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USA News Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Towns Built:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the tragic news in your country? Look no further! Our server is like the USA of Minecraft servers, with news that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us and experience the chaos of a Florida man getting bitten by an alligator and shitting himself, or witness the madness of accidentally crashing your car into a cartel boss and causing a street full of ded Mexicans.

Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server now and escape the sadness of real life with some outrageous Minecraft adventures!

BrothersNotInvitedLOL

adoption, Biological, Boundaries, brotherhood, BrothersNotInvitedLOL, drug addiction, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family relationships, family rift, Family tree, HEARTBREAK, parents, setting boundaries, Siblings, standing up for myself, Support, support system, Trauma, uninvited, Wedding

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Votes:	3274
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special moments? Join our Minecraft server where you can create your own family tree without any uninvited guests! No more walking on eggshells or dealing with brothers who don’t see you as family. Build your own supportive community and leave the drama behind. Plus, our virtual weddings are drama-free and always full of love and support. Say “I do” to joining our server today!

AttractiveCraft SMP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Potions Brewed:	40
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is so exclusive that only the most attractive players are allowed to join. That’s right, if you’re not turning heads in real life, you’re not getting in here.

But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of baby zombies riding on chickens. These tiny terrors challenged the player to a dance-off, and let’s just say things got pretty wild. The player ended up winning the dance-off and was rewarded with a pet llama that poops out diamonds. True story.

So if you want to experience crazy adventures, meet new friends (both human and zombie), and maybe even find love in a blocky world, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, only the most attractive players need apply.

CraftyMysteryLand

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying llamas, exploding sheep, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see for yourself what all the buzz is about!

BlockCraft HQ Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
New Chunks Explored:	13794	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have I got a treat for you! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you can imagine!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of creepers start breakdancing around you. But don’t worry, our server has a secret weapon – flying pigs! That’s right, these magical pigs will swoop in and save the day, all while wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep music.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, on our server, llamas are the ultimate warriors. They’ll spit on your enemies and kick them into oblivion, all while looking fabulous in their diamond armor.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually a secret base for Hezbollah! That’s right, you’ll be building alongside some of the most powerful militants in the world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rocket launcher into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

KremlinCraft: Russian Exodus

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4756	Star Shards Collected:	179
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	1898	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more russians fleeing ukraine than ever before! the kremlin is freaking out and we are just here building epic castles and battling dragons. join us for the chaos and mayhem, and maybe even start your own international incident while you’re at it! who needs politics when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper? come on, what are you waiting for? the world is on fire but our server is lit!

YoloCraft – Forever Young

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Votes:	7236	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

so, like, join our epic minecraft server because, like, we have unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows that taste like skittles.

like, seriously, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some blocky games with us.

we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

plus, our staff is, like, super cool and will help you out with anything you need, whether it’s building a giant castle or fighting off a horde of creepers.

so, like, don’t be a noob and join our server today. because, like, today is the oldest we’ve ever been, and the youngest we’ll ever be. so, like, YOLO and stuff.

MineFoMO: Avoid Burnout & Craft Happiness

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

OMG GUYS, U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN! LIKE, IF U AIN’T THERE, U GONNA BE SUPER SAD AND HAVE MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS AND STUFF.

DIS SERVER IS DA CURE FOR INFORMATION OVERLOAD AND BURNOUT, LIKE U JUST PLAY MINECRAFT AND ALL UR PROBLEMS GO AWAY.

JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT FOREVER, LIKE SERIOUSLY. U DON’T WANNA BE DA ONLY ONE MISSING OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN WE HAVE HERE. TRUST ME, U NEED DIS IN UR LIFE.

Space Monkeys

Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	762
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	297	Enchantments Applied:	186
Crops Grown:	6366	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Votes:	8042	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Space Monkeys is a small community SMP server that offers a nearly vanilla experience. The only feature that sets it apart from a fully vanilla setup is the world border. This semi-technical server has been running a map since the 1.21 update. If you’re interested in joining, please apply through our Discord!

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NoobNation Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8823
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of incompetent leaders making decisions for your nation? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual utopia! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering castles, epic redstone contraptions, and maybe even a monument dedicated to the downfall of a certain incompetent leader. Who needs real-world politics when you can rule your own blocky kingdom? Join us now and let the fun begin!

DownUnderCraft SMP – “Crikey, are we a separate Minecraft SMP from the Brits?”

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Australians and British players battle it out to see who is the superior race in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on a secret underground lair where kangaroos and tea-drinking Brits engage in epic battles for dominance. Will you join the kangaroo army or the tea brigade? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about whether Australians are truly a distinct race from the British. Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of Vegemite and crumpets!