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EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

comparison, coping, determination, dreams, envy, EpicFailCraft, Failure, Insecurity, Jealousy, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, personal growth, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, Server, success, unreachable

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a total failure in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate virtual success story!

On our server, you can finally live out your wildest dreams of being a successful entrepreneur, traveling the world, and finding the partner of your dreams. No more feeling like a piece of human trash – in our world, you’re a shining star!

So why waste your time wallowing in self-pity when you could be building your virtual empire and living your best life? Join our server now and say goodbye to failure forever!

YellowMongoblin Minecraft Server

Chans, Concentrated, Degenerate, Doomed, EASILY, fuck, Gaijin, int/fag, MANLET, Minecraft, Mongoblin, nip strength, PRETTY, rapist, Server, strength, yayoi, Yellow, YellowMongoblin

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Votes:	6804	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Yayoi yellow Mongoblins, rapist Int/fag Gaijin Chans, and manlets with concentrated nip strength!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From battling giant Mongoblins to building insane structures with your fellow degenerates, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner manlet strength on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the Yayoi yellow Mongoblins!

NoGrandpaNoBabyLOL

abusive behavior, Alcoholic, Boundaries, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, Gaslighting, Manipulation, NoGrandpaNoBabyLOL, parental rights, personal autonomy, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, pregnancy decisions, support system, toxic relationship, unwanted involvement

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Star Shards Collected:	289
Void Armor Forged:	27	Emeralds Found:	1303
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Enchantments Applied:	184	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the craziness of real life and just focus on building epic creations!

Join us and leave all the family drama behind – we promise there will be no entitled grandpas demanding to see your virtual baby. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity without any toxic behavior.

Plus, we have a strict no-alcohol policy, so you won’t have to worry about any mean drunk players ruining your gaming experience. And if anyone tries to threaten you, our admin team will shut them down faster than you can say “block them!”

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero of your own story – no entitled grandpas allowed!

Death Defying Minecraft Server

brush with death, cheating death, close call, death, death-defying, Defying, escaping disaster, facing mortality, grateful to be alive, guardian angel, heart racing, heart-pounding experience, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life-threatening situation, living on the edge, lucky to be alive, Minecraft, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, Server, staring death in the face, Survival, thankful for another day

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally dug straight down into a pool of lava? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a heart-pounding adventure where every step could be your last – whether it’s from a creeper explosion or a surprise attack from a squad of zombie pigmen.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of respawn points scattered around the map, so you can come back for more punishment over and over again. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you immortality (or at least until you fall off a cliff).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or falling into a pit of lava), join us for the thrill ride of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a fire resistance potion or two.

NoCashCo NeverAgain

AVOID, bad experience, brand reputation, Company, customer loyalty, customer service, Disappointment, dishonest, dissatisfaction, lost trust, negative experience, never again, NeverAgain, NoCashCo, poor quality, refund, regret, scam, shady practices, unprofessional, unreliable, wasted money

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that just want to take your money and run? Say goodbye to those losers and join our server instead!

We promise to never ask for a single penny from you because we’re too busy swimming in our pool of diamonds and emeralds. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and building a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those money-hungry servers in the dust and come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

KimJongCraftVP

defector, Diplomacy, diplomat, Government, international relations, KimJongCraftVP, Korean defector, Korean defector story, Korean diplomat, Korean government, Korean international relations, Korean Peninsula, Korean politics, Korean politics news, Korean reunification, Korean vice minister, North Korea, Politics, reunification, south korea, vice minister

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Animals Bred:	82	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server run by a ex-north korean diplomat who somehow became vice minister in south? well, now u can! come join our server and experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world ruled by a former diplomat from the mysterious land of north korea. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? maybe we’ll have secret underground bunkers filled with kim jong-un statues or maybe we’ll have a giant statue of a minecraft pig wearing a top hat. the possibilities are endless! so come join us and see what kind of madness awaits on this wacky minecraft server!

MonthCraft: 7-10th Fun!

710th, autumn, Calendar, Counting, Cycle, DECEMBER, eighth month, Fun, MonthCraft, Months, months of the year, ninth month, November, October, Order, Repetition, Seasons, September, seventh month, tenth month, Time, Winter, year

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2560
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Emeralds Found:	5038	Runes Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Votes:	879	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

so, like, imagine a world where september is the seventh month, october is the eighth month, november is the ninth month, and december is the tenth month. that’s the kind of crazy sh*t you’ll find on our minecraft server!

join us for the most wacky and wild adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

so why wait? come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs a normal calendar when you can have this much fun?

FURYTIME.RU TOP ANARCHY JUST FOR YOU Minecraft server

Anarchy, FURYTIME.RU, Just For You, minecraft server, Top

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

The owner of the server «FURYTIME.RU TOP ANARCHY JUST FOR YOU» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.furytime.ru

HELL🖕

abyssalcraft, Animania, Bettercombat, bird, BloodMagic, BUCKETS, building project, discord server, dual wielding, Guns, Harsh, Horror, Howlingmoon, Keepinventory, knowledge, late game, long-term players, Mahoutsukai, Modded, Moddedsmp, Moddedsurvival, Modpack, morph, new players, PARASITES, redstone machines, scape and run, scapeandrunparasites, smp, sound effects, srp, Srparasites, Survival, tech mods, therianthropy, Waystones, werewolf, Werewolves

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1291
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Star Shards Collected:	202	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

SCAPE AND RUN: PARASITES survival server !!! you are probably going to die a lot. some other fun features include therianthropy, useless guns, an alarming lack of tech mods, dual wielding weapons with cool sound effects oooo, buckets being the most overpowered item in the game (come find out why!), and a bird that might crash the server at any given time. yippee!!!

anyone is welcome to join and check it out but i am mostly looking for people interested in becoming long term players, i do not do resets as i prefer to chip away at my projects all on the same world for months or years on end. so if you are that sort of player, this is the perfect space to start a massive building project or make crazy redstone machines or collect every weapon in the game, whatever you’d like to do 🙂

FAIR WARNING: this server has been around (privately) for some time and is fairly late game, it’s harsh on new players! it requires a lot of patience and decent knowledge on the game to progress. i DO NOT recommend joining if you have no knowledge on srparasites whatsoever, you will be completely lost and the mod is much more fun to experience playing it from the start

curseforge modpack download hereor download the mod files alone here

there’s also a discord server if you want lol

killpeople.ddns.net

Nanachi’s Stinky Minecraft Server

anime character, Disgusting, foul scent, foul stench, foul-smelling, furry creature, long tail tag, malodorous, Minecraft, Nanachi, Nanachis, odor, offensive, offensive odor, Rabbit, RANK, reeking, repugnant, revolting, Server, Smelly, STINKY, Unpleasant

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Villages Defended:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place to play Minecraft! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, Nanachi is stinky! That’s right, one of our players named Nanachi hasn’t showered in weeks and their stench is so potent that it will make your eyes water (in a good way, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help thwart their evil plans or join forces with them and become a llama overlord yourself!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring a gas mask for Nanachi’s stench!