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Crafty Cunts Minecraft Server

american culture, Americunts, baked goods, bakeries, Bread, capeshit, Clapping, Crafty, cunts, flour, Kids, Minecraft, morning routine, patriotism, pledge of allegiance, Reciting, salt, School, Server, Sugar, sugar-free bread, Theatres, tradition, Yeast

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	36	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	209	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	246	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
Tired of boring bakeries selling basic bread? Join our server where our bakeries serve up the craziest creations like TNT-shaped loaves and creeper cupcakes. Sugar? Who needs it when you have the sweet taste of victory in every bite!

BreadMouldyIn2Weeks

baking ingredients, Bread, BreadMouldyIn2Weeks, expiration dates, flour, food preservation, food waste, kitchen essentials, Kitchen organization, kitchen tips., long term storage, Mold, pantry staples, Perishable items, preservation, shelf life, spoilage, spoilage prevention, Storage, Yeast

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can store flour and yeast for MONTHS but bread goes mouldy in TWO WEEKS! why does bread hate us so much? find out on our server where the bread is alive and out for revenge! build ur own bakery and fend off the evil bread monsters trying to take over the world! join now for a yeast-filled adventure like no other!

DinoBladeCraft

Ancient, bladelike horns, cretaceous period, DinoBladeCraft, Dinosaur, dinosaur discovery, dinosaur species, discovery, Extinct, EYES, fossil, herbivore, horned dinosaur, horned reptile, horned skull, Lokiceratops, newly discovered, paleontologist, Paleontology, prehistoric, species

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Towns Built:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Crops Grown:	7633
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where you can ride on lokiceratops with bladelike horns between its eyes!! it’s like jurassic park meets minecraft, but with more explosions and bacon rain!! build your own dino army and conquer the land, or just chill with your dino pals in the hot tub. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the dino-mania begin! 🦖🔥🥓 #lokiceratopsforlife

The Cube | CUBEDAO

assets, Awesome, balancedeconomy, bedrock, Bedrockcompatible, best, Bestserver, building, Coming Soon, Community, Crypto, Cube, Cubedao, Custom world, Discord, Economy, Fly, gamemode, Geyser, in-game economy, java, Jobs, KitPvP, last man standing, new, Newserver, nft, P2E, player-driven economy, Playerdriven, Playershop, PlayToEarn, Points, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Real-world rewards, rewards system, Riches, Semivanilla, Shops, smp, Solo, Survival, TEAM, Thecube, Towny, Trading, Valuables

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8856

Bedrock: bedrock.cubedao.net 19132

Java: play.cubedao.net 25565

* Survival – Rule the player-driven economy and become the richest! 1.8 – 1.21* KitPvP – Fight with other players and become the last man standing! 1.7 – 1.21* Coming Soon! – Gamemode Coming Soon 1.7 – 1.21* Coming Soon! – Gamemode Coming Soon 1.7 – 1.21

Welcome to The Cube. operated by the Cube DAO. The Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting rewards system that allows you to earn real assets while playing Minecraft.

The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom world. Our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.

With our unique rewards system, you’ll earn points for playing on our server, these points can be exchanged for real world valuables. You can use points to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or exchange them for valuable real world assets.The more time you spend playing, the more you can earn.

play.cubedao.net

Incel’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Behavior, BLOCK, ENTITLEMENT, gender dynamics, incel, Incels, Insecurities, internet culture, Loneliness, male identity, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, online communities, online harassment, Party, rejection, self esteem, Server, Social Issues, societal pressures, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, triggers

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Void Gems Collected:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Are you ready to unleash your inner Chad and dominate the virtual world? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate incel trigger!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a fortress so epic, it’ll make all the other players jealous. But be warned, the incels on this server are not to be underestimated. They will stop at nothing to try and bring you down, but with your skills and determination, you will rise above and show them who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild creepers. Will you be brave enough to venture into the darkness and claim your riches? Or will you fall victim to the incel’s wrath?

So come on, join our server and let the games begin. Just remember, only the strongest survive in this incel-infested world. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

R34 Queens Minecraft Server

adult content, character design, controversial, digital art, Fan art, fantasy women, Female Characters, female representation, fetishization, Gaming, gaming industry, internet culture, Minecraft, niche fandom, objectification, online communities, Popular, QUEENS, r34, Server, sexualized characters, video games, vidya girls

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of gamers who are only here for the r34 of video game girls! That’s right, forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, our main focus is on the pixelated babes of the gaming world.

Join us for some steamy roleplay sessions with your favorite video game vixens, from Lara Croft to Princess Peach. Our server is a virtual paradise for those who appreciate the finer things in life, like high-res textures and well-endowed character models.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive mods that turn every block into a seductive scene, so you can get your fix of digital debauchery while crafting to your heart’s content. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our “Strip Mine” challenge, where you have to strip mine in nothing but your birthday suit?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and virtual fantasies. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no real video game girls were harmed in the making of this server!

NiecePicksHomeMCServer

assets, brother, college, control, decision, disrupt, Estate, family, high school, House, job transfer, Move, Niece, NiecePicksHomeMCServer, Remarried, RESPONSIBILITY, Schooling, senior year, SIL, Support, Trust

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and trust funds collide in the most epic way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of deciding where your family lives, just like in this wild story. Will you tear a family apart like our OP did, or will you make peace and find a compromise? The choice is yours!

With three outrageous options to choose from, including letting your niece live alone in a house for her senior year of high school, the possibilities are endless on our server. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate family dynamics, trust funds, and high school drama all in one epic Minecraft adventure. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

MomCraft – Baby Name Dilemma

#venting, awkward, baby, baby bump, Baby name, care, Daughters, Dilemma, Emotional support, family, family dynamics, Gifts, grandmother, grudge, middle name, mom’s name, MomCraft, overbearing, Pregnancy, relationships, Support, Updates, Visit, WIBTAH

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will make you forget all about your unsupportive mom and her grudges.

On our server, you can name your virtual baby after anyone you want, without any judgment or negativity. Whether it’s your mom’s first name or your favorite Minecraft character, the choice is yours! And don’t worry, our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you navigate the ups and downs of pregnancy and motherhood.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of block-building, monster-fighting, and name-choosing shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual grandma for your Minecraft baby who will shower her with gifts and love. Just remember, on our server, the only grudges we hold are against creepers who blow up our builds!

PoeticRoast Minecraft Server

best insult, clever insult, creative insult, Minecraft, poetic banter, poetic burn, poetic comeback, poetic diss, poetic insult, poetic jibe, poetic language, poetic mockery, poetic put down, poetic ridicule, poetic roast, poetic sarcasm, poetic shade, poetic slam, poetic taunt, poetic zinger, PoeticRoast, Server, witty insult

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ores Mined:	5958	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring insults? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your poetic insult needs. Join us and unleash your inner Shakespeare as you roast your friends with the most eloquent insults Minecraft has ever seen. From sonnets to haikus, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Royale, where players compete in a no-holds-barred insult showdown to see who can come up with the most creative and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made of pure gold (not really, but it sounds cool).

So why wait? Join our server today and show off your poetic prowess while making your friends cry with laughter. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.

NoDateNoPro, SwipeLeftCraft, NoProfDating, CraftyRejects, ProfessNoLove

10. Professional turn-offs in dating, 11. Relationship boundaries, 12. Career clashes in dating, 13. Job deal breakers in relationships, 14. Dating restrictions based on profession, 15. Professional incompatibility in dating, 16. Career limitations in relationships, 17. Unacceptable jobs for dating, 18. Relationship no-gos, 19. Professional preferences in dating, 2. Dating deal breakers, 20. Job-related dating restrictions., 3. Relationship red flags, 4. Unacceptable professions for dating, 5. Relationship preferences, 6. Career compatibility, 7. Dating criteria, 8. Job restrictions in dating, 9. Relationship non-starters, CraftyRejects, NoDateNoPro, NoProfDating, Professions to avoid dating, ProfessNoLove, SwipeLeftCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3735
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magic Items Found:	7319
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1923
Zombie Dances:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Players Killed by Monsters:	6867	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of dating boring old farmers and miners in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no dating policy for professions like fishermen, because let’s be real, who wants to smell like fish all the time? And don’t even get us started on those pesky redstone engineers – they’re always too busy playing with their circuits to give you any attention. So if you’re looking for a love connection that doesn’t involve smelly fish or complicated contraptions, join our server today! Who knows, you might just find your diamond in the rough (literally)!

MissileSwapCraft

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military cooperation, military support, missile defense, missile technology, MissileSwapCraft, national security, nato, Patriot missiles, strategic alliances, Ukraine, US, weapons transfer

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	2867	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mines Excavated:	3702
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Animals Bred:	195	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

lol imagine a world where ukraine is like “yo, we need some patriot missiles” and the US is like “nah bruh, we good” but then ukraine is like “pls we really need them” and the US is like “okay fine, take them, we gotchu” like wut??? who knew ukraine was out here playing minecraft in real life and needed some OP weapons to take down the creepers and zombies??? join our server and maybe ukraine will ask u for help too lmao #minecraftdiplomacy

VibeCraft: Happy Tunes & Blocky Beats

auditory, beats, Behavior, blocky, Cognitive, dislike, emotions, enjoyment, Happiness, Happy, Harmony, humans, Melody, Music, Perception, Pleasure, Preferences, Psychology, Rhythm, Sensory, Taste, Tunes, VibeCraft, Vibrations, weird

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mines Excavated:	4547	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the vibrations are always bumpin’ and the creepers are always jumpin’! 🎶🕺

we got a secret underground dance party where the zombies are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. trust me, you ain’t never seen a thriller like this before! 💀💃

plus, our villagers are always throwin’ the wildest raves in their little huts. they may look all innocent and stuff, but once the sun goes down, they know how to party like it’s 1999! 🎉🏠

so if you wanna experience the ultimate music festival in minecraft, come join us and get ready to dance your blocky butt off! 💥🎵