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USA News Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the tragic news in your country? Look no further! Our server is like the USA of Minecraft servers, with news that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us and experience the chaos of a Florida man getting bitten by an alligator and shitting himself, or witness the madness of accidentally crashing your car into a cartel boss and causing a street full of ded Mexicans.

Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server now and escape the sadness of real life with some outrageous Minecraft adventures!

MineLOL – Minecraft Madness & Mayhem!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles within the world of Minecraft, where you can experience the thrill of the war within like never before.

Patch 10.2.6 has brought some insane changes to our server, including shiver-me-timbers plunderstorms and remixes of Pandaria that will blow your mind. Get ready to raid like never before and conquer dungeons that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Our April Trading Post is filled with unique items that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. From plunderstorm sections to spring finery, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Bankruptcy: Where You Can Mine Your Way Out of Debt!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2407	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Votes:	789

Are you tired of being buried under a mountain of debt? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start mining for virtual diamonds to pay off your real-life debts! Our economy is so booming, you’ll be debt-free in no time! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with gold bars. So not only will you be debt-free, but you’ll also be rolling in riches! Join now and start digging your way to financial freedom!

InuCraft: The Quest for Diamond Shards

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7763
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about the tantric law of inversion! That’s right, we’ve got Kikyo, a Vajrayana Buddhist, running the show and bringing a whole new level of enlightenment to your gaming experience.

Join us as we delve into the mystical world of Vajrayana Buddhism through the power of Minecraft. Build your own temple, meditate with pixelated monks, and unlock secret mantras that will give you superhuman abilities in the game.

Forget about mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be mining for spiritual enlightenment! So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of inner peace… and maybe even score some epic loot along the way.

ClownCraft: Chaos Reigns Supreme #56

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Ores Mined:	4096	Void Gems Collected:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to Clown World Order #56, where chaos reigns and the absurdity knows no bounds! Join us as we embark on a journey through a Minecraft server like no other, where Trump judges are disqualified for juggling too many clown noses, Bill Maher bombs on his own show because he couldn’t handle the pressure of building a pixelated house, and GOP cucks on Ukraine and Israel by trying to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic fail of Gaza bridge protests as players accidentally build bridges to nowhere and get stuck in an endless loop of falling off the edge. And don’t even get us started on the pedophilia denial on Timcast – turns out the only thing they’re mining for is diamonds!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of meme-worthy politicians, and engage in epic PvP battles with players dressed as clowns? So come on down to Clown World Order #56 and let the madness begin!

Crafty Creepers: The Holy Land Edition

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Void Gems Collected:	22

Are you tired of all the dickriding of Israel on other servers? Are you sick of 76iq dumbfucks ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the Indian bros out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let’s show those 76iq dumbfucks how it’s done!

LOLcraft: This Game Will Be Forgotten in a Year Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	224465
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that everyone forgets about after a year? Well, look no further! Our server may not have the staying power, but we make up for it with our amazing set of jiggling gook jigabongaboos! These things are so mesmerizing, you won’t even remember what game you’re playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, jiggling gook jigabongaboos! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you have jiggling gook jigabongaboos to keep you entertained)!

Midlife Crisis Craft: Where dreams go to die but blocks stay alive

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6071
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	132	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of feeling like you’ve wasted away your life with nothing to show for it? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with endless possibilities.

Forget about your deteriorating health and lost youth, because on our server, you’ll feel rejuvenated and alive like never before. Say goodbye to your abandoned friends and depleted energy, because here, you’ll make new friends and have more energy than you know what to do with.

Don’t worry about your evaporated savings, because on our server, the only currency you need is pure fun and excitement. So come join us and let the emptiness in your life be filled with laughter, creativity, and endless Minecraft shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Brawlers: Minecraft Street Fighter Edition

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Love Letters Sent:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Akuma himself couldn’t resist joining. Check out our teaser trailer where Akuma builds a house with one punch!

2. We just released a balance patch that allows you to ride creepers like horses and shoot fireballs from your hands. It’s chaos, but in a good way.

3. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where players use combos that will blow your mind.

4. Need some frame data for your PvP battles? We got you covered with our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data tool. Know your enemy’s every move before they even make it!

5. Explore our SuperCombo Wiki to learn secret techniques like the “Creeper Explosion Combo” and the “Ender Dragon Finisher”.

6. Don’t know what “footsies” are? No worries, check out our Footsies Handbook to learn how to outmaneuver your opponents in epic PvP battles.

7. Use Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter, Alpha, and even Marvel vs. Capcom on our server. It’s like a time machine to the golden age of gaming!

8. Want to warm up before your next PvP match? Follow Daigo’s drills, where you mine diamonds with lightning-fast reflexes and build structures with surgical precision.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Last Round: >>473757487 (whatever that means, it’s probably important)

Organic Overload: Where Minecraft Madness Begins!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring builds and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so original and organic, it’s practically grown from the ground up like a Minecraft tree!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs have taken over and are running the show! That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers for building materials and trade with skeletons for rare items. It’s a real monster mash out there!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unique that the blocks themselves have personalities. You’ll never know if that diamond ore is feeling generous or if that dirt block is plotting your demise. It’s a real block party, literally!

So come on down to our server where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have a good time. Who needs boring old servers when you can join us for a truly one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience?

Blocky Battles: ISSK Edition

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just blocks and mobs? Well, have we got the server for you! This server is so yuri, you’ll think you’ve stumbled into a magical girl anime. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of romance between your Minecraft character and that cute villager over there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild and wacky server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some yuri-tastic fun!