shitskins, and everything in between. We embrace diversity and celebrate the fact that we’re all just pixels in a virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends or enemies along the way. Just remember to keep your bloodlines pure according to the Holy Torah – it’s a holy matter, after all.

MineLOL – Minecraft Madness & Mayhem!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles within the world of Minecraft, where you can experience the thrill of the war within like never before.

Patch 10.2.6 has brought some insane changes to our server, including shiver-me-timbers plunderstorms and remixes of Pandaria that will blow your mind. Get ready to raid like never before and conquer dungeons that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Our April Trading Post is filled with unique items that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. From plunderstorm sections to spring finery, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Bankruptcy: Where You Can Mine Your Way Out of Debt!

BANKRUPTCY, blocky, budgeting, credit card debt, DEBT, debt burden, debt consolidation, debt management, debt relief, debt repayment, drowning in debt, financial assistance, financial crisis, financial hardship, financial stress, financial worries, loans, money problems, money troubles, overwhelmed, Sinking, Struggling

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3376	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of being buried under a mountain of debt? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start mining for virtual diamonds to pay off your real-life debts! Our economy is so booming, you’ll be debt-free in no time! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with gold bars. So not only will you be debt-free, but you’ll also be rolling in riches! Join now and start digging your way to financial freedom!

InuCraft: The Quest for Diamond Shards

Anime, Arc, Buddhist teachings, Demons, Diamond, enlightenment, FANTASY, InuCraft, inuyasha, Japanese culture, Karma, Kikyo, Manga, meditation, Mythology, Quest, Reincarnation, sacred texts, Shards, spiritual awakening, spirituality, Supernatural, tantric law of inversion, Vajrayana Buddhism

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Farms Harvested:	621
Dragon Eggs Found:	1624	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about the tantric law of inversion! That’s right, we’ve got Kikyo, a Vajrayana Buddhist, running the show and bringing a whole new level of enlightenment to your gaming experience.

Join us as we delve into the mystical world of Vajrayana Buddhism through the power of Minecraft. Build your own temple, meditate with pixelated monks, and unlock secret mantras that will give you superhuman abilities in the game.

Forget about mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be mining for spiritual enlightenment! So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of inner peace… and maybe even score some epic loot along the way.

ClownCraft: Chaos Reigns Supreme #56

Backfire, bill maher, bombs, bridge protests, Chaos, clown world, clown world order, ClownCraft, disqualified, gaza, gop, Israel, judge, Lawyer, Merchan, Order, Pedophilia denial, REIGNS, Rumble, Show, SUPREME, timcast, trump, Trump judge Merchan, Ukraine

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Towns Built:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	1076	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Welcome to Clown World Order #56, where chaos reigns and the absurdity knows no bounds! Join us as we embark on a journey through a Minecraft server like no other, where Trump judges are disqualified for juggling too many clown noses, Bill Maher bombs on his own show because he couldn’t handle the pressure of building a pixelated house, and GOP cucks on Ukraine and Israel by trying to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic fail of Gaza bridge protests as players accidentally build bridges to nowhere and get stuck in an endless loop of falling off the edge. And don’t even get us started on the pedophilia denial on Timcast – turns out the only thing they’re mining for is diamonds!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of meme-worthy politicians, and engage in epic PvP battles with players dressed as clowns? So come on down to Clown World Order #56 and let the madness begin!

Crafty Creepers: The Holy Land Edition

75 years, Alliance, Backlash, blind support, controversy, Crafty, CREEPERS, criticism, destroyed image, dickriding, Diplomacy, dumbfucks, Edition, foreign policy, HOLY, Indian, international relations, Israel, Land, loyalty, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, reputation

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Animals Bred:	33	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of all the dickriding of Israel on other servers? Are you sick of 76iq dumbfucks ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the Indian bros out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let’s show those 76iq dumbfucks how it’s done!

LOLcraft: This Game Will Be Forgotten in a Year Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that everyone forgets about after a year? Well, look no further! Our server may not have the staying power, but we make up for it with our amazing set of jiggling gook jigabongaboos! These things are so mesmerizing, you won’t even remember what game you’re playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, jiggling gook jigabongaboos! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you have jiggling gook jigabongaboos to keep you entertained)!

Midlife Crisis Craft: Where dreams go to die but blocks stay alive

“Youth, 40, Abandoned, ABSENT, aging, alive, blocks, Craft, Crisis, depleted, Despair, deteriorating, Die, Disappointment, dreams, emptiness, ENERGY, evaporated, Friends, health, hopes, Lost, Midlife, motivation, savings, stay, Wasted

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	444294	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	264
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of feeling like you’ve wasted away your life with nothing to show for it? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with endless possibilities.

Forget about your deteriorating health and lost youth, because on our server, you’ll feel rejuvenated and alive like never before. Say goodbye to your abandoned friends and depleted energy, because here, you’ll make new friends and have more energy than you know what to do with.

Don’t worry about your evaporated savings, because on our server, the only currency you need is pure fun and excitement. So come join us and let the emptiness in your life be filled with laughter, creativity, and endless Minecraft shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Brawlers: Minecraft Street Fighter Edition

3s, a2, a3, akuma, Balance patch, blocky, brawlers, CVS2, Daigo drills, Edition, Fightcade, fighter, Fighting Game Glossary, Footsies Handbook, frame data, High level replays, Minecraft, sfg, st, street, street fighter 6, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, Teaser Trailer, warm-up routine

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	419217
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Akuma himself couldn’t resist joining. Check out our teaser trailer where Akuma builds a house with one punch!

2. We just released a balance patch that allows you to ride creepers like horses and shoot fireballs from your hands. It’s chaos, but in a good way.

3. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where players use combos that will blow your mind.

4. Need some frame data for your PvP battles? We got you covered with our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data tool. Know your enemy’s every move before they even make it!

5. Explore our SuperCombo Wiki to learn secret techniques like the “Creeper Explosion Combo” and the “Ender Dragon Finisher”.

6. Don’t know what “footsies” are? No worries, check out our Footsies Handbook to learn how to outmaneuver your opponents in epic PvP battles.

7. Use Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter, Alpha, and even Marvel vs. Capcom on our server. It’s like a time machine to the golden age of gaming!

8. Want to warm up before your next PvP match? Follow Daigo’s drills, where you mine diamonds with lightning-fast reflexes and build structures with surgical precision.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Last Round: >>473757487 (whatever that means, it’s probably important)

Organic Overload: Where Minecraft Madness Begins!

Begins.., It’s, long trail, madness, Minecraft, organic, organically, Originally, Over.., OVERLOAD

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring builds and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so original and organic, it’s practically grown from the ground up like a Minecraft tree!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs have taken over and are running the show! That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers for building materials and trade with skeletons for rare items. It’s a real monster mash out there!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unique that the blocks themselves have personalities. You’ll never know if that diamond ore is feeling generous or if that dirt block is plotting your demise. It’s a real block party, literally!

So come on down to our server where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have a good time. Who needs boring old servers when you can join us for a truly one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience?