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GreenCraft SMP: Where cows rule & creepers drool! 1.21 Semi-vanilla fun for all!

bedrock, collectable, Community, console, Cows, CREEPERS, Cross-Play, Discord, Drool, Dynmap, Events, Fun, GreenCraft, GreenCraftSMP, java, Land Claims, Listen, Maps, Minigames, Nations, Rewards, rule, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, Vanilla, Wars

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Offerings	Nations – Nations now allow to claim as much land you want (be reasonable ofc), building up a base and fighting wars
	Cross-Platform: Available to all java and bedrock players alike, now with an easy way to join on console
	Minigames: by typing /warp minigames in chat you will be able to play many minigames with your friends
	Events: We host events every 2 weeks where everyone participating get rewarded and all the event games are playable after the event in the minigame hub
	Collectable Maps: by participating in server activities you will get your own unique collectable map art
	Land claims: In a nation or not you can always keep your stuffs safe
	We listen to our community

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server from both Java and Bedrock editions?

A: Yes, GreenCraft SMP is available for both Java and Bedrock players.

Q: Are there events on the server?

A: Yes, we host events every 2 weeks where participants receive rewards.

Q: How can I participate in minigames on the server?

A: Simply type /warp minigames in the chat to access and play various minigames with friends.

Manly Minecraft Server

acceptance, activities, Community, empowerment, fashion, FITNESS, gender affirming, gender dysphoria, hobbies, Identity, manly, Masculinity, Men, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, self-care, Self-expression, Server, support groups, Therapy, weak beta man

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Are you tired of being a weak beta man with gender dysphoria? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery and empowerment through gender affirming activities like slaying dragons with glittery swords, building fabulous rainbow castles, and competing in high heels obstacle courses. Say goodbye to your old self and hello to the fabulous, confident man you were always meant to be! Join now and unleash your inner diva!

Golden Generation Minecraft SMP

Achievements, Euro Cup, european football, football, generation, glory days, Golden, golden generation, History, memorable era, Minecraft, national team, peak performance, Players, Poland, Polish football, smp, Soccer, sports, sports history, success, talented squad, tournament success, World Cup

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the Poland’s golden generation in football – full of surprises and epic moments! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while dodging creepers like a pro soccer player dodges defenders. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a fan of our server and occasionally drops by to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure of your life!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

blockparty, Defensive, flirtatious, halloween season, insert herself, jealous, Jealousy, Minecraft, only child, Plans, rough time, selfish behavior, Server, Special, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Are you tired of dealing with a friend who always makes everything about themselves? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own world without any selfish friends ruining the fun.

Our server is the perfect place to escape to when you need a break from friends who flirt with your partner or constantly try to one-up you. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time without any drama llama drama.

So come join us on our server and leave all your selfish friends behind. Build, explore, and laugh your way through outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about those annoying friends who just can’t seem to let you have your moment in the spotlight. See you in the game, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

OraCraft: Finger Pointing Fiasco

Animal lover, Apes, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Dinner, Fiasco, Finger, finger-pointing, Friends, funny, Girlfriend, group dynamics, humor, jokes, misunderstanding, monkeys, OraCraft, Orangutan, pointing, relationships, social cues

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pointing at other players’ virtual food is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our community is filled with monkey enthusiasts who love to joke around and have a good time.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we point at each other’s pixelated meals and share cute videos of monkeys doing adorable things. Who knew that a simple joke could lead to such chaos and drama, just like in the real world?

Don’t worry about being blocked or cut out of anyone’s virtual life here, because we embrace all kinds of humor and quirks. So come on in and let’s have a wild and wacky time together on our Minecraft server – where pointing at food is the norm and monkey business is always welcome!

WestBankWarrior Minecraft Server

American, Conflict, diplomatic incident, fatal shooting, foreign affairs, international relations, investigation, Israeli military, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, military conflict, Military operations, military statement, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, political tensions, security forces, Server, Tragedy, US citizen, violence, West Bank, WestBankWarrior

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come join our epic minecraft server where the israeli military is on a rampage in the west bank! we got explosions, chaos, and maybe even some american casualties! if you want a server with non-stop action and drama, this is the place to be! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

CraftyCreeperWarz

antony blinken, ballistic missiles, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, Iranian, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear deal, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War, Warning

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so, liek, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join or ur missing out big time, bro. we got this crazy war theme going on, like ukraine vs russia but in minecraft. u gotta choose ur side and battle it out with ur friends.

but wait, there’s more! we got iranian ballistic missiles that are gonna be launched in the game within weeks. u gotta be prepared for the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be wild. join now before it’s too late and experience the most intense minecraft server ever. trust me, u don’t wanna miss this.

NoobCraft: Do Your Own Research

10. Source evaluation, 11. Cognitive bias, 12. Independent thinking, 13. Media literacy, 14. Investigative skills, 15. Data analysis, 16. Empirical evidence, 17. Logical reasoning, 18. Peer review, 19. Credible sources, 2. Critical thinking, 20. Intellectual honesty., 3. Fact checking, 4. Skepticism, 5. Misinformation, 6. Fake news, 7. Confirmation bias, 8. Trust issues, 9. Information literacy, Noobcraft, research

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so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u don’t wanna play on some boring server with no pizzazz? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro.

first off, we got a secret underground city where u can trade with villagers who only speak in riddles. u gotta solve their puzzles to get the best loot, it’s like a brain workout and a treasure hunt all in one.

then, we got this giant volcano that erupts every hour on the hour. u gotta be quick on ur feet to dodge the lava and grab the diamonds that shoot out of it. it’s like a high-stakes game of hot potato, but with precious gems.

oh, and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo. we got creepers that purr like kittens, skeletons that do the macarena, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a circus, but with more explosions.

so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the walls bonkers, come hang with us. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and ur diamond pickaxe, cuz things are about to get crazy up in here.

Methane Madness Server

madness, methane, Server

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so like, u know how humans r like, doin stuff all the time? well, turns out we r like, makin a lot of methane gas. and like, this server is all about like, harnessing that power and using it to like, power our crazy cool redstone contraptions. like, u can build a giant fart-powered roller coaster or a methane-powered disco dance floor. it’s like, totally insane, dude. u gotta join this server and be part of the methane revolution. plus, we have like, a secret underground base where we breed mutant cows that fart rainbows. it’s like, the coolest thing ever. so come join us and let’s make some methane magic together!

What is the IP for Yumi Minecraft Server?

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Yumi is a talented musician and songwriter known for her ethereal vocals and emotive lyrics. She began her music career at a young age, honing her skills and developing a unique sound that blends elements of folk, indie, and electronic music. With a growing discography and a dedicated fan base, Yumi continues to captivate audiences with her haunting melodies and introspective songwriting.

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Enchantments Applied:	53
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Crops Grown:	8332
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Towns Built:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8375	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Meteorites Collected:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Chimeras Created:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Secret Passages Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

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FAQ

Q: Can I join the server from both Java and Bedrock editions?

Q: Are there events on the server?

Q: How can I participate in minigames on the server?