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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 9949 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 15 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.
plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.