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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 3438 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 41 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this Florida woman’s escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to roleplay as a 23-year-old pretending to be a 14-year-old homeschool student – just like Alyssa Zinger! Engage in scandalous activities with multiple middle schoolers from Wilson Middle School, just like in real life!
But that’s not all – we also offer a Nordstrom department store where you can shoplift with your Minecraft buddies and claim to be a different age! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try working at a Publix grocery store while pretending to be a teenager – the possibilities are endless!
So come on down to our server for a truly unforgettable and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just remember, age is just a number – especially when you’re pretending to be someone you’re not!
